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Napalm Waltz: METAL CITY!

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Confessions of a Headbanger. Sunday, June 15, 2008. This may very well be the greatest video on the Internet. England, for the win.". I was going to write a brief entry pondering why metal heads are drawn to alcohol, but I have decided instead to go out to find some pizza. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I do a lot of everything - which I will go into detail here in this blog. View my complete profile. McCain vs Obama Round 1. The Heat Is On! Anarcho-Capitalism; Buy Back Your Freedom.

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Napalm Waltz: The Heat Is On!

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Confessions of a Headbanger. Wednesday, June 11, 2008. The Heat Is On! I greatly despise temperatures that excel beyond 80 degrees Fahrenheit. I believe that's just part of my northern heritage and the fact that quite frankly I don't find Florida to be all that exciting a place. The beach and Suicidal Tendencies have offered a brief respite from the Hell of 101 degree temperatures that drive me into a state of deathly sickness. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. The Heat Is On!

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Peasants and Pitchforks: August 2008

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We are your Internerd Hate Machine. Monday, August 11, 2008. Well ain't this just duck daisy? So I received an invitee thingee from the Pirate. Over yonder to contribute to this site and I figured that since I'm currently in the middle of a two week break between summer classes and mortuary school so I figured I'd just pop in and make a post. Anyway, seeing as how I share this glorious space with two people that I know, namely Travis. A gaggle of shallow, souless harpies. What the hell's up with the grim...

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Me, The All-Time Desultory: proudly present....the kungfu uncle @ badm hall

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Me, The All-Time Desultory. Proudly present.the kungfu uncle @ badm hall. 2:41 PM / Posted by 十八般武艺 /. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Proudly present.the kungfu uncle @ badm hall. Im a game addict. Blow with a pilot pen. Mote Mote da SinV.

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This Is Your Captain Speaking: Interesting Things I've Done to My Penis: Part One

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Friday, April 13, 2007. Interesting Things I've Done to My Penis: Part One. This is Part One of what will be an ongoing series. I'm still in the process of gathering from memory the various penis-related incidents, and I'm now up to seven - no, wait, make that eight. I just remembered another one. In any case, I'm saving the best for last. Part One: Jerked Off with Toothpaste. One day I was brushing my teeth, and I realized that the answer might be right in my own mouth. And so it came to pass. I smu...

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This Is Your Captain Speaking: Interesting Things I've Done to My Penis: Part Two

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Monday, May 14, 2007. Interesting Things I've Done to My Penis: Part Two. Alternate Title: Pulp Friction). This is Part II of an ongoing series. For the first installment, go here. Part Two: The Wicked Wanda 3000. Many of my sex fantasies are pretty standard, and involve myself and one or two female humans. Often, however, my mind wanders to other areas and things get a little more creative. I'm not going to photoshop the duct tape holding the melon to the fan, but you get the idea. I decided to name...

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This Is Your Captain Speaking: The Cosmic Gas Cap

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Monday, June 4, 2007. The Cosmic Gas Cap. My friend Karen used to have an old Dodge Aspen, and we spent the entire summer riding around in it while smoking pot and listening to Pink Floyd. We were both nineteen, and neither of us were in school, so riding around and getting stoned while Saucerful of Secrets blared on her kick-ass car speakers seemed like a lot more fun than anything else we could think of. And that, we assumed, was that. As we drove away, we felt a certain satisfaction with how the loose...

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This Is Your Captain Speaking: An Amusing Anecdote

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Thursday, May 24, 2007. This happened about 6 months ago. Anyway, I got caught up in whatever scenario I was acting out, so I was in there for maybe 5 or 10 minutes. When I'd finished screwing around, and was ready to buckle down again and bring home the bacon, I went back to my room and sat down in front of my computer. That's when I noticed something on top of the computer monitor. The day before I had been sound-proofing my room, and I had some left over pieces of weather stripping laying around.

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This Is Your Captain Speaking: Jesus and Elvis: Jesus Has a Date!

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Saturday, May 19, 2007. Jesus and Elvis: Jesus Has a Date! So how did you meet this chick anyway? Oh, well we just started talking one day and then I asked her if she'd like to go to dinner sometime. Hey, you think I should wear this robe? Where did you meet her? Oh, well, someone sort of introduced us. We haven't actually met in person yet. Oh, no. Don't tell me. Alright, alright – we met online. Oh, say it ain't so, Jesus,. Say it ain't so. There's nothing wrong with-. You saying they're ugly? What the...

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HowToKillPeople.com - The Blog

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Thursday, December 27, 2007. This Is Only A Test. Yet again i am fiddling with the settings of blogger, my new phone, a java browsing application and a bluetooth key board. This may be the dorkiest thing i have ever done and the fact that I am testing it out to use as a routine for writing online is actually an afront to my sensibilities. That being said: this seems to work pretty good. The new year should be an interesting one. Posted by Travis at 10:23 AM. Links to this post. View my complete profile.