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Humor Abyss: Dan's Skillz...A Compilation
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Where laughter comes to die. Monday, April 14, 2008. Dan's Skillz.A Compilation. Okay Everyone knows I've got MAD PHATTY skillz. Right? I mean, I can run, pump weights, bone some chicks wit the hot nitties, ETC. But what about my LESSER KNOWN but EQUALLY IMPORTANT skillz? People sometimes aren't aware of my versatility. So here's a list of some of my other skillz.in no particular order. Check it out. A year or so ago, the handle on my toilet busts off. Shit. What to do? 2 Quality Beer Skillz. 5 Medicine ...
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Humor Abyss: Reasons I am better than everyone else...
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Where laughter comes to die. Friday, May 2, 2008. Reasons I am better than everyone else. 1 I am smarter than everyone else. Seriously.I am a fucking genius.most people can barely tie their shoelaces. 2 I drink a lot. Only smart, beautiful, strong, articulate, and otherwise superior people drink. 3 I have a cool phone. Only the coolest people have cell phones. It seriously makes me better. 4 Scars n' shit. I'm all cut up and bruised. It's fucking badass. I win. 5 I'm listening to loud music.
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Humor Abyss: May 2008
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Where laughter comes to die. Friday, May 2, 2008. Reasons I am better than everyone else. 1 I am smarter than everyone else. Seriously.I am a fucking genius.most people can barely tie their shoelaces. 2 I drink a lot. Only smart, beautiful, strong, articulate, and otherwise superior people drink. 3 I have a cool phone. Only the coolest people have cell phones. It seriously makes me better. 4 Scars n' shit. I'm all cut up and bruised. It's fucking badass. I win. 5 I'm listening to loud music.
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Sketch of Bort | Verity Kent's Art Blog
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Verity Kent's Art Blog. Rachelle’s Bird – Sneak Peek. This was just a quick pencil sketch of my cat, Bort, on a lazy Sunday afternoon. No Responses Yet to “Sketch of Bort”. Feed for this Entry. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email. Jet Set with Mary.
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Upcoming Show at The Pittock Mansion to Feature My Painting | Verity Kent's Art Blog
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Verity Kent's Art Blog. Upcoming Fundraiser in Salem. Upcoming Show at The Pittock Mansion to Feature My Painting. My painting La Bella Sera is going to appear in a juried group show “Uncertain Times: Contemporary Art Views on the Fate of the Newspaper”. At the Pittock Mansion. Here in Portland starting July 17th. The show runs through November 14. I’m putting the finishing touches on the frame tonight and delivering it tomorrow. I’m excited to see the rest of the work! Feed for this Entry. 039;cutting e...
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May | 2011 | Verity Kent's Art Blog
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Verity Kent's Art Blog. Archive for May, 2011. This was just a quick pencil sketch of my cat, Bort, on a lazy Sunday afternoon. New post about two paintings with houses: https:/ veritykent.wordpress.com/2010/09/25/two-houses-one-across-the-field-one-on-a-hill/. Finished a painting today and dropped it off as a submission to Good Gallery's October group show. Pretty happy with it! Two creepy calls for artists: Facing Fear http:/ tinyurl.com/2wqa3v6. And Good is EVIL http:/ goodpdx.com/good-is-evil/.
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Humor Abyss: March 2008
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Where laughter comes to die. Wednesday, March 26, 2008. Anyone got any dirty socks? Cause if you do, I got tha' washboard you can clean them on right here.check it-. Oh yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about. Mmm. Look at them abz. It's like I just went to the store, and bought a six pack.hell yeah. Just thinkin' 'bout that picture gives me an f'in boner. I'm THAT money. In fact, those abz are SO money, let's take another look.from the reverse angle. Damn DAMN. That's all there is to say. Posted by Dan Philo.
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February | 2012 | Verity Kent's Art Blog
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Verity Kent's Art Blog. Archive for February, 2012. I just came home from a weekend retreat in the woods with a huge group of belly dancers. The creative energy inspired me SO much and I am painting again! I started a canvas and FINALLY have decided on a theme to create a series. I have been trying to decide on a topic to […]. New post about two paintings with houses: https:/ veritykent.wordpress.com/2010/09/25/two-houses-one-across-the-field-one-on-a-hill/. 039;cutting edge' show. Whoo! Jet Set with Mary.
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Humor Abyss: Being Famous is HARD!! LOL!
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Where laughter comes to die. Friday, April 11, 2008. Being Famous is HARD! Man, my life has been a WHIRLWIND lately! Now that I'm, like, completely famous, I cannot go ANYWHERE without throngs of papparazzi following me. Take last Saturday, for instance. Me and a few pals( I won't say who, only they're all on. Wink, wink) were out at Chateau Marmot for a few drinks, and we were MOBBED by photogs. I was even in a disguise.it didn't help AT ALL! I hate those TMZ guys! Posted by Dan Philo.
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Humor Abyss: Thursday Evening
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Where laughter comes to die. Thursday, April 23, 2009. Soon I'll be drunk. I feel the night close in around me. It is nice. It's like I'm in a cabin in the woods, alone with my thoughts and my dog and my fire and my computer and my phone and my this and my that. And also my Funyuns. Lady's computer has lots of cords and stuff. Makes it hard to move it around. This Radiohead album is alright. Every song is unique, and it's well done. That was a sweet Marty Friedman guitar solo). Posted by Dan Philo. I'm a...