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Gateway
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A day in my life. or the past hour and 45 minutes. June 13, 2012. In Amarillo, there is no “traffic”. when i lived there, it was a welcome relief from the. People who live in South Carolina, who don’t know what a red light, a turn signal, or a speed limit are. when i moved back to Austin 6 years ago, i was reminded what “traffic” is. and according to a study done recently, Austin has ranked within the top 5 worst cities for traffic. 8220;are you moving? 8220;isnt that far from your house? You are comment...
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Two Hos and a Yo: November 2008
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Friday, November 21, 2008. Dooced (insert trademark symbol here, cause i'm computer retarded). I read your blog frequently and giggle to myself over the fact that I'm sure we could be fast friends, if given the chance, but allow me to take this opportunity to express my dislike for you. you. and your "daily style" section. that damned section in which you post photos of cute things sent to you or bought by you from etsy.com. He's adorable, right? Stop showing me the path to a lighter bank account. GAH.
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Two Hos and a Yo: DETOUR
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Saturday, January 10, 2009. I would like to re-route you from the funny here. To land you HERE. I built myself a new home for the bloggerton. "it's all growns up and all growns up and all growns up". Saturday, January 10, 2009. See also: ants dont like cinnamon. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Den Mother of the Cougar Scouts. View my complete profile. Hang on my EVERY WORD! Subscribe in a reader. Ants dont like cinnamon. Alpha Phi Beta Sigma. Angela and Christel Show. Have you seen my baseball?
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Two Hos and a Yo: global warming
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008. Have you seen the Lewis Black stand up skit where he was talking about it being so cold you can't finish a sentence? NSFW he drops the F bomb A LOT). It's THAT cold today. I know, snow isn't so amazing. but the fact that it was 81 degrees at lunch yesterday makes it a little more outrageous. "welcome to Texas. if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes, it'll change". Wednesday, December 10, 2008. See also: Alpha Phi Beta Sigma. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Two Hos and a Yo: HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008. HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE! I am SO excited about Christelmas. I hope you all are too. May your days be merry and bright. and may you still be filled with the wonder of Christmas. Wednesday, December 24, 2008. See you in 5 days! December 24, 2008 at 8:29 AM. December 24, 2008 at 8:31 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Den Mother of the Cougar Scouts. View my complete profile. Hang on my EVERY WORD! Subscribe in a reader. Ants dont like cinnamon. Alpha Phi Beta Sigma.
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Two Hos and a Yo: June 2008
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Monday, June 30, 2008. What a bitch of a day. You wanna play like THAT? Finally i called the other energy company and got the correct ESI ID and then called mine back and got it all resolved. And that was ALL before i even left for work. OH and then. i had my mouth all watered up (SUCH a mom saying) for samosas from this indian place around the corner. and yep. they were closed today. muther trucker! Yeah the universe was a-gin me today. When a co-worker mentioned Walgreens, the light bulb went off that ...
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Two Hos and a Yo: May 2008
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Thursday, May 29, 2008. I am my grandmother’s granddaughter. Most girls are Daddy’s Girls. I was not that girl, but the bond that I shared with my grandmother was one that was precious for just us. So Mimi, my CUTE GIRL… yes, yes it is YOUR TIME. Fly away knowing that you have touched SO many hearts and minds and you will forever be imprinted on our souls. As Dorothy told the Scarecrow, “I think I will miss YOU the most”. Thursday, May 29, 2008. Saturday, May 24, 2008. I have searched high and low since ...
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Two Hos and a Yo: suds and duds
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Friday, December 12, 2008. The BF (pseudonym still in progress). Has decided that he wants to blog as well. the ACTUAL conversation went like this. I'ma need YOU to make me a blog. and I'm gonna write wittier stuff and send it to all of YOUR peeps and they are gonna love ME more than you. cause all the stuff you blog about is funny stuff about ME anyway.". So y'all hold your breaths for the "FUNNIER AND CLEVERER THAN CHRISTEL BLOG" cause I'm sure it's on it's way. Now, a blog about ME. I walked into the ...
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Two Hos and a Yo: Cryptkeeper in Drag
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Thursday, December 18, 2008. So Kimmy posted this. And now i have to. cause she's totally "Number-Like" and we kinda love her. a whole bunch. And enter to win makeups. FREE makeups. we know momma love a good makeup. and if i will, i will totally share! And Lo, if there's pink mascara. its ALLLLLLL yours. Thursday, December 18, 2008. See also: ants dont like cinnamon. Awwww- - I'm "number-like? That is SO SWEET! December 18, 2008 at 7:08 AM. Of COURSE you are! December 18, 2008 at 7:33 AM.
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Two Hos and a Yo: THIS... IS MORE AWESOMER
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Friday, December 19, 2008. THIS IS MORE AWESOMER. I mean this is better than peanut butter and chocolate. AT! Friday, December 19, 2008. See also: piratey goodness. December 19, 2008 at 5:50 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Den Mother of the Cougar Scouts. View my complete profile. Hang on my EVERY WORD! Subscribe in a reader. Ants dont like cinnamon. Alpha Phi Beta Sigma. Angela and Christel Show. Have you seen my baseball? Lovers. Who love every day with the loving.