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Do Virgins taste better?
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Denim Sue reports from darkest Wales on why Virgins may taste Better. Do Virgins taste better? By our reporter who can't play the virginals, Denim Sue. Widespread alarm in Welsh Village. Dragon descended upon the small Welsh village of Llanddofurffaddas yesterday, threatening to burn the villagers out of their homes, steal their crops and incinerate their sheep. A meeting was hastily convened on the outskirts of the hamlet, for fear that stray sparks might well lead to a premature conflagration. The Wize...