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SY部落格...: A Message by George Carlin
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Funny junk, jokes, inspiring stories, anecdotes, quotations, words of wisdom. Monday, November 12, 2007. A Message by George Carlin. George Denis Patrick Carlin, a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor and author of the 70's and 80's. This comedian is very well noted for his political and black humour. Read something written by him: it is so very eloquent.and so very appropriate:. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write...Remem...
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SY部落格...: Learn To Be Smart
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Funny junk, jokes, inspiring stories, anecdotes, quotations, words of wisdom. Tuesday, March 03, 2009. Learn To Be Smart. A husband and wife are travelling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne . After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $450.00. The Manager is...
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SY部落格...: June 2008
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Funny junk, jokes, inspiring stories, anecdotes, quotations, words of wisdom. Monday, June 02, 2008. 結婚不是什麼 人生大事,只是合法生人的一道手續。 婚姻是牢籠,所以有些男女在婚後,莫不喜出、望外。 完全相反的個性,結婚是互補 ,離婚時叫 個性不合 。 避孕的效果:不成功,便成人 。 女人的折舊率 剎是驚人,從新娘變成老婆,只消一夜的光景。 試婚的最大壞處,是可能會.今日試 ,今日畢。 在愛情中,有人視死如歸 ;在婚姻中,有人視歸如死。 熱戀時,再誇張的謊言都聽成是情話 ;結婚後,再認真的情話都聽成是廢話 。 紅顏多薄命,黃臉多認命 。 Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Tips and Tricks in Computing and Digital World.
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SY部落格...: Best Lawyer Story Of The Year!
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Funny junk, jokes, inspiring stories, anecdotes, quotations, words of wisdom. Tuesday, December 23, 2008. Best Lawyer Story Of The Year! Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the 'fires'. After the lawyer cashed the cheque, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON! This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award.
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SY部落格...: December 2008
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Funny junk, jokes, inspiring stories, anecdotes, quotations, words of wisdom. Tuesday, December 23, 2008. Best Lawyer Story Of The Year! Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the 'fires'. After the lawyer cashed the cheque, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON! This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award.
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SY部落格...: July 2007
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Funny junk, jokes, inspiring stories, anecdotes, quotations, words of wisdom. Saturday, July 07, 2007. What is the world’s best job? CEO of Microsoft or Apple? What criteria are needed to be an official condom tester? Interested applicants need to tell Durex why they want to apply and why they should be considered. Try it out if you have strong desire to improve your sex-life. With this job on your CV, you definitely have chance to show off to your mates on how good you are in bed!
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SY部落格...: January 2007
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Funny junk, jokes, inspiring stories, anecdotes, quotations, words of wisdom. Sunday, January 28, 2007. How to work smart! An old man who lived in Idaho wanted to hoe his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who used to help him, was in prison. He wrote a letter to the boy and described his predicament. A few days later, he received a letter from his son. For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. The same day, he received another letter from his son.
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SY部落格...: Evacuation Drill
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Funny junk, jokes, inspiring stories, anecdotes, quotations, words of wisdom. Tuesday, March 03, 2009. In a large multinational company. A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large office when almost all employees were in office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins and all employees gathered outside the office in the designated area waiting for further announcement. Will be couriered to you by tomorrow. Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best ahead.
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SY部落格...: March 2007
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Funny junk, jokes, inspiring stories, anecdotes, quotations, words of wisdom. Tuesday, March 27, 2007. Husband Smart but Wife Smarter. A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? He said, "Yes! You'll love the answer. After a little...