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Jellytown: September 2006
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Friday, September 22, 2006. Things that have me convinced that I'm not an entirely rational human being:. 3 About a month ago, I was convinced for several days that a person could see one's reflection in a screened door. Not, it is important to note, that I could see my reflection in some glass behind the screen. No, I was convinced that the mesh of thin metal wire was somehow reflective in a way that a person could see a fairly clear reflection of oneself. Posted by Bret at 3:26 PM. Is it that hard?
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Jellytown: September 2008
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Thursday, September 25, 2008. Posted by Bret at 11:29 PM. Durham, North Carolina, United States. View my complete profile. How To Live Your Damn Life. Now With Even Funnier Stories About Food! Anyone want some free milk? As shouted by middle schoolers . A lame excuse to compare myself with God? We have recommendations for you! If youre not B.
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Jellytown: August 2006
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Monday, August 28, 2006. We have recommendations for you! If you're not Bret Runestad, click here.). My friend Porter once remarked to me that he thought Amazon.com knew him better than any of his friends. I think this was largely based on the fact that Amazon.com actually knew when his birthday was. But the website also knew his favorite music, the kind of books that he liked to read, his taste in movies, etc. So I was checking out Guy Berryman's blog the other day, because I knew I'd be seeing you.".
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Jellytown: January 2007
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Sunday, January 14, 2007. Now With Even Funnier Stories About Food! I really like Hamburger Helper. It allows me to have some sense of involvement in the meal that i will then eat, but it is also really quick and easy. I get to feel like i did some cooking, without any real effort or cooking skill. It does require certain cooking utensils, but those were easy to acquire. Lots of products use the "New and improved strategy.". Now with twice as many raisins". Now with an even bigger crunch! If youre not B.
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Jellytown: July 2006
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Friday, July 28, 2006. What Would Rommel Do? As someone with a degree in theology, I have a lot of Jesusy books. Most of them are very good, but some of them are quite bad. Enter God's Little Devotional Book (for Men). I received this book a while back as a gift. I'm sure that whoever gave it to me only had the best intentions. But it is not a good book. First of all, what a horrible title. As if this is the devotional book that God reads every morning. Or maybe since this is God's little. Anyways, the j...
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Jellytown: October 2006
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Friday, October 27, 2006. I was watching a crappy policey type movie the other day and there was an exchange of dialogue that went something like this:. Dumb cop: "My gut tells me this was just a robbery that went bad and ended up getting this guy killed.". Kiefer Sutherland: "You know why I don't go with my gut? Because once you let your gut make up your mind about something, you're only gonna see the evidence that supports your gut. This was no robbery. It was. an assassination.". I have some free time.
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Jellytown: June 2006
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Monday, June 26, 2006. I used to have a secret blog that was very well received. Now, we'll see if I have any desire to write interesting things for people beyond a small circle of my friends. If I do write things here, I will try to make them interesting and/or funny. Posted by Bret at 3:49 PM. Durham, North Carolina, United States. View my complete profile. How To Live Your Damn Life. Now With Even Funnier Stories About Food! Anyone want some free milk? As shouted by middle schoolers . If youre not B.
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Jellytown: March 2007
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Thursday, March 22, 2007. The whole "Do not attempt" line at the bottom of certain commercials is pretty well-worn territory. A litigation-crazy society has caused advertisers to be overly cautious with their warnings, and so there are a lot of commercials with ridiculous things going on, and at the bottom of the screen, there is a caution to not try and attempt whatever is going on. And the last thing anyone would care about was whether or not your antiperspirant was working. Posted by Bret at 8:33 PM.
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Jellytown: October 2008
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Wednesday, October 01, 2008. I don't pay a lot for haircuts. It's one of the perks of being a guy. I don't have to schedule them, I don't have to pay a lot. I'm probably never more than half an hour away from a Great Clips. I have a lot of haircut freedom. It's nice. 160; No, that sounds horrible. I want my simple, cheap haircut. That's why I can't believe that I rarely. Leave a haircut with my sideburns anywhere close to straight. It's one of the very few things that a haircutter can abs...And it...