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The Chosen One: January 2006
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Sunday, January 29, 2006. Word up, fly girl. I been all thinkin bout you an spit since you ain't here an stuff. These skippin my arraignmizzle parties ain't the same without ya, babe. You want me to throw down on those fools? You's the best interizzle decorator evah, girl. I mean, nobody but you can spend like a jillion hours findin just the right shoes to match the rug in the fresher or whatev, you get me? I mean, come on. Well, Windu's screechin at...
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Melancholy Musings: December 2005
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And other non-sequential mutterings. Thursday, December 22, 2005. I have lost faithin myself. Why even say anything. Nothing will change. I think I have reached the point. Where I can no longer go forward. And I know I can not go back. Leaving ashes and shattered dreams. I cut myself on the shards. Grasping for what can never be mended. Holding what can never be remade. I no longer believe. In the dreams I once held. They are phantom sand. They are the laughing reminders. Of paths I did not take.
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The Chosen One: November 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, November 19, 2005. Grody, man, grody. So I'm sure ya'll got a good laugh outta what that little green monkey did ta me, but I'll show him. I mean it weren't like I tried to mess up his smitin or whatev, but I really wanted to go clubbin with Pa. um. some of my homies, an he was all like getting up in my grill about it or whatev. An not to mention the Force wedgies! My underoos are so far up my butt they could pass as a thong, ya'll. No disi...
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The Chosen One: December 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Tuesday, December 13, 2005. So check it, ya'll. I'm gettin all sick an tizired of the way those fogies on the council're treatin me. I'm the Chosen One, yo! Notta mention what I gots to put up with at home, with Ob's "wrasslin", Windu's sob-fests, an Yodes' force-wedgies. I'm all feelin abused an spit. So, Mister. Starkiller? Skywalker, yo.". Ah, Skywalker. It says here you want to be emancipated from your guardians.". But check it, I can't! Listen, ...
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The Chosen One: August 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Sunday, August 21, 2005. So Windu's all "You gotta make a list of all the people you slaughtered" and I'm all "I haven't slaughtered that many. An I tried tellin' him that Tusken Raiders don't count as people, cept he didn't buy that so he's makin me write the list anyway, the hater. People Anakin Skywalker Has Slaughtered (including Tusken Raiders). Tusken encampment 17 (30 or 40, which prolly translates into one or two people). Pads' fish Mr Fishie.
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The Chosen One: February 2006
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, February 11, 2006. No disintigrations, yo! So here's what's goin down. I'm all tellin Pads I'll investigizzle this bounty hunter thing, so I flewed out to Bespin or wherever to see if I could be all trackin down this chick an baby-clone. Well, turns out Cloud City's, like, stuck in this tizime warp or sumthin, cause everybody's like in polyester leisure suits an whatnot - an ya'll know. The Chosen One don't roll that way, yo. Mon, My Groupie.