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The last home of writing, absurdism, culture, and cough syrup. Tag Archives: Fiona Helmsley. A Urinary Tract Infection is Heartburn of the Vagina by Fiona Helmsley. November 9, 2015. I’ve never had to pee so badly in my life, but I have an older woman and child to compete with for use of the bathroom, so I martyr myself, and let them go first. The pain I know I am about to feel makes it easier to wait. I know it will not be a sweet relief, but a stinging one. SHIT I got my own shit up inside myself. ...
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This disturbing new trend will cause you to spurt blood out of every orifice until you die a violent death! Read now in order to save your worthless hide! | Paragraph Line
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The last home of writing, absurdism, culture, and cough syrup. This disturbing new trend will cause you to spurt blood out of every orifice until you die a violent death! Read now in order to save your worthless hide! July 30, 2015. Death by remote control. Jan Ovcak is currently laboring on several important works of criticism at once, in near-complete obscurity. "You can only predict things after they have happened." -Eugene Ionesco. View all posts by Jan Ovcak →. The Last Days of Kathy Acker. Paragrap...
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The last home of writing, absurdism, culture, and cough syrup. 5 Hints about Explosive Decompression. July 31, 2016. Better living through technology. A new novel by John L. Sheppard, will be published on Sept. 4, 2016 by Paragraph Line Books. 1 Why we’re on the brink of mass extinction (The Daily Beast). 2 A molecule of water can exist in six places at once (Vice). 3 Bio coding language makes it easier to hack living cells (New Scientist). 4 Frankie Yankovic, “Pennsylvania Polka.”. November 27, 2015.
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Check out Fiona Helmsley’s latest at Human Parts | Paragraph Line
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The last home of writing, absurdism, culture, and cough syrup. Check out Fiona Helmsley’s latest at Human Parts. August 6, 2015. Fiona Helmsley’s got a new story up over at Human Parts, a great web site of storytelling-type writing. Check it out here. And don’t forget to grab a copy of her new book. Jon Konrath is the editor of this crap. View all posts by Jon Konrath →. Teachable Moments by Fiona Helmsley. Summer 1994: Getting Pierced By Fiona Helmsley →. 5 Hints about Explosive Decompression. Reluctant...
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The last home of writing, absurdism, culture, and cough syrup. Tag Archives: Paragraph Line Books. 5 Hints about Explosive Decompression. July 31, 2016. Better living through technology. A new novel by John L. Sheppard, will be published on Sept. 4, 2016 by Paragraph Line Books. 1 Why we’re on the brink of mass extinction (The Daily Beast). 2 A molecule of water can exist in six places at once (Vice). 3 Bio coding language makes it easier to hack living cells (New Scientist). August 16, 2015. The book is...
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Teachable Moments by Fiona Helmsley | Paragraph Line
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The last home of writing, absurdism, culture, and cough syrup. Teachable Moments by Fiona Helmsley. August 5, 2015. Make sure to check out Fiona’s new book, My Body Would be the Kindest of Strangers. He ripped the underwear from the angel’s wrists. Using his stick like a slingshot, he tied the underwear to the bra, then used their elasticity to fling them into the woods. The little boy and I watched as the undergarments flew through the sky. My father was the liberator of a gravestone a...Paragraph Line ...
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Available now: Fiona Helmsley – My Body Would be the Kindest of Strangers | Paragraph Line
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The last home of writing, absurdism, culture, and cough syrup. Available now: Fiona Helmsley – My Body Would be the Kindest of Strangers. July 31, 2015. We’re proud to announce our latest release from Paragraph Line Books: Fiona Helmsley’s new collection,. My Body Would be the Kindest of Strangers. Check it out at Amazon in print. Or on the kindle store. My Body Would be the Kindest of Strangers. Takes an incredible amount of guts. Beginning with an epigram from Anne Sexton’s. With Mercy for the Greedy.
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Death | Paragraph Line
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The last home of writing, absurdism, culture, and cough syrup. This disturbing new trend will cause you to spurt blood out of every orifice until you die a violent death! Read now in order to save your worthless hide! July 30, 2015. Death by remote control. Coming soon from Paragraph Line Books. June 28, 2015. Coming Soon, from Paragraph Line Books. The Dove and the Crow. 8230; a new novel by Joseph Hirsch…. Welcome to the Wild, Weird West. Your Doom Amuses Me. January 2, 2015. 8220;Come on, CNN! 8221; E...
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I Wish I Knew How to Quit You By Fiona Helmsley | Paragraph Line
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The last home of writing, absurdism, culture, and cough syrup. I Wish I Knew How to Quit You By Fiona Helmsley. August 3, 2015. Editor’s Note: Here’s the first story of Fiona Helmsley’s we published in Air in the Paragraph Line #13 back in 2010. Make sure to check out her new book, My Body Would be the Kindest of Strangers. 8220;I’m high! 8221; I said, after completing my first correct inhale. I felt tingly all over and strangely energized, even for the late hour. 8220;Fiona, are you smoking? It wasnR...
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Submissions | Paragraph Line
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The last home of writing, absurdism, culture, and cough syrup. Yes, we are currently (6/25/14) open for submissions! For online flash fiction, please take a look at the guidelines and submit your genius with our Submittable (aka Submishmash) page at http:/ paragraphline.submittable.com/submit. We’re currently not publishing books or print anthologies. Once we come up with a wise idea for not losing tremendous amounts of money each time we do this, we’ll start taking submissions again. We don’t soli...
