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In Her Shell: Another Theory To Help You With Your Life
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Friday, August 25, 2006. Another Theory To Help You With Your Life. Behaving like a depressed person will make you depressed. I was really psyched about finally having a week all to myself. Sleep in, shuffle around all day in pajamas, lie on the couch alternately reading and watching TV, then shuffle to the computer and sit there for several hours. Eat a lot. But "Judging Amy" is back-to-back on TNT. I'm mesmerized. Para; 1:48 PM. I'm not depressed, just lazy. I think that this "week to yourself" needs t...
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In Her Shell: Another Theory to Help You with Your Life
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006. Another Theory to Help You with Your Life. Tuesday is the worst day of the week. Tuesday is worse than Monday, because:. 1 Tuesday is not Hump Day. It is almost as far from the weekend as Monday is. But. 2 Everyone commiserates about Monday. If you are grumbling, "Ugh, it's Tuesday again," you are grumbling alone. 3 Tuesday is the February of the week, and the Ringo. And, slightly more controversial, but no less true:. Thursday is the best day of the week! Para; 10:38 PM.
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In Her Shell: Another Theory* to Help You with Your Life
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Friday, June 02, 2006. Another Theory* to Help You with Your Life. Everyone has an inner 13-year-old. Forget the inner child. The inner child is small and cute and just wants to be cuddled when it feels scared. The inner 13-year-old is not cute. It is awkward, pockmarked, and frizzy. It does not want to be cuddled- well, it does, but not by your adult self. I'm sure it has cuddling fantasies that involve Tiger Beat or a cast member from. Saved By the Bell. Hence, I have not found a way to make the inner ...
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In Her Shell: Wonderturtle...
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Thursday, December 17, 2009. Has been overwhelmed with professional and personal committments. Has been planning the wedding. Has not gotten any of her holiday shopping done. Any of it. Has started thinking in mundane, snarky, one-sentence observations, instead of paragraph-long, poignant observations with ironic accompanying pictures. Feels bad about not blogging. Feels good about getting many comments on her mundane, one-sentence 'updates.'. Held out for a really long time before succumbing!
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In Her Shell: The Mean Cat
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Friday, April 14, 2006. This is one of my favorites. Some guy I worked with at Broadway Video. Said he was going to use it in his screenplay, so if you ever see it (doubtful- every damn person in the industry is working on a screenplay) just know that it's mine. The Mean Cat Theory. Or You go to someone's house, and as soon as you walk in, the same thing happens: the cat is all over you. This person says, "Oh my god, I've never seen him do that before! And even if you. The mean cat can be very alluring.
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In Her Shell: Another Theory To Help You With Your Life
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Monday, July 17, 2006. Another Theory To Help You With Your Life. You can add the suffix -bian to anything in order to indicate a person's degree of love for that thing. Originating from the term "les-bian," ( From the putative. Homosexuality of Sappho, lyric poet of. I first heard the suffix elsewhere employed in the word "horsebian," to describe those girls (like Donia from my bus. Whose obsession with horses veers into an uncomfortably intense passion. I heart books, so I am a bookbian. Para; 10:16 PM.
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In Her Shell: Another Theory to Help You with Your Life
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Thursday, June 22, 2006. Another Theory to Help You with Your Life. The Oreo is a bad cookie. There- I said it. Oreos suck because:. 1) The outside part coats your teeth with dark brown goop. 2) The icing centers are waxy and leave a film on the roof of your mouth. 3) They really need milk to be good at all. 4) #3 doesn't help the lactarded. 5) What is the flavor here? Let's be honest. Baker's chocolate? Is unintentional. Oh yes, it's a threat! Para; 11:30 PM. Lactarded people of the world unite! In a mo...
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In Her Shell: Open Letter to All My Unmarried Female Friends, Current and Future
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Sunday, June 11, 2006. Open Letter to All My Unmarried Female Friends, Current and Future. Dear Unmarried Female Friends, Current and Future,. This weekend I appeared in my fifth wedding, and this letter shall serve as official notice of my retirement. Effective June 11, 2006, my bridesmaid services are no longer available. These services include, but are not limited to:. I will no longer be available for photo shoots, limosine rides, bouquet tosses, and first dances with unknown groomsmen. I have ma...
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In Her Shell: Unsettling Thoughts On A Tragic Death Made Symbolic
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Sunday, September 20, 2009. Unsettling Thoughts On A Tragic Death Made Symbolic. While disturbing, got me thinking about what draws our attention to certain tragic stories, and it made me think about old Aristotle and the classic tragic hero. So the question is, are we gruesomely fascinated by Annie Le because she was "true to life and yet more beautiful," because her plot was "of a certain magnitude"? Does it make us feel more vulnerable? To cause this, that it couldn't have been so random, so violent?
