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Steam Me Up, Kid...: Drink the blue Slurpee, see how deep the rabbit hole goes
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Drunk Beckies throughout history. Where the eff are you, you no good lazy quitter? Wednesday, July 21, 2010. Drink the blue Slurpee, see how deep the rabbit hole goes. Jack: What did you do? ME: (EXCITED GRIN, EYES DART TO THE LEFT). Jack: No. I'm not playing. HAPPY CLAPS) Best game ever! Jack: Nope. (Walks around the kitchen making Nana lunch). Me: Cold, cold, FREEZING, oh you're an ICICLE! And when I say you're getting colder, you don't want to keep going that same way! THUMP from inside the cupboard).
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Steam Me Up, Kid...: My dad would give this post thumbs up. If he weren't so dead all the damn time.
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Drunk Beckies throughout history. Where the eff are you, you no good lazy quitter? Monday, June 22, 2009. My dad would give this post thumbs up. If he weren't so dead all the damn time. So yesterday wasn't bad at all, actually. I had fun making people feel awkward by reminding them about my dad being dead. Friend 1: I need to call my dad to wish him Happy Father's Day. Me: How does it feel to have a dad that's not all burned to ashes? That must feel good. I wouldn't know much about that. *sigh*. People a...
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Steam Me Up, Kid...: August 2011
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Drunk Beckies throughout history. Where the eff are you, you no good lazy quitter? Monday, August 15, 2011. The Adventure of a Lifetime, Now With More Lethargy. A man who drives a truck and fixes things arrives this morning to tinker with something. I don't remember what. A tank or a meter, or some other type of most boring word on the planet. Half an hour later he approaches me with some smug asshole blinky-light device. The Alex Trebek of poison gas detectors. Did I get Jeff? Do you feel sleepy alot?
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the grumpy smile | the honey hunter
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A woman who likes honey, hunting for a man who likes hunting for honey. Laquo; cheeky proposal. September 24, 2011. Flirty texts with lots of winks and kisses and smiley faces were exchanged and we arranged to meet up that evening. All was going well… There was excitement and anticipation and fire. Yes! Then… he sent another message to spell it out in no uncertain terms that he was. After his wicked way, but not in a cold fashion (? And that we should have a ‘mutual understanding’. By the end of the even...
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rewind | the honey hunter
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A woman who likes honey, hunting for a man who likes hunting for honey. Laquo; final throws. October 22, 2011. Being offline is such a relief from the pressures of looking for dates and frees up my time no end to be single (yes, read with sarcasm). I’m so much more popular as a thirty something and yet, strangely (yes, read with more sarcasm), I look exactly the same. I can live with this small lie. He need never know. Never. Maybe on my deathbed I could confess Maybe. A couple of my ‘admirers’ look like...
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cheeky proposal | the honey hunter
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A woman who likes honey, hunting for a man who likes hunting for honey. September 18, 2011. I still haven’t had a reply from Sexy Geek. Perhaps, he’s busy getting an injunction out against me or maybe he’s just sitting in a corner gently rocking himself, unable to come to terms with the knowledge that I am out there somewhere…. Obvious, that if you find someone attractive it is far more beneficial to represent oneself as sane and normal. And then after I accepted I didn’t hear from him, until I sen...
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Lucy's Football: Remember the firemen are rarely necessary. The public stopped reading of its own accord.
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Disinterested in social interaction since 1974. Thursday, September 29, 2011. Remember the firemen are rarely necessary. The public stopped reading of its own accord. So far, we’ve discussed. And today, adult literature. I assume the books are being banned because the people who ban books don’t want young people to read them, though. They aren’t banning adults from reading them, right? Although they probably would, if they could, I wouldn’t put it past them. This really is the poster child for banned boo...
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Fuckin’ Morris Day Took It All | Fancy Plans... and Pants to Match
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Fancy Plans… and Pants to Match. Laquo; Heavy Rotation 56. Taking the Easy Way Out: 10 Songs for Your Suicide Soundtrack. Fuckin’ Morris Day Took It All. August 3, 2010. The picture is a lie. If it were possible, the button’s lettering would be worn off by now. In fact, I’d like something more powerful. Like 2-4 extra hours a day to use whenever I needed them. So it all adds up to me letting a whole lot of people down, all at the same time. I’m not interested in continuing that trend, especiall...I’...
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Lucy's Football: I totally just won the U.K. Lottery. SEE YOU LATER LOSERS.
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Disinterested in social interaction since 1974. Monday, September 26, 2011. I totally just won the U.K. Lottery. SEE YOU LATER LOSERS. Confession: I got suckered recently. My dad told me a story the not-too-long-ago on the phone. It was funny in a kind of weird, distressing way, so I passed it along to someone. The story my dad told me? It should. It probably happened to a friend of a friend of yours, or your brother-in-law’s cousin, or your hairdresser’s son. It’s a goddamn urban legend. I like urban le...
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