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Live From the 4th Floor: We Need To Talk
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Live From the 4th Floor. We Need To Talk. My apologies for the delay in response. I’m sure you’ve noticed me pulling away a little bit. It all happened so fast, you blog, I blog, one thing led to another and the next thing I know an internet love affair rears its sexy head. But affair? You seem to be as hopelessly romantic as yours truly. I like the color blue, your blog is blue. Your ability to compromise is a delight. You said we could get a monkey. You said your low-balls were only for financial gain.
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Live From the 4th Floor: Hodge-Podge Reality Doo-Wop Compilation Blog Remix
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Live From the 4th Floor. Hodge-Podge Reality Doo-Wop Compilation Blog Remix. First I'd like to have a word with you, Mr. Favre. The last couple weeks have been the finest display of karma I have ever personally had the opportunity to witness. You’ve been playing like garbage and I am entirely convinced it’s due to. Documentation of yourself WEARING CROCS! Geeezus, get some new shoes, guy! And to make matters worse you rocked socks with the Crocs? Of the three aforementioned offenses let alone all. At any...
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Live From the 4th Floor: Hodge-Podge Reality Doo-Wop Compilation Blog Remix: Birthday Edition
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Live From the 4th Floor. Hodge-Podge Reality Doo-Wop Compilation Blog Remix: Birthday Edition. I'm still on this hatred of the 'LOL.' I guess that shit ain't goin anywhere. You'd have thought it woulda just faded out like Amy Winehouse but noooo. Did you know that every time someone writes 'LOL' God pees on an angel? Unfortunately some angels actually enjoy this. Angels are gross. How bout that mini aneurism you get when you can't find your phone and you know it's on silent. The umbilical cord was nature...
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Live From the 4th Floor: This Is Your Brain, This Is Your Brain On Charlie Sheen
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Live From the 4th Floor. This Is Your Brain, This Is Your Brain On Charlie Sheen. As I'm sure the rest of "Middle America" did, I too Tivo'd and watched the Charlie Sheen interview on 20/20 last night (twice.) I'm sure this train wreck will stop being such a spectacle in a couple of days but right now its just too fucking hard to turn my head. That being said, I'm about 30 IQ points up since last night's episode, here's what I learned. Droopy eyed armless children out there. Tiger Blood Adonis DNA = Magic.
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Live From the 4th Floor: We're All Gonna Die Because SNOW
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Live From the 4th Floor. We're All Gonna Die Because SNOW. I’m sitting here on the 4. 24 hours in advance to the anticipated Snowpocolypse (which is pretty dramatic in and of itself) the entire Midwest collectively loses its shit. Unless you are a new born baby or have been living under a giant rock in the Mojave, you can go right ahead and fucking RELAX, people! DEFINITELY ALL OF IT! Happen to survive the grocery store, please do not forget to refill your Xanax before getting confined to your cozy heart...
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Live From the 4th Floor: Look At Me in My Forever 21 Tube Top
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Live From the 4th Floor. Look At Me in My Forever 21 Tube Top. It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Fridaaaaaay… fuck! Why am I singing that song? I fucking hate that song. I fucking hate that girl. Fuck yeah, it’s Friday! I’m gonna look so cute and get so drunk with my friends and dance. Yeah, I can’t wait to fucking dance! Every time. La la la make up, make up, make up. Doo doo de doo big hair, big hair, GIANT fucking fluffy hair. Ladee doo de doo sparkly lotion, shit yeah. Ok, what should I wear?
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Live From the 4th Floor: I'm The Boss Applesauce - Take 2
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Live From the 4th Floor. I'm The Boss Applesauce - Take 2. I have what doctors like to call “a little bit of a wait problem.” I wait way. Either way, here I am with a bag full of magic, a shoebox full of scorpions, a pocket full of life advice, a teensy glimpse into the future of bacon and a little production I’ve put together to prove to you that I do. Exist outside of the world wide web and I really am a busy-ass lady. Enjoy! Mother fucker who will bring home the bacon. If you have a baby and it’...
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Live From the 4th Floor: Stupid Makes the World Go 'Round
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Live From the 4th Floor. Stupid Makes the World Go 'Round. For instance, walking through the mall the other day I see these people belly up like dead fish getting their chompers whitened at a kiosk. Who are these assholes who wake up in the morning and say “Man, today seems like a really good day to get my teeth whitened in the MIDDLE OF A FUCKING SHOPPING MALL! 8221; What the fuck are these people thinking? How about this Anthony Weiner guy? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Writer, chronic over-think...
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Live From the 4th Floor: Try A Little Tinderness: 24 Hours on Tinder, A Social Experiment
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Live From the 4th Floor. Try A Little Tinderness: 24 Hours on Tinder, A Social Experiment. Less creepy than I had originally predicted. Don’t get me wrong, there were still a bunch of weirdos, people wanting to meet up right away, wanting to “send me a picture,” etc. I guess I just assumed that was all it was gonna be. There were actually a few decent human beings from what I could gather in my short 24 hours. Needless to say, the 24 hours were pretty absurd and highly. March 18, 2014 at 12:22 PM. ItR...
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Live From the 4th Floor: The Rise and Fall of the Ed Hardy Empire
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Live From the 4th Floor. The Rise and Fall of the Ed Hardy Empire. But please, stop the madness. It’s become prevalent that your glittery, tattoo-esque accoutrement is making mediocre looking people ugly, it’s bankrupting hard working MMA fighters, and slowly but surely making the whole world compulsively *bling. I have a dream that one day, we will all be free of the Ed Hardy epidemic and we can return to our normal, graphic tee-free, Bedazzless lives. Ed Hardy is OUT people. O-U-T!