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BoyJake Was Here...: November 2006
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This is me typing about what happens to me in case it matters and even if it doesn't. Wednesday, November 01, 2006. Catching Up Part 3. The Last Guy to Get on the Plane. I recently flew to. For yet another business trip. I am a man with long hair. I possess a fair amount of pride and vanity about my hair. I don’t appreciate it when my hair is threatened. This is a story about my flight to. And how my hair came to be threatened. My first leg was a redeye during which I slept almost the entire time. I stoo...
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BoyJake Was Here...: October 2006
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This is me typing about what happens to me in case it matters and even if it doesn't. Monday, October 30, 2006. Catching Up Part 2. Reno, NV: Land of Used Car Lots and Fat People Who Smoke. I had the recent misfortune to work a conference in. The Biggest Little City in the World. This guy looked out at the intersection to see that a woman waiting at the red light drove a red Ferrari convertible. "Damn," he said. "You know that bitch got money! With that Ferrari and shit! Posted by BoyJake at 11:07 AM.
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BoyJake Was Here...: April 2007
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This is me typing about what happens to me in case it matters and even if it doesn't. Thursday, April 12, 2007. BoyJake Types From the UK. I arrived in Birmingham, UK for a work thing on Monday morning, at least a day too. Early, but when I was booking the tickets I got really frustrated trying to coordinate. The best price with the best itinerary and the schedule of my work thing and I finally. Just pushed the button on a bad itinerary (two layovers, one in Houston and one really. Metal and leather fob ...
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BoyJake Was Here...: December 2006
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This is me typing about what happens to me in case it matters and even if it doesn't. Sunday, December 10, 2006. This Was on the Sidewalk and BoyJake is Thirty-One Years Old. I had the best birthday ever. My hair is now in a more mid-nineties Johnny Depp place - the sort of thing you might expect to see on a pretentious coffehouse poet, but not really so MySpace emo that I can't stand myself. I actually dig it quite a bit. So yeah, I had the best birthday ever. Life is good. I am lucky. Junior will likel...
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BoyJake Was Here...: January 2007
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This is me typing about what happens to me in case it matters and even if it doesn't. Tuesday, January 16, 2007. BoyJake's Florida Adventure - Directed by David Lynch. At a work thing and life has taken a surreal turn. Part I: The Company VIP Dinner. Saturday night I attended a company VIP dinner with those lovely medical professionals that fill my heart with such joy. Many of them are great people that I enjoy seeing at these functions, but none of those people were there. Bring them in,". The server ca...
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BoyJake Was Here...: August 2006
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This is me typing about what happens to me in case it matters and even if it doesn't. Friday, August 25, 2006. Enough with the Humor, Taco Man. How much did you say it was? Ten ninety-nine, he said completely straight-faced. I did not raise my voice, but I raised an eyebrow, allowing a bit of annoyance to creep through. The Taco Man smiled a gigantic funny Taco Man smile. How about four forty-nine? I handed him a twenty dollar bill. He gave me change. I counted the change. Posted by BoyJake at 11:52 AM.
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BoyJake Was Here...: March 2007
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This is me typing about what happens to me in case it matters and even if it doesn't. Wednesday, March 21, 2007. Never Help Dirty Hippies. I wrote a check yesterday. I wrote a check for one-hundred sixty-four dollars to my local county superior court. I wrote this check to pay a ticket that I received while in aid of dirty hippies. It all happened a few weeks ago. To the tarp draped over tent stakes that constituted the sanctuary of the Bike Church. The argument ended quickly and we were given our choice...
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BoyJake Was Here...: June 2007
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This is me typing about what happens to me in case it matters and even if it doesn't. Saturday, June 23, 2007. Reflections on Melbourne - May 2007. My job took me to Melbourne in May and the thing I remember the most is the boredom. Australia is very like the United States. Flying fifteen hours to get to a place the reminds me of a cross between Baltimore and Las Vegas makes me cranky. Hi mate, I noticed you were taking some video of my show back there.". It was just some stills.". I'll delete them.".
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BoyJake Was Here...: August 2007
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This is me typing about what happens to me in case it matters and even if it doesn't. Thursday, August 16, 2007. Just Try to Pee in Downtown Seattle. I Dare You. Posted by BoyJake at 4:45 PM. Northern California, United States. I write in a little college town when I'm not selling my time to support my drinking habit. View my complete profile. Kelly Clarkson is my anti-drug. Shoestring Adventures of Emo and Granola. Wendys at the Houston Airport - Yes - I Went The. Tommy Lee and I are Not Pals.