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Adloids | Traditional Agencies Hold Massive DVR Burning

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Traditional Agencies Hold Massive DVR Burning. Nov 25, 2015. ATLANTA Yesterday afternoon, flames engulfed a mountain of burning DVR boxes in downtown Atlanta. In an ultimate act of rebellion, traditional agencies took to the streets to protest the fact their TV spots are being skipped due to DVRs. No one is thankful for commercials anymore. We deserve respect. When asked if he owns a DVR himself, Quaid responded, Of course I do. But I don’t skip the commercials out of respect to my fellow ad peeps.

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Adloids | Scientists Reveal the Size of “The Big Idea”

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Scientists Reveal the Size of The Big Idea. Nov 3, 2015. CHICAGO After years of speculation, the actual size of, The Big Idea has been revealed. Ad agencies have always searched for that Big Idea, but according to creative scientists, it shouldn’t be hard to find since it’s so big. The revelation of size of The Big Idea will surely change the way creatives think and ideate. Now they know just how big they need to think in order to pull off the almost impossible and create a Big Idea.". Jan 25, 2016.

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Adloids | Account Director Gets Tongue Stuck In Client’s Anus

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Account Director Gets Tongue Stuck In Client’s Anus. Nov 11, 2016. LOS ANGELES Last night, account director Gavin Wringle, underwent emergency surgery along with his client who will remain unnamed. After kissing his client’s anus too much, and apparently licking it, Gavin got his tongue stuck up it. The client remained unharmed. There was no comment from Mr. Wringle due to his current inability to speak. Get the latest ‘Loids sent to your inbox. You may also despise. Dec 9, 2015. Dec 6, 2015.

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Adloids | Despite agency’s best efforts, client stands victorious in Canal St. Post-It Note War

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Despite agency’s best efforts, client stands victorious in Canal St. Post-It Note War. May 15, 2016. NEW YORK It isn’t every day you see window post-it note art. However, several agencies on Canal Street took a break from their Facebook stalking to decorate their windows with several eye-catching designs. Each agency tried to one-up each other for bragging rights and it’s worked. The world was captivated but so were their clients. You can have your fun, but the client will have even more fun firing you.

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Adloids | How to Survive a Brainstorm

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How to Survive a Brainstorm. Jan 25, 2016. Brainstorming can be brutal, and even dangerous, depending on who you work with. It’s a process where many creatives have lost tempers, and in some cases, their jobs. Here are tips to avoid an avalanche of anger in the quest to reaching the peak of advertising. If a creative is weighing down the rest of the team, instead of slicing their throat, cancel the meeting. Then simply reschedule it someplace else without inviting them. You may also despise. Award Vendin...

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Adloids | Creative Fakes Having Tourette’s to Curse at Clients

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Creative Fakes Having Tourette’s to Curse at Clients. Dec 9, 2015. Even coworkers were frequently yelled at by Lizzie. Ray Fornsworth, a project manager, once sat in the agency kitchen eating a Reuben sandwich when Lizzie unwarrantedly called him, a lipid-eating [expletive], [expletive], [expletive], [expletive], [expletive]. Ray simply dismissed it not taking it personally since he knew about her condition. Now that the truth has been revealed, he’s deeply offended. You may also despise. Nov 19, 2015.

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Adloids | Award Vending Machine Streamlines Award Season

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Award Vending Machine Streamlines Award Season. May 12, 2016. NEW YORK With the invention of the. Ad Award Vending Machine. Anyone can become an award-winning creative, anytime of the year even interns or the office dog. The creator, Paul Zee, explained why he developed it, No one in advertising has time. What they do have, is money. This is the solution to avoid creating case studies and filling out award applications. Get the latest ‘Loids sent to your inbox. You may also despise. Jan 15, 2016. Brought...

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Adloids | New Drug Helps Creatives Suffering From Ideation Dysfunction

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New Drug Helps Creatives Suffering From Ideation Dysfunction. Jun 7, 2016. ATLANTA For one out of six creatives,. Is a very real, and disturbing, problem. While most creatives take joy out of concepting, people with ID feel pressured to deliver big ideas and therefore cannot perform. They’re intimidated by other creatives during brainstorms and cannot think of any ideas even after hours of brainstorming. Luckily for them, pharmaceutical company, Hexcogia, has developed a drug,. Thoughts of career suicide.

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Adloids | The “Site of The Second” Award Show Kicks Off

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The Site of The Second Award Show Kicks Off. Mar 1, 2016. While you missed the boat to enter the show this year, there’s always next year. Below are all of the requirements for entry:. Your site must have been live on the internet for at least one second. Entry fee is $257.91 cents (non-refundable). To waive this fee, you can do an impression of a drunken Marlon Brando.*. Your site must meet WC3 requirements. If you have to Google WC3, you need not enter. No clown porn site entries, please. May 12, 2016.