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Incoherent~ish: Trish is... ELECTRO WOMAN!

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Monday, January 10. Trish is. ELECTRO WOMAN! When I first t. Hought about writing this blog post, I didn't know there was actually an Electro Woman. Bu. T when I googled images to see if there were any cool ones I could add to my pos. T, I found this. The chick standing next to her, looking as though she whines incessantly, is Dyna Girl. Note how Electro W. Oman is closing her eyes, counting. My mom used to work for a baby carriage company. Her job was. Electroplating the cool bits and bobs that went on ...

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Incoherent~ish: Mom and the Giant Dildo

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Thursday, May 18. Mom and the Giant Dildo. Okay, because I've touched on the subject a couple of times, I guess it's time for me to come out with the whole story. LOL. Mom and I have always had a sort of open relationship - and we're more like sisters than mother/daughter. We tell each other all sorts of things - and yes, there have been times that we've discussed things I really didn't wanna know about dear ol' mom, but I will always be there for her. Remember. Tragedy plus time equals comedy. :). With ...

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Incoherent~ish: The Right Phrase At The Right Time

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Tuesday, January 25. The Right Phrase At The Right Time. As I've watched my son grow up and slowly head towards leaving the "nest", I tend to look back more and more on the little things he did and said as a child. And I think to myself. Holy shit. What the fuck was he thinking? Booger: "You're a man, right? Man: (smiling) "Well, yes. Yes, I am.". Booger: "So. you have a penis, right? Man: (puzzled, but still smiling - not knowing how to reply) "Uhm. well, yes. I do.". Grumbled by Trish Ess. Its one of m...

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Incoherent~ish: I *Know* It Was A Funeral and I Really Didn't Mean To Get The Giggles

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Tuesday, January 18. I *Know* It Was A Funeral and I Really Didn't Mean To Get The Giggles. When you see this outfit, wh. Ahead look carefully. I'll give you a f. Ew moments to have a few descriptive comments pop into your. I'll bet a few of you came up with "70's", "Prom", "OH MY FUCK", and a few of you were probably just giggling your ass off. Now how many of you thought, "Funeral"? But that did not stop me from getting the giggles. Her death came as a pleasant surprise - to me, anyway. Not so much...

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Incoherent~ish: Utility Companies. Every Once In Awhile, They Throw You A Kiss

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Friday, January 7. Utility Companies. Every Once In Awhile, They Throw You A Kiss. It's nice to know that it is possible to get off the phone with a utility company and NOT want to rip off their arm and beat them about the face and ears with it. I'm not saying this is a common feeling. You probably have a better chance of seeing Halley's Comet. But it IS possible. More" Uhm. whut? Awww its nice to know that Rogers is an equal opportunity employer and even finds jobs for the airheads. She also was able to...

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Incoherent~ish: Would You Want To Smack Your Parents...

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Wednesday, January 12. Would You Want To Smack Your Parents. I receive daily reports from the local police departments because I want to know what's going on in my neighbourhood. It's all very cool and nifty. You can go to their website, click on the divisions you want updates from, and they get delivered to your email account several times a day - depending on how busy the criminals are that day. Anyone remember Mork and Mindy. Here's the reason I'm asking -. Today, I received a missing persons report.

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Incoherent~ish: The Social Network - Works.

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Sunday, January 9. The Social Network - Works. The fam, my friend Viv, and I went to see The Social Network tonight. Apparently, the most socially awkward person on the planet managed to create the most popular social network on the planet. Ironic? Maybe although it does make sense that someone who can't express himself in person builds a system to allow everyone - including the socially retarded - to make "friends", albeit virtual ones. I'm still waiting for Mark Zuckerberg to accept my friend request.

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Incoherent~ish: Dieting Tips for the Faint of Heart #1

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Tuesday, January 11. Dieting Tips for the Faint of Heart #1. If you have a slight cold and your tastebuds are off. and you've had a Halls within the past two hours - a chicken greek salad with Mediterranean Greek dressing can taste like pizza if you scrunch your eyes and focus really hard on the flavour of pizza. Really. It works. Grumbled by Trish Ess. Im writing that down. At least we know something that will taste good when were sick like that! Ill have to remember that one! View my complete profile.

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Incoherent~ish: 101 Things About Me Revisited

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Monday, December 20. 101 Things About Me Revisited. I'm reposting this - with a few changes. :) Time for everyone to get to know me again. I'll just cross out the old stuff rather than replace it - so you can see where the actual changes have taken place. ;). Apparently, this is a time-honoured tradition with blogs - every blog should have one. K so here goes - stuff about me - if you get bored, just skim and scroll. that's what I'd do. LOL:. If I ever tell you I don't give a shit. seriously - I don't.

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Incoherent~ish: Sometimes, They Make You So Proud You Wanna Punch Someone In The Face With A Hammer Out Of Sheer Bliss!

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Monday, January 24. Sometimes, They Make You So Proud You Wanna Punch Someone In The Face With A Hammer Out Of Sheer Bliss! Every once in awhile, you're forced to look at your life from a different point of view and realize that you're not quite the loser you thought you were. Oh, sure - you. Every time I get a glimpse into my son's soul and see how very awesome he is, I allow myself to think, "Dammit. I've done good! Did I teach him the difference between right and wrong? Please take a moment to go have...