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Searching For Signal: “True Blood” - Season 4, Episode 4
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Monday, July 18, 2011. 8220;True Blood” - Season 4, Episode 4. We start out right after Eric has made a snack out of Sookie’s fairy godmother. He smacks his lips, then falls flat on his face. Sookie is alarmed at first, then Eric raises his head, eyes all woozy, mouth all grinning. Apparently home boy is drunk on fairy liqueur. Sookie is not impressed. “You drank the whole fairy! You’re going to your room! 8221; Eric doesn’t care, doing the vampire dash and zipping off into the forest. 8221; But Jason re...
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Searching For Signal: December 2010
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Thursday, December 16, 2010. 183 - “Survivor: Nicaragua” - Episode 14. We start out with the traditional march back to camp after they’ve voted someone out (Benry), with folks stumbling along in the dark and looking like confused aliens. Sash pulls Fabio aside and tells him they sent Benry home because Benry was targeting Fabio. It’s all good. Fabio doesn’t care, as long as it wasn’t him or whatever his real name is. Because I don’t have any muscles left in my body. It, they know. Our lives have been so ...
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Idiot Fondue: May 2012
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Thursday, May 10, 2012. Dear Dr. Brian,. I was at Sonic this evening, and I had a small breakdown while trying to decide which of their designer hotdogs I should order. The Chicago? Stick with the standard foot-long chili cheese dog that they have had forever? Violated in Oak Cliff. Anyway, why on earth would you consider Sonic. To be an optimal food-intake destination? Surely you realize that the first ingredient listed on any of their products is “grease”, followed by “cholesterolR...Many a night I ...
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Idiot Fondue: April 2011
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Saturday, April 23, 2011. Continued from the previous post. Click Here. To read the first session with Bexx, a client annoyed by straight people who are confused that some lesbians fancy intimate toys…. Dr Brian paused in mid-paragraph of the latest article he was perusing, something about curious dysfunctional behaviors among attendees at Nascar events, or some such, he really wasn’t sure yet, and turned his tired eyes to his office doorway to see who was bothering him now. Lanae briefly glanced over he...
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Searching For Signal: “True Blood” - Season 4, Episode 1
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Thursday, July 14, 2011. 8220;True Blood” - Season 4, Episode 1. We start out in Fairy Land, where some celestial waitress is walking around, plucking light-up fruit from trees and plunking them into a basket. Lots of people are standing around and chatting politely while wearing togas and free-lowing garments, as if we’ve just crashed a cocktail party in ancient Greece. Barry does, sucking on it rapturously, but Sookie doesn’t. She thinks something is fishy about food with its own power source...8221; E...
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Idiot Fondue: Case Study #36
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Saturday, April 23, 2011. Continued from the previous post. Click Here. To read the first session with Bexx, a client annoyed by straight people who are confused that some lesbians fancy intimate toys…. Dr Brian paused in mid-paragraph of the latest article he was perusing, something about curious dysfunctional behaviors among attendees at Nascar events, or some such, he really wasn’t sure yet, and turned his tired eyes to his office doorway to see who was bothering him now. Lanae briefly glanced over he...
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Idiot Fondue: December 2011
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Saturday, December 17, 2011. Continued from a previous post. Click Here. To read the first session with Bexx, a client annoyed by straight people who are confused that some lesbians fancy intimate toys…. 8220;Are you still there? 8221; inquired one of the voices on the speaker phone. 8220;I certainly am, Bexx,” responded Dr. Brian. “But would you mind holding for just the briefest of seconds? I need to berate an underling and I’ll be right back with you.”. About to get berated? 8220;You are my only.
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Idiot Fondue: February 2010
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Monday, February 8, 2010. Dear Dr. Brian,. Does the chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? And Dr. Brian Responds:. Dear Worried Hazel,. Don’t play games with me. Although you might think that you’re being sly with this innocently-phrased question, you’re not. I’ve seen this feeble ploy thousands of times during my illustrious career spent patching up the damaged minds of countless souls who have strayed across the borders of reality. So while Lanae proceeds to violate your privacy in a nu...
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Idiot Fondue: October 2010
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Friday, October 15, 2010. Dear Dr. Brian,. What is pea salad? Then my ancient computer stopped whirring and your words were displayed. Are you serious with this? 8220;What is pea salad? How could someone of your stature even ask such a thing? But let’s shove all that aside, shall we? Now, as we both are fully recognized by several major intellectual societies, it doesn’t seem possible that you could live with yourself if you didn’t try to give me sly clues to your actual psychotic infarction,...Oh, and y...
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Idiot Fondue: August 2009
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Thursday, August 27, 2009. Lanae just brought me this, and then immediately began preparing a shot of tequila for me:. When you are in a department store, should you ask" where the free water is? Or "where the water fountain is? When you are filling out a job application, and you have to check F or M, does this stand for "monday or friday? Or "Female or male? These are sure some complicated questions. LOL. Dear Scary Person,. I’m so sorry for your family. I must be strong. Firstly, do not ever go into an...