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egg in spoon: do i dare to eat a peach?
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Do i dare to eat a peach? In the months after the tape popped from the seams of her already poorly patched and clumsily reassembled heart, she lost ten pounds from sorrow. She heard like a mantra. Manna she couldn't quite choke down. Yeah, well, you know what they say about fat and happy, right? A smirk-smile. "I'm not.". She could never work out why no one laughed. But then, she always liked the sound of nails on a chalkboard, too. It made her cranky. All her hot air was ever for naught. A tobacco leaf ...
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egg in spoon: perfect day
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I know the artist from the restaurant where I most often enjoy Sunday brunch. She serves. I eat and tip. Most of the time I don't envy her. And today I don't either. Because, today, we're equals. Posted by jill at 10/30/2005 11:11:00 PM. Jill and fred live in atlanta. Jill : egginspoon at gmail. Fred : whoisagoodboy at gmail. Alec baldwin, three dates and a nubbin. Hola, peeple of the world! Sunday night scrabble club. Do i dare to eat a peach? Some smart and talented. People i know with websites.
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egg in spoon: alec baldwin, three dates and a nubbin
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Alec baldwin, three dates and a nubbin. Of course appearances can be deceiving. The ring is on the finger. That said, I was being pleasant as I proceeded to devour an entire serving tray of Swedish meatballs while one female friend of John's cornered me to enumerate his many, varied and wonderful attributes. An expressive little thing, she was given to wild hand gesticulation, which in her case was particularly captivating because the ring finger of her married hand was no more than a. This girl was a fr...
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egg in spoon: dig it
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During a walk on the beach, I pass a young Chinese family. The mother is making lunch under the shade of an umbrella. The father, plastic shovel in hand, is working on a hole as his barely-toddler son watches intently from the edge, feet dangling. A burst of joy stops me in my tracks: They made it! And then waiting a moment longer to see if anyone else emerges, when no one does, I continue on. Posted by jill at 5/23/2006 07:06:00 AM. Jill and fred live in atlanta. Jill : egginspoon at gmail.
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egg in spoon: fred out of the box
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Fred out of the box. What mean you, "No cheeken? I spell eet out for you, "I WANT THE CHEEKEN! My lawyer say, "No cheeken, no peectures.". I deeslike being made to wear thees sweater. Eentensly. Posted by jill at 12/04/2006 07:50:00 AM. Jill and fred live in atlanta. Jill : egginspoon at gmail. Fred : whoisagoodboy at gmail. Alec baldwin, three dates and a nubbin. Hola, peeple of the world! Sunday night scrabble club. Do i dare to eat a peach? Some smart and talented. People i know with websites.
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egg in spoon: sunday night scrabble club
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Sunday night scrabble club. The Sunday Night Scrabble Club met only once in the fall of 2003 for an evening of cut-throat scrabble, cold beer, big laughs and a some "stand on that bucket and read" spoken-word, performance art. Too perfect an event to ever recreate. Fame), Elizabeth, Eva, Jill (alternate). Sadie, Alexis, Brian, Paulie (stunt Scrabbler). Denotes words used by request, not by use in game. THE RED-HEADED SLUT KNOWS BEST. In the VOID SHE THRIVES,. DRY dock DIVER,. Staring into the dark MAW.
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egg in spoon: December 2004
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Did you read about that a presidential candidate in the Ukraine who was poisoned? Have you seen the pictures. Are you kidding me? Who does that these days? It's so archaic. It's so Eastern. In the West it seems we're more forthright. We want you dead, we shoot you. As my friend Eddie said, we're more of the "You better run" school of violence. We like guns. We like big ass tanks. We're down with stabbings and of course the ever-popular character assassination. But poisoning? But we'll do it to your face.
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egg in spoon: September 2004
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Ear to the wall. While a grand, domestic drama is being played out within earshot? Even under the best circumstances, neither of those chores are exactly my forte. So on a selfish level, if I don't exactly look forward to their tiffs, I don't necessarily find myself in a fit of pique either. Fred, on the other hand,. Upsets me. And not for the reasons you may think. If you know me and if you know Fred, you might assume my upset results from his upset. DON'T MAKE MY DOG UPSET! Think so. And B) With al...
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egg in spoon: Hola, Peeple of the World!
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Hola, Peeple of the World! Jeel, she ees taking nop now and so I write you on the blogger. She no let me write when she awake and I want to tell you 'bout an advainture I have weeth my luffer Pichu-Pichu. Pichu, he ees of the Jock Russell type, so he ees. . . how you say? So, now I tell you. I was weeth my Pichu and we were nopping on the beeg bed, and there was, how you say? I think maybe. Or maybe the front door, Eet opens! Or maybe the garbage man, He there! Or maybe the gun, Eet shoots! Photo of me a...
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egg in spoon: November 2004
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I may be becoming a subconscious bulimic. Someone's getting their kicks slipping laxatives and vomit-inducing medications into my canned olives. I could be having a bad run of tainted food. I COULD BE DYING. Is what I thought on Saturday night, head lolling off the edge of the bed when it wasn't lolling off the edge of the toilet. And D. What I was thinking the Friday night three weeks ago, when I was doing the exact same thing. I'm not encouraged by the trend and now in light of options B. When the chih...
