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Mencari Diri : Gambaran Hari Qiamat
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ALLAH Subhanahu wa Ta`ala berfirman maksudnya: “Barang siapa yang mengerjakan kebaikan seberat zarah pun, nescaya dia akan melihat (balasan) nya.” (Surah al-Zalzalah, ayat ke-7.). Tuesday, 8 May 2012. 10000; Selepas Malaikat Israfil meniup sangkakala (bentuknya seperti tanduk besar) yang memekakkan telinga, seluruh makhluk mati kecuali Izrail and beberapa malaikat yang lain. Selepas itu, Izrail pun mencabut nyawa malaikat yang tinggal dan akhirnya nyawanya sendiri. 10000; Semua manusia dan jin dibangkitk...
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JOKES VOGUE: Mr Bean Jokes
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Thursday, 19 May 2011. Interviewer : What is your birth date? Mr Bean : 13th October. Interviewer : Which year? Mr Bean : EVERY YEAR. Manager asked Mr Bean at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Mr Bean replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. After returning back from a foreign trip, Mr Bean asked his wife, “. Do I look like a foreigner? 8220;In Delhi a lady asked me, ‘Are you a foreigner? One tourist from U.S.A. asked Mr Bean, “. Any great man born in this village? Mr Bean : Wow!
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JOKES VOGUE: Deaf Wife
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Sunday, 11 August 2013. Jim feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, “Honey, what's for dinner? Again he gets no response. I just love this).
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JOKES VOGUE: Suprise
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Wednesday, 5 March 2014. A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance! The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man leaves. He soon returns and says, “Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too.”. The boy replies,. Ibn Al-...
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JOKES VOGUE: Blonde Gets A Bank Loan
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Monday, 12 November 2012. Blonde Gets A Bank Loan. A blonde woman walks into a bank in Manhattan and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Japan on business for three weeks and needs to borrow $3,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. Not all blondes are dumb.]. 13 November 2012 at 12:54. Prett...
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JOKES VOGUE: Breast-Fed
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Friday, 2 January 2015. A woman and a baby waited in the doctor's examining room, waiting for him to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and commented the baby wasn't gaining enough weight. He then asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 8220;Breast fed,” the woman replied. 8220;Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered. She did. 8220;I know,” she said with a smile, “I'm his grandma, but I'm glad I came now.”. Quote Of The Day:. Arab student sends an e-mail.
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JOKES VOGUE: Perplexing Riddle
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Friday, 2 January 2015. 8220;It's time to see how clearly you can think,” the teacher said to his class. “Now, listen carefully, and think about what I'm saying. I'm thinking of a person who has the same mother and father as I have. But this person is not my brother and not my sister. Who is it? The kids in the class furrowed their brows, scratched their heads, and otherwise showed how hard they were thinking. But no one came up with the right answer. 8220;It's my teacher! 8221; Jeffrey said. Arab studen...
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JOKES VOGUE: Follow The Boss
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Sunday, 6 April 2014. There are three ladies working in the same office. They begin to notice that each day the boss, who is also a female, leaves work early. One day they decide that once the boss takes off they are gonna be right behind her, after all she neve r comes back or calls so how would she know. So, they all three leave and the brunette was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting her dinner date. Quote Of The Day:. He said, “There are gray camels among them&...
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JOKES VOGUE: Prostitute Parrots (+18 Joke)
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Tuesday, 14 February 2012. Prostitute Parrots ( 18 Joke). A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.". What do they say? They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun? One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, ". Put the beads away, Jack. Our prayers have been. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). ClickThanks you, Buddy.:). Arab student sends an e-mail.
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Mencari Diri : Masih Adakah Lagi Manusia Seperti Ini
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ALLAH Subhanahu wa Ta`ala berfirman maksudnya: “Barang siapa yang mengerjakan kebaikan seberat zarah pun, nescaya dia akan melihat (balasan) nya.” (Surah al-Zalzalah, ayat ke-7.). Saturday, 11 August 2012. Masih Adakah Lagi Manusia Seperti Ini. Orang tua itu tidak lain tidak bukan ialah Abu Zar, seorang sahabat Nabi yang banyak merawikan hadith. Melihat apa yang berlaku, semua hadirin tercengang dan sebahagian besar memarahi Abu Zar kerana tindakannya yang membahayakan diri sendiri. Abu Zar berja...Mungk...
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