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August | 2013 | How To Run Like A Velociraptor
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A Little Info on A Humble New Bloggist. How To Run Like A Velociraptor. Velociraptors and other awesome things. Monthly Archives: August 2013. How To Sell Your Car: Adventures With Bikers, Karate Masters, And Craigslisters. Headlight if you die on me, baby, I swear to God. So it wasn’t a prize find, precisely. Father Of The Year, right there. I responsibly picked up the trash and then called Tom. He was back in the bar five minutes later handing me $1,100 in cash. Posted in How To Do Things. Of monster g...
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Gummy Bears Don’t Like Beartraps | How To Run Like A Velociraptor
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A Little Info on A Humble New Bloggist. How To Run Like A Velociraptor. Velociraptors and other awesome things. Gummy Bears Don’t Like Beartraps. About five years ago, while wasting time online, I came across a video clip that. Dramatic, you say? It became my mantra; I started repeating it word-for-word (the video is only about 40 seconds long so this wasn’t my most amazing feat ever, but close) and soon had all of my friends repeating it too. To my friends, you’re welcome. And tagged bear traps. I have ...
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Lost in Paris: Van Helsing, Creepy Sex, and Go Go Dancers | How To Run Like A Velociraptor
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A Little Info on A Humble New Bloggist. How To Run Like A Velociraptor. Velociraptors and other awesome things. Lost in Paris: Van Helsing, Creepy Sex, and Go Go Dancers. He’ll make lampshades out of our skin. Nah, it’s ok, there are three of us, we can take him if we need to. Let’s enjoy the free food.”. I’m not saying women can’t enjoy lap dances, or that men shouldn’t give them. I. He was giving me a lap dance in the first place; sadly I have no answer for that. Does Anyone Like Clowns? You are commen...
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How To Sell Your Car: Adventures With Bikers, Karate Masters, And Craigslisters | How To Run Like A Velociraptor
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A Little Info on A Humble New Bloggist. How To Run Like A Velociraptor. Velociraptors and other awesome things. How To Sell Your Car: Adventures With Bikers, Karate Masters, And Craigslisters. Headlight if you die on me, baby, I swear to God. So it wasn’t a prize find, precisely. Father Of The Year, right there. I responsibly picked up the trash and then called Tom. He was back in the bar five minutes later handing me $1,100 in cash. And that’s how I paid the first month’s rent on my new apartment. Still...
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November | 2013 | How To Run Like A Velociraptor
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A Little Info on A Humble New Bloggist. How To Run Like A Velociraptor. Velociraptors and other awesome things. Monthly Archives: November 2013. 8220;Prepare ourselves for what, Kate? 8221; you might be asking. “Is it the Rapture 2.0? Is there a clown. Convention happening in my neighborhood? Is the new season of Archer. Does it have something to do with a T-Rex riding a tricycle? 8220;What does that have to do with the picture of a trike-riding dinosaur? 8221; you might ask. Does Anyone Like Clowns?
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Toast + Pilgrims + Murder = Candy Corn | How To Run Like A Velociraptor
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A Little Info on A Humble New Bloggist. How To Run Like A Velociraptor. Velociraptors and other awesome things. Toast Pilgrims Murder = Candy Corn. Once upon a time, pilgrims planted rye wheat, harvested it to make bread, ate the bread, went batshit crazy, got pissed off, blamed it on the devil’s minions, and sanctioned the killing of a bunch of innocent people. Let me back up for a moment. When rye grain goes bad, it develops a fungus called ergot that causes super nifty LSD-like symptoms. Lost in Paris...
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April | 2014 | How To Run Like A Velociraptor
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A Little Info on A Humble New Bloggist. How To Run Like A Velociraptor. Velociraptors and other awesome things. Monthly Archives: April 2014. Nicolas Cage, you magnificent weirdo. My best friend and I are obsessed with Nicolas Cage. Why, you ask? It’s a valid question. Allow me to explain this before you decide that my blog is no longer worth your time. Nicolas Cage is a huge weirdo. In which his, umm, dramatic method acting. Psssh, that’s child’s play next to Vampire’s Kiss. How many men will marry (and...
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Does Anyone Like Clowns? | How To Run Like A Velociraptor
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A Little Info on A Humble New Bloggist. How To Run Like A Velociraptor. Velociraptors and other awesome things. Does Anyone Like Clowns? I’ve put this blog under “Stuff I Like” but really it’s because I didn’t bother to create a category of “Stuff I Dislike”… although that’s giving me an idea. Anyway, this would be read more appropriately as “Things I Like? 8221; Because seriously, does. Or is it a self-hating form of tortured artistic expression? Recently I read this weird story. No one likes them.
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September | 2013 | How To Run Like A Velociraptor
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A Little Info on A Humble New Bloggist. How To Run Like A Velociraptor. Velociraptors and other awesome things. Monthly Archives: September 2013. Does Anyone Like Clowns? I’ve put this blog under “Stuff I Like” but really it’s because I didn’t bother to create a category of “Stuff I Dislike”… although that’s giving me an idea. Anyway, this would be read more appropriately as “Things I Like? 8221; Because seriously, does. Or is it a self-hating form of tortured artistic expression? No one likes them.
