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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt: MY BOSS MR. WENDELL

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt. Thursday, August 6, 2015. MY BOSS MR. WENDELL. Wendell was a wild weird wart,. With whopping wicked ways,. He cried over each labor cost report,. And, rewarded workers with false praise. And, if workers asked for a raise,. Wendell would really weep,. Then, he’d replace those workers Ono, dos, tress,. Well, Wendell was a creep. Subscribe To Limericks and Stuff By Leigh Collin Brandt. View my complete profile. BIG FOOT SEES A FALLING STAR. JIMMY IS NO FISHERMAN.

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt: THE LIGHTNING STRIKE LIMERICK

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt. Sunday, August 2, 2015. THE LIGHTNING STRIKE LIMERICK. Bye, bye heat wave with the new falling rain,. But, the lightning strike has caused me so much pain,. I know that I’m not dead,. Cause I feel pain in my head, I can’t afford a hospital bed,. So, I’ll drink some homemade hooch instead. Subscribe To Limericks and Stuff By Leigh Collin Brandt. View my complete profile. BIG FOOT SEES A FALLING STAR. BIG FOOTS ATE UP ALL THE BEARS. JIMMY IS NO FISHERMAN. FREE PO...

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt: WHEN THE FIRST BIRDS BUILT A NEST JIMMY CHEERED

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt. Friday, July 24, 2015. WHEN THE FIRST BIRDS BUILT A NEST JIMMY CHEERED. When the first birds built a nest Jimmy cheered,. For the winter lasted longer than he feared,. His food was all gone,. He had no stuff left to pawn,. All he had left was to chew on his beard. Subscribe To Limericks and Stuff By Leigh Collin Brandt. View my complete profile. BIG FOOT SEES A FALLING STAR. ITS 2015 AND THE LAST DAY OF JULY. A CRAWDAD GRABBED ME BY MY BIG TOE. I TRIPPED MY ROB...

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt: TONY'S FISH SANDWICH LIMERICK

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt. Tuesday, August 4, 2015. TONY'S FISH SANDWICH LIMERICK. Tony's fish sandwich was all full of bones,. They got stuck in his throat and gave Tony moans,. Tony's next sandwich was jelly,. Which put aches in his belly,. Now, Tony just licks ice cream cones. Bones stuck in throat. Subscribe To Limericks and Stuff By Leigh Collin Brandt. View my complete profile. BIG FOOT SEES A FALLING STAR. BIG FOOTS ATE UP ALL THE BEARS. JIMMY IS NO FISHERMAN. THE NO-SEE- EM FLIES.

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt: THE COLD-SHOCK-QUICKIE

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt. Saturday, July 25, 2015. When it gets really hot and really sticky,. All jump into the pool for a cold-shock-quickie,. But, going from hot, hot to cold, cold,. Should be only for the real bold,. For the rest will scream and become sickie. Subscribe To Limericks and Stuff By Leigh Collin Brandt. View my complete profile. BIG FOOT SEES A FALLING STAR. ITS 2015 AND THE LAST DAY OF JULY. A CRAWDAD GRABBED ME BY MY BIG TOE. HIS GIRLFRIEND SANG WAY OUT OF TUNE. MY PA...

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt: TOM ATE HONEY UNTIL HE SMELLED LIKE A BEE

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt. Friday, August 7, 2015. TOM ATE HONEY UNTIL HE SMELLED LIKE A BEE. Tom ate honey until he smelled like a bee,. Which attracted the bears from every county,. Tom feared a bad beaten,. But, instead he was eaten,. By a bear who had just ate a Mountie. Subscribe To Limericks and Stuff By Leigh Collin Brandt. View my complete profile. BIG FOOT SEES A FALLING STAR. BIG FOOTS ATE UP ALL THE BEARS. JIMMY IS NO FISHERMAN. THERE WAS A COLLEGE STUDENT NAMED DRAKE. I TRIPP...

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt: I ONCE BECAME SO PARANOID

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt. Sunday, August 2, 2015. I ONCE BECAME SO PARANOID. I once became so paranoid,. That I stopped eating glue,. Because I thought it might contain,. A horse of two I knew,. I once became so paranoid,. I thought my goldfish might attack,. I was so afraid I wouldn't clean his jar,. And, found him lying on his back,. I once became so paranoid,. I thought the sun would rise no more,. So, I bought ten thousand light bulbs,. And, cleaned out the light bulb store. THE LIG...

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt: TONY RIDES HIS PIG LIMERICK

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LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt. Wednesday, August 5, 2015. TONY RIDES HIS PIG LIMERICK. Tony liked to ride his pig,. Out to the yearly truffles dig,. But, the pig wouldn't use his snout,. Until he had a pint of good stout,. And, a hand-rolled menthol-flavored brown cig. Subscribe To Limericks and Stuff By Leigh Collin Brandt. View my complete profile. BIG FOOT SEES A FALLING STAR. BIG FOOTS ATE UP ALL THE BEARS. JIMMY IS NO FISHERMAN. THERE WAS A COLLEGE STUDENT NAMED DRAKE. I TRIPPED MY ROBO...