blog.disappointment.com
Another Little Disappointment | Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? can you kiss mine with it please | Page 2
http://blog.disappointment.com/page/2
Let's take thermogenic diet pills and go dancing. All The Lovely Mums. March 11, 2013. Yesterday was Mother’s Day. If you’re reading this in a country that has phased out mums in favour of a municipal satchel of eggs, then this might be an alien concept to you. It is a day when everyone offers evidence-free and uniformly positive feedback regarding their mums. WHY THIS IS WRONG. 1 If she’s your biological mother, you are basically complimenting 50% of your own DNA. That’s pretty vain. My mum is the best!
blog.disappointment.com
Regular Features | Another Little Disappointment
http://blog.disappointment.com/category/regular-features
There's a Hindu Kush, all over the world, tonight. Category Archives: Regular Features. The Whos So Far. August 31, 2014. I heard you wanted me to type up all the scripts for every Doctor Who episode ever, so I did. Cheers. DOCTOR ONE: THE GRUMPY ONE. Here we are at last! In the year 12 million BC. There’s a rock over there. And a few trees. Why don’t you just point at, and name, everything around us? Because THAT WOULDN’T BE BORING OR SHIT. I wouldn’t recommend that! DOCTOR TWO: THE WHIMSICAL ONE. This ...
blog.disappointment.com
Five Horses With Ricky Gervais’ Mouth You Must See Before You Die | Another Little Disappointment
http://blog.disappointment.com/2013/04/07/five-horses-with-ricky-gervais-mouth-you-must-see-before-you-die
There's a Hindu Kush, all over the world, tonight. Five Horses With Ricky Gervais’ Mouth You Must See Before You Die. April 7, 2013. This is one of the Ricky Gervais horses I was talking about in the title. I have “photoshopped” Ricky into the picture for comparison. Notice the similarity of the mouths. If you can measure a man’s happiness and success by how wide fucking open his mouth is, Ricky Gervais is as happy and successful as he is constantly reminding us he is, ostensibly as a joke. Good thing th...
blog.disappointment.com
Uncategorized | Another Little Disappointment
http://blog.disappointment.com/category/uncategorized
There's a Hindu Kush, all over the world, tonight. Essential Reading: Nine Celebrities With Anus In Their Names. December 4, 2014. Neneh’s Brother, Eagle Eye Cherry. One comment so far. November 14, 2013. Is the best human being there is. He turned the previous blog post script, which we performed here – (jump to 34 minutes in). I rest my case. Simon Chong. The Script Of The Movie. October 4, 2013. SCENE ONE: HOW DIANA AND PRINCE CHARLES MET. Howay jugalugs, I bet my tits are bigger than your arse. It’s ...
blog.disappointment.com
Dianarchy | Another Little Disappointment
http://blog.disappointment.com/2013/11/14/dianarchy
There's no finer pleasure than a shit well shat. November 14, 2013. Is the best human being there is. He turned the previous blog post script, which we performed here – (jump to 34 minutes in). I rest my case. Simon Chong. I'm so nice you just wanna eat me. I'm like a sexy wee marble you just wanna pop under your tongue. I'm like a tiny wren's egg you slide between your tits. I'm Pat Phoenix get the fuck out of my shop View all posts by Log →. The Script Of The Movie. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
driverchris.blogspot.com
driverchris: February 2006
http://driverchris.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html
28 February, 2006. News agencies and reporters in south-east England are being urged to bring in bans on hosepipe stories to avoid the introduction of more extreme measures. A report from the Environment Agency made the recommendation, saying the region was in a " serious situation. The period from October 2004 to January 2006, should have seen a stream of soft-news stories about local characters and good hearted charitable stunts, but it was the driest in some parts of the South East since 1921. They've...
driverchris.blogspot.com
driverchris: November 2005
http://driverchris.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html
29 November, 2005. Welsh scientists drill world's smallest hole. Researchers at Cardiff University's Manufacturing Engineering Centre. Have managed to drill holes in steel as small as 22 microns (0.022 mm) in diameter using a electro-discharge machining (EDM) process, and reckon they could be the smallest ever achieved. Reports the Register. Cardiff University is now seeking funding for a programme to breed teensy-weensy ponies and budgerigars. Posted by Chris at 2:12 pm. 25 November, 2005. Even worse ne...
driverchris.blogspot.com
driverchris: December 2005
http://driverchris.blogspot.com/2005_12_01_archive.html
29 December, 2005. He'll never sell any ice creams going at that speed. Papers from 1975, de-classified today, reveal plans for a "Brighten up Ulster" campaign designed in the wake of a disastrous 1974. During which the government collapsed after a general strike, the IRA bombed Birmingham pubs, and more than 300 people were killed. One suggestion for raising spirits from government's Information Policy Coordinating Committee was to see. In organising a campaign of ". But dammit isn't it worth a try?
driverchris.blogspot.com
driverchris: September 2005
http://driverchris.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_archive.html
30 September, 2005. TRENTON, New Jersey (AP) - Leo Sternbach, the inventor of a new class of tranquilizers including Valium, has died at his home in North Carolina. He was 97. The family are said to be surprisingly relaxed about it. Posted by Chris at 12:12 pm. 28 September, 2005. An 11-year-old boy who was caught behind the wheel of a BMW has been disqualified from driving for a year. Police in Andover, Hants, stopped a car in August because its headlights were not on, Basingstoke Youth Court heard.
