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Flapdoodle: 70 days Unplugged and Still I Live!
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008. 70 days Unplugged and Still I Live! You guise musta thought i was dead. Get this- all summer long no wireless, no cell service, no DVD player, no nothing at the Funny Farm. i even broke my Game Boy micro. So, what did i do for ten weeks? Chores, for one. Yup, CHORES. Here's a picture Aunt Mattie took of the first time i tried to chop wood. Dropped the dumb sledgehammer thing on my foot. And i fed sheep. And llamas. You heard me. Good boys and girls. Mattie and Philberts World.
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Flapdoodle: The Dangerous Book tl;dr
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Friday, September 5, 2008. The Dangerous Book tl;dr. Simon’s mom sent me a book today. i guess she didn’t get the memo about me NOT READING BOOKS. (Comics yes, books no.) i think she’s trying to trick me into reading because Good Old Simon just. It’s called The Dangerous Book for Boys. And it’s pretty fat so at first i was like tl;dr. Which would make a very short thank you note: "Dear Aunt Shirley, Thanx for the book. It was Too Long; Didn't Read. Thanks again. Parker"]. Uncle Philbert taught me. None I...
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Flapdoodle: Turtle Traps
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Thursday, September 4, 2008. Here’s some stuff that should be, but isn’t, in the. Dangerous Book for Boys. It’s something Uncle Philbert taught me—how to make a turtle trap from an orange crate. (If you can't read the instructions, leave a comment and I'll type them out for you.) It's pretty easy to do, and if you don't have an orange crate, you can use any old wood. That reminds me: school. Ugh. Starts in three days. Anyway, here's the Uncle Philbert Word for Today. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Flapdoodle: Websites Aren't for Spiders, Uncle Philbert!
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Monday, December 15, 2008. Websites Aren't for Spiders, Uncle Philbert! So Simon and I had some time over Turkey Day weekend and we decided it would be a hoot to build a website for Aunt Mattie and Uncle Philbert. You know, those people who DON"T have the Internet let alone own a computer? Yeah, funny, right? So we loaded it up with all the UN-LESSONS we learned from them - from Burping. To making Blue Lemonade. It is all there- check it out! Aunt Mattie and Uncle Philbert's World. Books I am Reading.
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Flapdoodle: Off to the Funny Farm
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Off to the Funny Farm. So long you guise. i don't know when i'll be able to post again. Good Old Mom is yelling at me to Hurry Up and Finish Packing Or We’ll Be Late. Late for what i ask you? The ones going on a fancy cruise. Me i'm stuck going to my crazy relatives. My cousin Simon thinks i'll have a blast. i think it's gonna be The Worst. Summer. Ever. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Chapter Book by Amy MacDonald. Mattie and Philberts World. View my complete profile.
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Flapdoodle: Obob
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Monday, December 1, 2008. Here's another thing that’s not in TDBfB. How to speak Ob. Like Uncle Philbert says, It's easy. You just stick an " ob. In the middle of EVERY syllable of every word. Obuncoble PhobilbobertWobord fobor Tobodobay:. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Chapter Book by Amy MacDonald. Mattie and Philberts World. A Website About Our Adventures on the Funny Farm. You have to read it from the bottom. Obuncoble Phobilbobert Wobord fobor Tobodobay: Flobapdoboodoble. Books I am Reading.
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Flapdoodle: Let it Fly
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008. Uncle Philbert taught me how to tie flies. For trout fishing, that is. If you want to see how to make one, read about it here. Or watch the video. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Chapter Book by Amy MacDonald. Mattie and Philberts World. A Website About Our Adventures on the Funny Farm. You have to read it from the bottom. Up, because that's the way it works here in the blogosphere. So scroll to the bottom to get started. Uncle Philbert Word for Today: striddles.
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Flapdoodle: Polls!!
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Friday, August 29, 2008. Hey, i just discovered that i can do polls on this blog! But i can't figure out how to make them part of a post. You have to look over to the right-hand column to find the poll. It will be like one of those Word-A-Day calendars:. Except with Uncle Philbert words. So maybe you won't get into Harvard. If you want to know the right answer to the poll question, you have to leave a comment here and i'll answer it. So what are you waiting for? Stop messing around and go.
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Flapdoodle
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Monday, September 1, 2008. Good Old Mom and Dad let me spend Labor Day weekend on the farm! I mention to Aunt Mattie and Uncle Philbert during dinner how i had missed. And now it’s gone and i’ll have to wait for the dvd but i didn’t want the dvd i wanted to see it on a BIG screen and boy that sounds whiny when you write it down. 8220;How’s that for big? He makes a sound like he stepped on a wasp nest. Since when do you have to mortgage the farm to see a moving picture? 1952 Cary Grant and Ginger Rogers i...
