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Blahblahblog: June 2006
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Miscellaneous rantings and other horseshit! Thursday, June 15, 2006. I Can Think Of A Way to Determine if She's Really Jewish. That's funny. Your COCK doesn't look Jewish! Weigh in, my. In the immortal words of Austin Powers. . .um. . ."That's a MAN, man! Or is it just a woman they should, uh, host a telethon for on. Date: June 15, 2006. Re: What in the Name of Holy Living Fuck? I said I was a man seeking a WOMAN, kemosabe. NOT a "Whoa, man! Posted by MATT PENN at 6/15/2006 10:31:00 PM. Links to this post.
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Blahblahblog: February 2007
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Miscellaneous rantings and other horseshit! Sunday, February 25, 2007. As Worn By. . . Adolf trägt ein wesentliches BaumwolleV-ansatz "tee" Stück mit Tasche ( 18) und entspanntem passendem Dawson Chino ( 50). But seriously, folks. . .What. Freaks me out about this rare. Image of depravity incarnate as it looked when it was just having Rudolf, Hermann, und the rest of the gang over to watch the game, is that the caption one might expect to accompany it reads something like:. Or maybe, in a rare nod to tru...
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Blahblahblog: July 2006
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Miscellaneous rantings and other horseshit! Monday, July 10, 2006. When Going Down, Put Up a Good Font. I'm going to Helvetica, I know. I held my tongue. Well, annnnnnnnnyway," she said, "you know that old trick when it comes to that.". Oh, sure," I replied, not really certain where this was going. If a guy doesn't know what he's doing down there, he should try 'licking the alphabet'.". Yeah Or counting to a thousand in Roman numerals.". Hey, that'd work! Posted by MATT PENN at 7/10/2006 04:51:00 PM.
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Blahblahblog: May 2006
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Miscellaneous rantings and other horseshit! Wednesday, May 24, 2006. THESbian, You Stupid Ho! Aileen Wuornos wannabe Tara Reid. Date: May 24, 2006. Way back before you were born, the late John Cassavettes made a movie called a. A Woman under the Influence,. Well, like you (allegedly) Gena Rowlands is an ACTRESS, okay? Tara, sweetheart, Charlize was also ACTING! You should try it sometime.) That's WHY she won the Academy Award about which you can only dream. Guess what? Boys Don't Cry,. Anywho. . . My sug...
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Blahblahblog: February 2006
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Miscellaneous rantings and other horseshit! Saturday, February 25, 2006. My Little Pony Boy? Hmmmmmn. . .riding stallions, pitching a tent, saddle sores- do you think that, perhaps, Annie Proulx might've thought about titling. My Little Porkchop Hill? Posted by MATT PENN at 2/25/2006 11:49:00 AM. Links to this post. You Can Tell Everybody That This Your Song. A bunch of shit following a conceit about a guy wanting to be a hero in the eyes of a woman]. If I were a Superman. Would you be my Lois Lane.
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Blahblahblog: April 2006
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Miscellaneous rantings and other horseshit! Wednesday, April 26, 2006. You Gotta Spell It Out for Me. Well, excuse me very fucking much here, but do I. Like Tom Hanks in those trailers for. The Da Vinci Code. Okay then. No sooner had I put up the post below, but my friend June shot off an e-mail to me in which she attached the pic you see in the header. "Does that make it easier for you? Sure I'm not Chompollion, but that's no Rosetta Stone, either. And to me, it says, "Guys! Links to this post. Now, obv...
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Blahblahblog: March 2006
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Miscellaneous rantings and other horseshit! Thursday, March 30, 2006. The Ten Commandments Had They Been Text Messaged to Moses. We don need no stinkin TABLETS! The Ten Commandments Had They Been Text Messaged to Moses. 1 im da man. 2 no mofos b4 me. 3 don dis me. 4 u get suns off. 5 don dis yo rents. 6 don b killin. 7 luv da 1 u w/. 8 don b stealin shit. 9 don b talkin shit. 10 WTF u lookin @ b otch. Posted by MATT PENN at 3/30/2006 12:01:00 PM. Links to this post. Wednesday, March 22, 2006. Personally,...
