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Choppy's Dog House: Internet Depravity = Fake Dog Boobs

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I'm an adorable dog who is stuck living with a 32-year old single woman who has made it her life's goal to humiliate me. Unfortunately, she's quite good at it. Wednesday, June 1, 2011. Internet Depravity = Fake Dog Boobs. There is a lot that is wrong with the internet (starting with the fact that those stupid cats who can't speak properly have such a popular website - Sarah, unsurprisingly, loves those cats). But I thought that there might be a limit to how low the internet could sink. If you want to ema...

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Choppy's Dog House: I Could Use Some Independence

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I'm an adorable dog who is stuck living with a 32-year old single woman who has made it her life's goal to humiliate me. Unfortunately, she's quite good at it. Wednesday, June 29, 2011. I Could Use Some Independence. Last 4th of July, Sarah decided it would be a good idea to paint "U.S.A." on my side. Although I have tried to forget that traumatic experience, it's still burned into my brain. Page) This is what she came up with this year to humiliate me with:. I'm hoping the paints stay at home this year.

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The Bit Maelstrom: Ida

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Making sense and senselessness of an unending flood of data. Friday, May 30, 2014. I've mentioned it before,. But it has been a weird, weird Spring for us, movie-wise. There's no shortage of movies out, but a serious shortage of consensus about what the best (or even good. Movies are. We've done all right, but it's been a struggle. (And that's with going to far fewer movies this year! Meanwhile The Boy had not gotten much sleep, and this is not a movie you want to go to if you're groggy. Is all gorgeous ...

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The Bit Maelstrom: Fill The Void

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Making sense and senselessness of an unending flood of data. Friday, June 7, 2013. So, the Internet Movie. Database has a capsule of the movie Fill The Void. From the Sundance Film Festival:. A devout 18-year-old Israeli is pressured to marry the husband of her late sister. Declaring her independence is not an option in Tel Aviv's ultra-Orthodox Hasidic community, where religious law, tradition and the rabbi's word are absolute. You can see why the bien pensants. Anyway, as noted, Esther dies in childbir...

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The Bit Maelstrom: Kung Fu Killer

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Making sense and senselessness of an unending flood of data. Friday, May 15, 2015. One of the easiest ways to. Get The Boy to a movie, regardless of time or film is to say "Oh, hey, looks like our last chance to see."—and it really doesn't matter how you finish that sentence, he's up for it. In this case, I finished the sentence with Kung Fu Killer. Teddy Chan's chop-socky martial arts festival about a serial-killer who specializes in killing only. The masters of various branches of martial arts. So, fun...

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The Bit Maelstrom: Skyfall

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Making sense and senselessness of an unending flood of data. Friday, November 23, 2012. Bond Gold Bond. That's. What secret agents say when they go to the pharmacist for jock itch. Which is apropos of nothing but a lame intro to the latest 007 film Skyfall. On the 50th anniversary of the first flick, Dr. No. Film in the series eschews most of the darkness of the Casino Royale. Reboot while not fully embracing the goofiness of the gadget-laden quipping Bonds of yore. Craig is good as Bond. Dench is go...

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The Bit Maelstrom: The (Other) Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

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Making sense and senselessness of an unending flood of data. Monday, December 26, 2011. The (Other) Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. It gets hard to defend. Hollywood—and why would you try, really? 8212;when they seem to reinforce the worst ideas people have. Like cowardice and completely paucity of original ideas. I mean, when people talk about all the sequels and movies derived from other sources these days, it's easy to note that this has always been the case. Yeah, we have four Resident Evil. There were ...

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The Bit Maelstrom: Hercules vs. Vampires

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Making sense and senselessness of an unending flood of data. Friday, May 15, 2015. Hercules vs. Vampires. And now for something completely. Different: An opera based on the 1964 Mario Bava "classic" Hercules In The Haunted World. Or Hercules with/at/in the Center Of The Earth. Or just Sword and Sandal. If you saw it on Australian television. It's just not the same as being there with 27 instruments and 8 singers and everyone having to project in a 3,000 seat theater. The effects are all practical, of cou...