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Smiting the Gods: Why so Silent, Good Messieurs?
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Saturday, April 16, 2011. Why so Silent, Good Messieurs? Did you think that I had left you for good? Has it really only been two weeks? It feels so much longer. How long, I cannot say. My sense of time when I was in that place was off. So where did I leave off? Last you heard from me, it seems I was angrily shouting at the heavens. So what did I do next? I started trying to break things; a perfectly rational response, in my opinion. You want me to relive some point in my childhood, Slendy? Certainly....
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Smiting the Gods: Operation Wintergreen...
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Thursday, June 16, 2011. 8230;is a stupid name for a blog. But my suggestion, “Arkady and the Arkadyettes”, was vetoed, so that’s what we went with in the end. After experiencing a bout of shenanigans, Kal and Michenab came to Texas to meet Setoth and I. The four of us are now traveling together, and for the sake of convenience, we’re all moving over to a single blog. That blog is the aforementioned “Operation Wintergreen”, which can be found here. And did I mention the kids? June 16, 2011 at 9:14 PM.
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Smiting the Gods: June 2011
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Thursday, June 16, 2011. 8230;is a stupid name for a blog. But my suggestion, “Arkady and the Arkadyettes”, was vetoed, so that’s what we went with in the end. After experiencing a bout of shenanigans, Kal and Michenab came to Texas to meet Setoth and I. The four of us are now traveling together, and for the sake of convenience, we’re all moving over to a single blog. That blog is the aforementioned “Operation Wintergreen”, which can be found here. And did I mention the kids? Saturday, June 4, 2011.
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Smiting the Gods: Zerosage
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Wednesday, April 20, 2011. We never have much of a break in the excitement round these parts. I’ve been really enjoying not being trapped in some kind of weird alternate dimension thing. It’s a nice feeling, living in a reality not under an eldritch being’s complete control, not constantly seeing the setting change around you, and just being able to go outside and take a walk without anything too freaky happening. What are you supposed to do when the person trying to kill you is crying? 8221; And then he...
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Smiting the Gods: Battle
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Saturday, June 4, 2011. I’m going to be running out of houses very quickly if this keeps up. Peace and quiet are things which never last long, and as such one day I looked out the window to see that my house was surrounded by dense fog. Great way to start the day. Javert sent the next two proxies forward, because apparently he wanted to stick to the time old tradition of a villain sending their minions forward in groups small enough for the hero to easily dispatch them. The first tried to punch me; i...
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Vox 93: HELP I'M BEING STALKED BY SLENDERMAN! WHAT DO I DO?!?! FUCK!!!!!
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Wednesday, March 2, 2011. HELP I'M BEING STALKED BY SLENDERMAN! WHAT DO I DO? Saps Half of you read the title and clicked thinking OMFG THIS FICTIONAL INTERNET CONSTRUCT HAS STRUCK AGAIN! Alright, so lemme give this a bit of context. Remember my arthaus post? Well it seems to have gotten the better of me! A live action film and everything! Guys, seriously. Get a life. Go outside. Alright. I'll make you a deal. The Ars Goetia is believed to summon "internal demons" or archetypes from the mind. So it s...
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Smiting the Gods: May 2011
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Saturday, May 28, 2011. What is it With Buildings and Fire? It shouldn’t be this hard to find one person, even in a large city like this. It’s not as though Javert exactly blends in. A black trench coat, over a black police uniform, in the middle of Central Texas summer? Now, there was something else I was supposed to mention here that didn’t have to do with Javert…. Something important…. Hm…. What could it be…. Oh, yeah, Setoth’s apartment burned down. I won’t just put up with them! Tuesday, May 17, 2011.
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Smiting the Gods: 50/50
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Thursday, April 28, 2011. So according to the Reintegration Tablet I've got just over a 50% chance of surviving Slender Man. I think I like that percentage. Flip a coin, heads I win, tails I lose. It creates the necessary tension: will he win? Or will he lose? Could go either way. The analysis of my intelligence left me a bit sad, though. Come on, AI Guy. I can quote Shakespeare from memory, and you rank me just slightly above Morningstar? April 28, 2011 at 4:29 PM. April 28, 2011 at 4:33 PM. If you cant...
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Smiting the Gods: What is it With Buildings and Fire?
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Saturday, May 28, 2011. What is it With Buildings and Fire? It shouldn’t be this hard to find one person, even in a large city like this. It’s not as though Javert exactly blends in. A black trench coat, over a black police uniform, in the middle of Central Texas summer? Now, there was something else I was supposed to mention here that didn’t have to do with Javert…. Something important…. Hm…. What could it be…. Oh, yeah, Setoth’s apartment burned down. I won’t just put up with them! And good luck with g...
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Smiting the Gods: November 2010
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010. Given that our favorite sufferer of anorexia has decided to move to a more intimate stage in our relationship, I felt that it has become necessary to apply more defensive measures to protect the sanctity of my privacy. I do hope he gets the message. Monday, November 29, 2010. The Totality of Fear. Http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? Our Arkady Svidrigailov is starting his post with a link to a classical composition? What is he, some manner of pretentious, elitist, intellectual snob?