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Millas Shorts: July 2012
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012. 8220;Epic Thriller”. Once upon a time, there lived a wicked old witch that was bent on bringing an end to the world. The Wicked Witch of Windham, as she became known, was forever jealous of her twin sister, the Sassy Sorceress of Salem. Witnesses recalled the horrific event in fright, and the Wicked Witch was banished to an island far, far away from civilization – to an island where the wild things are. As the years and days approached their much heralded 12. They were celebrities...
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Millas Shorts: Wild Western Rock
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Thursday, July 19, 2012. 8220;Wild Western Rock”. I’m not quite sure what happened to bring me to this time and place, but it’s high noon back in the days of outlaws, bandits, and saloons with swing doors and loud men inside. None other than Billy the Kid has just challenged me to a duel, and something real bad is about to happen. I’m seriously freaking out here. Stumbling around dazed and confused, I made my way towards people, chatter, and laughter. I walked through the swinging wooden doors, and t...
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Millas Shorts: Epic Thriller
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012. 8220;Epic Thriller”. Once upon a time, there lived a wicked old witch that was bent on bringing an end to the world. The Wicked Witch of Windham, as she became known, was forever jealous of her twin sister, the Sassy Sorceress of Salem. Witnesses recalled the horrific event in fright, and the Wicked Witch was banished to an island far, far away from civilization – to an island where the wild things are. As the years and days approached their much heralded 12. They were celebrities...
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Millas Shorts: How I Met Your Mother
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Thursday, July 19, 2012. How I Met Your Mother. 8220;How I Met Your Mother”. 8220;We never intended to cause so much trouble,” said Alfonso. 8220;Yea, I know, right? 8221; added Fabio. Alfonso and Fabio found themselves in the principal’s office after lunchtime. During lunch, Alfonso and Fabio got into a fight, which caused a huge uproar and a food fight in the cafeteria. The boys were definitely in a lot of trouble. Then today, Alfonso asked out Becki himself, and Fabio was fumed when he found out!
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Millas Shorts: Fresh Man's Fumble
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Thursday, July 19, 2012. 8220;Fresh Man’s Fumble”. Skater dudes rule, and they’re totally tubular and radical with their stylish hops, jumps, and tricks. Matt “Fresh Man” Buntz always thought it’d be gnarly to skate in the mall, with its smooth floors, short stairs, and rails to ride on. This past Sunday, he decided to make it happen. Jeff “The Wing Man” Murphy and Matt headed to the Rockingham Mall just before lunchtime with skateboards in hand. 8220;You got the video camera ready, Wing Man? As Matt rac...
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Millas Shorts: Skiing: A Near Death Experience
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Sunday, October 28, 2012. Skiing: A Near Death Experience. 8220;Skiing: A Near Death Experience”. Where have you been? What are you talking about? I answered. "I skied down the trail, and here I am right now.". Damian," she said, "it's been almost a half-hour since I've been waiting for you.". Why is your jacket so dirty? She asked, and then noticed the huge bump on my head. Lucky dog, lucky dog. October 28, 2012 at 5:28 PM. This is definitely a true story, and I really am lucky to be alive. To this ...
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Millas Shorts: A Giant's Tale
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012. 8220;A Giant’s Tale”. So, this is what happens when you die. You sit here reflecting on your death forever and ever, replaying the event over and over again. Well, since this is the case…. My day started just like every other. I woke up around 9 am. I showered, and I can remember singing my favorite song, “Fe Fi Fo Fum,” in the shower. My wife made me my usual breakfast of three whole pigs and a side of beef. Then I took my nap; I love to take a nap after a hearty meal. When he st...
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Millas Shorts: October 2012
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Wednesday, October 31, 2012. The House in the Woods. 8220;The House in the Woods”. People say, deep in the outskirts of town, there lies an old haunted house. Back in the late 1800’s, a man and his wife had once lived in this old house. Apparently they were terrible people and murderers of several of the townspeople, and their rampage was later referred to as the Tilton Massacres. As the story goes, the tree collapsed on top of them, and somehow their bodies disappeared, never to have been found. Suppose...
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Millas Shorts: The House in the Woods
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Wednesday, October 31, 2012. The House in the Woods. 8220;The House in the Woods”. People say, deep in the outskirts of town, there lies an old haunted house. Back in the late 1800’s, a man and his wife had once lived in this old house. Apparently they were terrible people and murderers of several of the townspeople, and their rampage was later referred to as the Tilton Massacres. As the story goes, the tree collapsed on top of them, and somehow their bodies disappeared, never to have been found. Suppose...
