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caligulawyer: September 2006
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The most smart aleck law student blog of them all. Do not try this at home. Sunday, September 24, 2006. Allow me to introduce into evidence: my dad. I love the guy; in fact, I genuinely like him, which is a lot more than most people can say about their dads. However, he has the worst luck on the road I've ever seen. I don't know whether it's genuine bad luck or that kind of "Joe has the worst luck when he runs in traffic blindfolded! I don't know. That's the point. Posted by the legal bandit @ 5:23 PM.
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caligulawyer: June 2006
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The most smart aleck law student blog of them all. Do not try this at home. Thursday, June 22, 2006. Where's the tequila in this ride, and whose ass is this? I didn't believe most of what my mother told me when I was growing up. At about thirty, I finally conceded to "you're going to have to do a lot of things you don't want to do! Which still rings in my head when I don't want to do something, like go to work on Monday, mop, and be nice to assholes. It hit me the other night. There I was, driving do...
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caligulawyer: August 2006
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The most smart aleck law student blog of them all. Do not try this at home. Thursday, August 31, 2006. On principle, direct evidence of a shitty day. Because it's about the ice cream, not the socks". "No, it's about the windows." "Oh." "Ok. tommy toes, number 6". And so on. I hope whoever planned that will never need me to treat them for an electrical burn or whatever they were talking about on that tape. Posted by the legal bandit @ 6:07 PM. Sunday, August 20, 2006. Run for your ego! 5 Don't be an assho...
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caligulawyer: February 2006
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The most smart aleck law student blog of them all. Do not try this at home. Saturday, February 25, 2006. Getting along with skater chicks. You have to be TOUGH. And also having the balls to dress like that in public simply amazes me. Who told them to dress like that? I saw one woman in pants and her outfit wasn't too bad, besides that fact she was wearing a glove on one hand. She fell down. I think she was out of balance because of the glove. Posted by the legal bandit @ 3:45 PM. Monday, February 20, 2006.
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caligulawyer: May 2006
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The most smart aleck law student blog of them all. Do not try this at home. Monday, May 22, 2006. Is it really my birthday? So today is my birthday. I'm only a little in a funk. How did I wake up 41? I feel ripped off somehow, like I skipped a decade or so, which is really no one's fault but my own, since the fact of the matter is I simply don't. Make my sloth worthwhile! Tune in next update for more blathering about some crap. Happy birthday to me! Posted by the legal bandit @ 5:48 AM. Weirder by the day.
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caligulawyer: February 2007
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The most smart aleck law student blog of them all. Do not try this at home. Tuesday, February 20, 2007. And now, a belated Valentine's day address! Toward the castle in the rain, except in my case it would be "Heather! Or something, because, you know, Heathcliff was a guy. NOT that the stomachaches were worth it. And as for stability and settling down - well, it has a lot of benefits; but then, you never get that first kiss again - or do you? Posted by the legal bandit @ 4:58 PM. So, the million dollar q...
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caligulawyer: January 2007
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The most smart aleck law student blog of them all. Do not try this at home. Sunday, January 28, 2007. Gimme back my tootsie pop. So I'm on the trial team and it's like a half time job. How long should it take to come up with a few opening statements, closing arguments, and questions for witnesses? About 20 hrs a week for 2 months, apparently. It's like "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll brand tootsie pop? I'm a fucking owl, how should I know? Thursday, January 25, 2007.
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caligulawyer: October 2006
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The most smart aleck law student blog of them all. Do not try this at home. Monday, October 30, 2006. You want to let me eat your muffin. Lately it seems I have so much to do all I can seem to get done is playing computer games. This is not going to help come finals or during the trial competition but what do you want? It didn't make that pile go away or smell any better, either. This is the only explanation I can find. See how it works: "We need to take away your civil liberties! Yes I am, you say?
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caligulawyer: April 2006
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The most smart aleck law student blog of them all. Do not try this at home. Saturday, April 29, 2006. Civil procedure at high noon. I appear to be putting my school on the map as the sole listed blogger on 'cleverwot', a site that indexes law student blogs. we need to get listed. we need all the help we can get. WHy don't we just kick people's asses anymore? How about a showdown at high noon? Only, it won't bring back the old west, and besides, if it did, I'd have to wear dresses. Tuesday, April 18, 2006.