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Who is McDougal?: Beating me in the face
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Monday, May 14, 2007. Beating me in the face. This post may be my last. I've lost too much blood. McDougal has composed a joke and cannot log in here directly. When I assured him I didn't know his password, he punched me six times in the face with a tire iron and maybe three more with a brick. I'm having one of those days where I wish I were Reginald Denny. McDougal says:. I have a pet spider monkey that I got for $20 from a homeless guy. His name is Genitals. I don't know the monkey's name. Part IV of IV.
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Lady Bonds' Sunday Picnic: helmikuuta 2007
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Lady Bonds' Sunday Picnic. Keskiviikkona, helmikuuta 07, 2007. Waking up to Liminality. We blog in real time. When others sleep, we lend our musing to a community and then, as the sun and moon slowly turn the tides around the globe, we wait for these faceless names to rise and send us, in turn, their own thoughts. As I wake, I imagine Mone. Waking only a few hundred kilometres away. I imagine Erin O’Brien. And the Duchess in various stages of sleep or insomnia. I imagine The Fool. My sense of myself in r...
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Davy Jones Locker: 2006-03-12
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This be the Place where ya get yer Sea Legs. Friday, March 17, 2006. Well I have always thought of myself as good enough to eat. Unfortunately although I would best be suited being dipped in honey and thrown to Jane's lesbians it seems that I am restricted by being entrapped in a 10" plastic doll body for half my life. As such it seems that a tasty morsal like me will simply be best served as a cocktail snack. Careful you don't swallow any bones! Posted by Pixie Sprinkle at 11:30 AM. HARR TEE HARR HARR.
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Who is McDougal?
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Thursday, May 17, 2007. And then there was that policewoman in Macon, Georgia. Man, she was beautiful. Her hair shined like copper. McDougal. Fell in love with her immediately. Of course, it would never have worked out. And anyway, she was only interested in McDougal. For his traffic violations. He showed up drunk at the jewelry store late one night, with the diamond from his grandmother's wedding ring and a hollowpoint. Bullet. Later that night, when he shot her with it, her Kevlar. Part IV of IV.
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Who is McDougal?: Archives
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007. From the Desk of the Campaign Manager. To: All Campaign Staff. Campaign then infiltrate their assigned rival campaign. If you are not aware of your assigned letter class, that means you were never given one, and are hereby. Terminated. The internship program is suspended, effective immediately. Posted by Friends of McDougal at 7:36 PM. Some things about me. And then there was that policewoman in Macon, Geor. Beating me in the face. A Laymans Guide to Horrific Trampoline Injuries.
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Who is McDougal?: Why McDougal Hates Poets
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Monday, March 12, 2007. Why McDougal Hates Poets. Brother McDougal called me in a fever and recited the following 37 reasons why he hates poets:. Chompers. Poets can't be doctors. Poets can't even pay their water bills or submit their own shit to get published . Well, the really hungry and really bad can. Poets generally can't get out of bed before noon and seldom keep appointments. If two roads diverged in a yellow wood and you beat a poet to death with a. Large rock, would anyone care? Google doesn't l...
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Who is McDougal?: November 2005
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Friday, November 25, 2005. The original screenplay for "The Poseidon Adventure" was called "The Upside Down Boat Movie," and featured a maniacal Ahab-like captain, who ate half his crew before the wreck and impregnated Det. Lt. Mike Rogo (the character ultimately played by Ernest Borgnine). This character, Admiral McDougal, was later removed by timid Hollywood censors, who believed the character too closely resembled Richard Nixon. Posted by Friends of McDougal at 9:16 PM. Wednesday, November 23, 2005.
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Davy Jones Locker: 2006-01-29
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This be the Place where ya get yer Sea Legs. Saturday, February 04, 2006. Now We Play The Waiting Game. Posted by Captain Carl at 1:44 PM. Friday, February 03, 2006. The Capt's got a new Boat! AyMe never be doin the cleanin on my boat.that be fer wenches and crew.T'be enough that I'm the Capt.Who does the cleanin on yer's? Check out me ship with REAL firing cannons! Posted by Captain Carl at 7:38 AM. Tuesday, January 31, 2006. Captain Carl Action Figure. ARRRThe Capt has a fully poseable new body.
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Davy Jones Locker: 2006-01-15
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This be the Place where ya get yer Sea Legs. Saturday, January 21, 2006. Its a Pirate's Life for Me! AAAARRRRRRRRRR these pics were taken without permission From. Because Thats What Pirates Do! Posted by Captain Carl at 7:00 PM. Friday, January 20, 2006. Here are some Pics from the Playhouse Days. The Capt is in the Middle. Ahh it takes the Capt back a spell. Posted by Captain Carl at 3:34 PM. Thursday, January 19, 2006. I would have never Guessed. CAN YOU Believe This is the Same GUY. HARR TEE HARR HARR.
