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Dark Damian | Almost Infamous
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Words of wisdom from a black intelligentleman. Come for the humor, stay for the diatribes. You are currently browsing Dark Damian’s articles. September 1, 2011 in General. My son (putting on his clothes just now): “Dad, my shirt is too small.”. Me: “Son, you’re trying to push your head through the arm hole.”. Son: “Oh.”. And he’s in a gifted and talented school. Seriously. The Illustrated Guide to Proper Baconage, Volume 2. July 8, 2011 in Bacon. It’s been about a year since my last installment. Bacon ho...
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The Illustrated Guide to Proper Baconage, Volume 2 | Almost Infamous
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Words of wisdom from a black intelligentleman. Come for the humor, stay for the diatribes. The Illustrated Guide to Proper Baconage, Volume 2. July 8, 2011 in Bacon. It’s been about a year since my last installment. About the proper and improper usage of bacon and its glorious image, so I felt like it was time for me to take another run at it. Plus it’ll help my ass get out of my non-writing funk, which is a deep enough funk to even impress George Clinton. Yeah. Bacon bourbon = drunk and full. No I mean,...
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Donate for Apnea! Or a bass! | Almost Infamous
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Words of wisdom from a black intelligentleman. Come for the humor, stay for the diatribes. Well folks, as noted in my post about sleep apnea…well, I have sleep apnea. Duh. The very best option for me is something called the Piller procedure, but since I lack the $2400 in up-front money, I have to go with Door #2. Unless, of course, you elect to help a brotha out. If you like, you could donate to a wonderful cause – Buy Damian Some Soft Palette Inserts So He’ll Stop Snoring and Start Breathing! You are co...
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Countdown to History | Almost Infamous
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Words of wisdom from a black intelligentleman. Come for the humor, stay for the diatribes. Just got home from 5YO’s soccer game, which seriously impeded me from feverishly watching the election results. I’m annoyed, but the show’s just starting. I’m watching NBC, and Tavist Smiley is talking about the next president driving a hybrid car. What the happy hell is he talking about? As if the president drives ANY car, anytime, ever. Obama – 200, McCain – 93. Obama – 206, McCain – 89. Awesome, John Cornyn!
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Pope Benedict = Darth Sidious? | Almost Infamous
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Words of wisdom from a black intelligentleman. Come for the humor, stay for the diatribes. Pope Benedict = Darth Sidious? December 26, 2006 in General. Merry post Christmas, everyone! 8221; Right then and there I was SO tempted to pop his hopeful boyish bubble, but instead I gritted my teeth and said “Yes. Yes it WOULD cost a lot. If parents had to buy it all.”. You, however, are jaded. As such, you will thoroughly enjoy these pics I. Found on Fark.com. Culled from the internet. 8220;Well, I mean I TRIED...
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2010 in review | Almost Infamous
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Words of wisdom from a black intelligentleman. Come for the humor, stay for the diatribes. January 2, 2011 in General. Thank you for a great year, everyone! One of my resolutions is to post more. Hold me to that. The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:. A helper monkey made this abstract painting, inspired by your stats. Times in 2010. That’s about 31 full 747s. In 2010, there were 15. The Cat’s Meow.
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Street Smarts | Almost Infamous
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Words of wisdom from a black intelligentleman. Come for the humor, stay for the diatribes. September 1, 2011 in General. My son (putting on his clothes just now): “Dad, my shirt is too small.”. Me: “Son, you’re trying to push your head through the arm hole.”. Son: “Oh.”. And he’s in a gifted and talented school. Seriously. The Illustrated Guide to Proper Baconage, Volume 2. The Hand That Rocks Absolutely Nothing…Yet. Social Q’s – Quincy Fails at Dating. Still Thinking… Have a Seat! Stuff White People Like.
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Instincts | Almost Infamous
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Words of wisdom from a black intelligentleman. Come for the humor, stay for the diatribes. December 22, 2010 in General. As I sit here typing this up, I have a small confession to make I’m not actually typing this up at all. I’m using the Dragon NaturallySpeaking software to translate my speech into text for the blog because currently I am unable to type my blog posts. We’ll get to that in a moment. 8220;Tried” being the operative word here. Oh, and I’m left-handed. Awesome. Stuff White People Like.
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I said a hip, a hop, a hibbit, a hibbity… | Almost Infamous
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Words of wisdom from a black intelligentleman. Come for the humor, stay for the diatribes. I said a hip, a hop, a hibbit, a hibbity…. April 20, 2009 in General. I realize that I come off as an old-school fuddy-duddy trapped in the past, but seriously, today’s artists aren’t even. Just like me, when I was his age, listening to the music that my mom called “junk”. The wheel keeps on turnin’. But this is what we saw. He’s the one in the middle, in the blue cap. Social Q’s – Quincy Fails at Dating. I recomme...