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Pocahontas 2: An Unnecessary New World – McFliptables
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Flipping tables, Rambling rants, enjoy with coffee or tea. Pocahontas 2: An Unnecessary New World. July 22, 2015. July 22, 2015. If you didn’t know there was a sequel to Pocahontas, then good. If you avidly enjoyed the original, the 2nd will take all that magic and wonder and spit in it. You won’t feel good about yourself when you finish watching it. That happens to me sometimes. Animators…I just want to be. PART OF YOUR WORLD. Hercules was also brimming with inaccuracies; did that make me hate the movie?
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October | 2015 | come to jhb they said
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Come to jhb they said. It would be fun they said…. What is this all about? Where the hell have you been? MY MY MY…. It has been a while hasn’t it? What have I been up to you may or may not be wondering? Loss of internet connection? Two month cryogenic freezing volunteer? Well, hardly anything as exciting but there have been exciting developments off late. Well, now that I am almost unemployed, I was a fixed term contractor, so you know, what am I to do? Go to Greece, duh. What were you thinking? Misfit T...
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Sailing Along the Rivers of the Rain – McFliptables
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Flipping tables, Rambling rants, enjoy with coffee or tea. Sailing Along the Rivers of the Rain. July 19, 2015. Looking out of a sullen gray window, I relive some of my brighter childhood memories. In my childhood years, there were brief moments of freedom. Times which I forgot of the struggles of low income and the controlling ‘best friend’. When we all decided on our sailing companions, we would set out to race. Scurrying along the playground we’d ramble and shout in excitement:. My leaf is stuck!
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Why hello there you sexy beast. | come to jhb they said
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Come to jhb they said. It would be fun they said…. What is this all about? Why hello there you sexy beast. Now im not going to spend my days ranting about how sucky life is, and yes, the word sucky should sometimes be used, instead, i’m going to channel my worst JHB experiences for people who might be going through similar shiz. I mean, what is the world coming to if we don’t look out for one another. a sentiment which seems to elude most natives of JHB. One blog post at a time yo. Enter your comment here.
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A Letter I Wrote To Myself About Getting Fat | come to jhb they said
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Come to jhb they said. It would be fun they said…. What is this all about? A Letter I Wrote To Myself About Getting Fat. Put On Your Happy Face. Shall we talk about your body? Your body, which used to be thinner. Which you took for granted, because it fitted into cheap, tight dresses. Your body, which took you up and down Brixton Hill, every day, twice a day, never unheralded by catcalls, the stream of men and their Oh baby hey baby nice tits nice ass hey WHERE YOU GOING? Late dinners and later breakfasts.
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Sneaky, slimy, scrumptious snails…. | come to jhb they said
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Come to jhb they said. It would be fun they said…. What is this all about? Sneaky, slimy, scrumptious snails…. Ok so perhaps life doesn’t seem that bad? Lets see now…I’ve ranted about the traffic, about the super unfriendly natives. Hmmmm…. what to does the smelly JHB air further do to grate my carrot? Either way, things do not seem that bad. Tell me you don’t, and you’re an outright communist. A Letter I Wrote To Myself About Getting Fat. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your...
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Where the hell have you been? | come to jhb they said
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Come to jhb they said. It would be fun they said…. What is this all about? Where the hell have you been? MY MY MY…. It has been a while hasn’t it? What have I been up to you may or may not be wondering? Loss of internet connection? Two month cryogenic freezing volunteer? Well, hardly anything as exciting but there have been exciting developments off late. Well, now that I am almost unemployed, I was a fixed term contractor, so you know, what am I to do? Go to Greece, duh. What were you thinking? Enter yo...
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Vroom Vroom | come to jhb they said
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Come to jhb they said. It would be fun they said…. What is this all about? Goodness gracious great skidding car tyres. I am almost certain that I am not the only person who ever lived in the universe who has experienced car trouble, however, if you are the chosen one and you are still a demented-car-virgin,allow me to pop your cherry real quick. I am going to take this opportunity to share my observations (perceptions? Secondly, the amount of face-melting glares I received have definitely hit an all time...
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Stay Resilient – McFliptables
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Flipping tables, Rambling rants, enjoy with coffee or tea. July 16, 2015. July 16, 2015. Everybody goes through rough times. Presently, I don’t have the funds to attend college. I’ve been rejected from every job interview, and I have not been considered for a scholarship since my senior year in High School. But you know what? IT I don’t want to be maimed from life. I don’t want to be. Can’t go to college? Take the time to learn a language. This is the age of the Internet; use it to your advantage. When p...
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Ramblings: To be Judged – McFliptables
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Flipping tables, Rambling rants, enjoy with coffee or tea. Ramblings: To be Judged. July 20, 2015. On my free time I do a lot of things. I read, I write, and I think WAY too much…Then I retreat to the world of funny cat pictures and laugh waaaaaaaay too hard. I am currently reading up on controversial animated films and it amazes me how literal these complaints are. SHE’S TOO SEXY. WHAT AN AWFUL PORTRAYAL OF (insert subject of your choosing). ADULTS judged a 12 YEAR OLD for reading a book. I took the dra...