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Soylent Green is Shatner
http://www.lunchnaked.com/nokilli/shatner.html
Shatner vs. Heston. Written by Jerm Jerm Binks. Said "damned" and "ape" in the same sentence. Of the NRA, baby. Tough enough to survive the plague and a helicopter crash simultaneously. Didn't star in Generations. Omega Man - armageddon flick where he's kills zombies with a Smith and Wesson subgun. Soylent Green is people! Played a cop named Hooker. Enduring legacy of spoofs testafying to his greatness. Let Joan Collins die. Possible killed more people than Barnaby "From the Hip" Jones.
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No Kill I - The Next Generation
http://www.lunchnaked.com/nokilli/nki-tng.html
This, basically, was the best band ever. NKI:TNG's only mission was to open for No Kill I on their. Last show (supposedly last show). We trained for a month on new tools of destruction (saxamaphone and more). All members (except the Captain who was always atleast an hour late if he showed up) designed their own battle. Costumes and facial hair. Ber One.b ass. Rf t he Kl. Here's another NKI: TNG page. Have the bridge number one. Ta is a n android. No Kill I: the. Cardasian, get off my turf.
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The No Kill I - Sacramento Star Trek Punk Rock Band- www.nokilli.com
http://www.lunchnaked.com/nokilli/songs_mp3.htm
Mp3s of our crap. Recorded live to 2 track way back in 1994, I think. At the wonderful Enharmonic Studios. Bonk Bonk on the head. No Kill I Theme song. Starfleet Up My Butt. Uhura (a love song). We joined Creative Content. It basically says feel free to use our songs as long as you're not a Ferengi about it. You can use it, transmit it, play with it, abuse it, remix it and do what you want as long as you're not making money off them. As an example, the stuff that ChurchHatesTucker.
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No Kill I - Live shows
http://punkipedia.com/nokilli/shows.html
The No Kill I on the Battlefield: Business As Usual. Log Report. Show stories. Upcoming Shows: were here, but should be here. April 14, 2004 - Trekkies 2 Premiere. Nov 1, 2003 - Distillery. July 26, 2003 - Capitol Garage. Filmed for Trekkies 2. December 17, 1998. Show at the Press Club with The Pretty Girls and probably some other bands too. Reunion Show - Old Ironsides - Sacramento - Friday, March 27, 1998. With: Dekes of Hazard, the Skirts, the Troublemakers. The best No Kill I show ever. 1 No Kill I.
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The No Kill I - Sacramento Star Trek Punk Rock Band- www.nokilli.com
http://www.roadandrage.com/nokilli/songs_mp3.htm
Mp3s of our crap. Recorded live to 2 track way back in 1994, I think. At the wonderful Enharmonic Studios. Bonk Bonk on the head. No Kill I Theme song. Starfleet Up My Butt. Uhura (a love song). We joined Creative Content. It basically says feel free to use our songs as long as you're not a Ferengi about it. You can use it, transmit it, play with it, abuse it, remix it and do what you want as long as you're not making money off them. As an example, the stuff that ChurchHatesTucker.
roadandrage.com
No Kill I - The Next Generation
http://www.roadandrage.com/nokilli/nki-tng.html
This, basically, was the best band ever. NKI:TNG's only mission was to open for No Kill I on their. Last show (supposedly last show). We trained for a month on new tools of destruction (saxamaphone and more). All members (except the Captain who was always atleast an hour late if he showed up) designed their own battle. Costumes and facial hair. Ber One.b ass. Rf t he Kl. Here's another NKI: TNG page. Have the bridge number one. Ta is a n android. No Kill I: the. Cardasian, get off my turf.
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Before Star Fleet --> No Kill I! Star Trek Punk Rock Band
http://www.roadandrage.com/nokilli/history.html
Before there was a Star Fleet, there was No Kill I. By The Gorn, Cap'n Kirk and a case of Schlitz. The Mugatu outside of The Loft drunkenly riding his motorcycle on way to a show. Picture by Devon from Old Man Homo. The First Voyage was at the Cattle Club with the great Elmer and some dumb-ass chain-wallet band. We sucked like a Regulan Bloodworm, and we didn't quite have uniforms yet. But you know, we're still the best. We grew up and got uniforms. And played more and more shows. Then we played ...Some ...
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Sing Along With The No Kill I
http://punkipedia.com/nokilli/songs.html
The No Kill I. By Ensign Baron von Grizman). Fucking with the Federation. A battle is born. Taken from our ships. Our savage nature calls. Human pitted against Gorn. Who's got the bigger balls? So we fight in an arena. Amuse some fucking gods. But this is Captain Kirk. Not some fucking dog. Gorn coming for me. Like some fucking snail. If I should fail. How 'bout a little chemistry. Diamonds down the shoot. Blow him a new hole! Hissing like a Sleastack. The lizard king is torn. Toot my fucking horn! Will ...
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No Kill I - The Next Generation
http://punkipedia.com/nokilli/nki-tng.html
This, basically, was the best band ever. NKI:TNG's only mission was to open for No Kill I on their. Last show (supposedly last show). We trained for a month on new tools of destruction (saxamaphone and more). All members (except the Captain who was always atleast an hour late if he showed up) designed their own battle. Costumes and facial hair. Ber One.b ass. Rf t he Kl. Here's another NKI: TNG page. Have the bridge number one. Ta is a n android. No Kill I: the. Cardasian, get off my turf.
