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The Average Ditz: April 2005
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Friday, April 29, 2005. When trying to make a slushie in the blender and the blades get stuck and stop blending,. Posted by Rae @ 8:23 PM. Saturday, April 23, 2005. An average conversation between me and my little bro. Hey J what's up? The clouds and the sky and the mountains. Hhmm There aren't any clouds out right now. Then just the sky and the mountains! How bout you sing me a song? I know lots lovely songs! Then how bout you sing me one? I don't feel like it. Sing me the pine cone song! The plate migh...
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The Average Ditz: July 2005
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Friday, July 22, 2005. Ok, so bad days DO happen. Maybe I'm not maturing as much as I thought I was. Or maybe all my ditzy/clumsy/stupidness was just saving itself up for today. Thats probably it. I was just going through life so gracefully somthing (or should I say some. HAD to happen.So anyways. today at work I was a bit tired (I'll blame it on my lack of sleep) and I. oh shoot, I gotta go! I'm leaving this weekend and we're running late, so I guess your just gonna have to wait awhile! I am a 24 year o...
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The Average Ditz: November 2005
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005. You should get one of these to count down the confrence! There pretty cool, uh? Posted by Rae @ 9:11 PM. Sunday, November 20, 2005. Tonight, when we got home from visiting my grandparents, it was pretty dark, and cold. As I hopped out of the car I glanced up. After that first glance my eyes were hooked! Is there anything else that I could lay back and look at all night and not get tired, simply because if I fall asleep I wouldn't be able to watch it anymore? I am a 24 year old...
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The Average Ditz: December 2005
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Friday, December 23, 2005. I am here to present to you, the one, the ONLY (drum roll please. ddrrrrruuummmm, drum, drruumm, thank you). The magnificent, most wonderus, (next to me, of caurse). Player of all the Schoolland Family! My little BIG brother DANDAMAN. To view his blog, simply click on " my little BIG brother DANDAMAN. Thank you and enjoy! Posted by Rae @ 6:42 PM. Thursday, December 22, 2005. THis BLOG IS coOl. I SAid SO! I was going to POST something COOL. But I forget what it WAS. I am a 24 ye...
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The Average Ditz: March 2005
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Thursday, March 31, 2005. I have decided to make this blog a happy blog, a blog that will make people laugh. So, in the near future I will posting some funny little posts. I would like to post true, funny stuff that has happened to real people, (hehe, this is going to be so much fun! Of course, if I come across some extremely funny joke or story, I may put it up here. Posted by Rae @ 10:55 AM. Thursday, March 24, 2005. How Embarrassing: Take 2. If you haven't read. I still can't remember why I did that!
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The Average Ditz: October 2005
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Saturday, October 22, 2005. Once upon a time I had a little kitty. I loved little kittens! They are SO cute and cuddly. And this one was extra special. I'm not sure why,but it just was. So I decided to give it an extra special name. Charlotte. But I can't stop there! Posted by Rae @ 6:40 PM. I want a LOVE that is not JUST the HOT SAUCE, but the WHHHOOOOLE ENCHILADA! View my complete profile. Brandina the Blond ;). Alberto, Brandina's boyfriend, whom I haven't met yet, but better be cool!
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The Average Ditz: August 2005
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005. My tummy is starting to feel funny. A bad funny, not a good one. But that is most likely because all I've had to eat today is doughnuts. Such a healthy start to a busy day! A note to those that love doughnuts: they don't make a good breakfest. Especialy if you have to go to work that day. You will be starving by 8:00 (considering that you ate at 6:30) then, since you are busy you will simply grab another doughnut, and by 11:30 your tummy will hurt. So eat an apple! A giant piece...
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The Average Ditz: September 2005
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Friday, September 23, 2005. If you ever happen to be harvesting grapes with really sharp scissor things, ALWAYS keep your eyes on your hands. NEVER LOOK AWAY! If you do you. Cut the tip of you finger off while your not looking. Even though it might just be the very tip of your finger, and it might not hurt that bad, it will bleed forever. So if you are harvesting grapes, and you can't stomach blood, and you are using sharp scissor thingys, please, just watch your fingers. ok? Posted by Rae @ 9:00 AM.
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The Average Ditz: June 2005
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Friday, June 17, 2005. I got my license! Some of you might have known that already though. My first thoughts when I get my license? I am NEVER going to lock the keys in the car. never.". It started out has a fine sunny day, the first in quite a long time! Luckly I am only about 5min drive away from home and we have a extra set of keys. So I walk over to the diner that is down the highway (I HATE walking on highways and will forever more! Oh well. I guess I'm just bound to be a screw up.lol :). Fat Girl h...
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The Average Ditz: May 2005
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Sunday, May 22, 2005. Well, I guess I should get on with the continuation of my story. Please read the post below before reading this one. As Fat Girl is falling through the air she opens her pudgy mouth and lets out a fear filled scream. ". And I'm sure your wondering the same thing, why do you think it is taking her so long? Posted by Rae @ 9:10 AM. Saturday, May 07, 2005. Once Upon a Time. Does she find her inner strength and use her fat to fly? Stay tuned. and find out soon. Posted by Rae @ 10:07 AM.
