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.......Matt's .....Vanilla ...World.: To Really Kill a Mocking Bird

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Matt's .Vanilla .World. Thursday, May 13, 2010. To Really Kill a Mocking Bird. Upon arriving home from school, I would change from my white polo shirt and khaki pants into some number clad, brightly colored jersey and the next two hours were spent in the front yard in the heroic sports world of an underdeveloped kid with little coordination and a lot of imagination. And then there was the BB gun…. While most men in Oklahoma shot birds, my dad looked at them. He was a bird watcher. After so many lessons, ...

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.......Matt's .....Vanilla ...World.: Cat Dude

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Matt's .Vanilla .World. Wednesday, February 17, 2010. First of all, if you are a "dude" and you own a cat, use the word "dude" a lot. Dudes use the word "dude.". Howard is a brown tabby cat with a white chest and grey and brown stripes. When describing him in public, however, there are only two words. Fat Ass. Why do I describe him this way? At this point, all I can do is go to the fridge, get my guest a beer, go to the medicine cabinet and grab them an allergy pill and hope for the best. You could claim...

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.......Matt's .....Vanilla ...World.: It's Monday.....: Matt's Guide to Tweets and Status Updates

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Matt's .Vanilla .World. Tuesday, January 19, 2010. It's Monday.: Matt's Guide to Tweets and Status Updates. Here is the worst status update ever. Secondly it is vague. It's Monday without anything beyond it falls into the same category as the absurd posts where people simply type the word "is." It's Monday and what? Is this something you didn't realize until you looked at your calendar? Here are a few other do's and don'ts of the update world. Cutting loose and late night drunken pictures are one of life...

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.......Matt's .....Vanilla ...World.: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride

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Matt's .Vanilla .World. Tuesday, April 20, 2010. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride. He had been awake for 35 hours. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride. View my complete profile. Payne Full Living @ Washington Times.

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.......Matt's .....Vanilla ...World.: Death and Disney: An Alternate Perspective

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Matt's .Vanilla .World. Monday, March 8, 2010. Death and Disney: An Alternate Perspective. Today I went to Disneyland and it was terrifying! First, I went on a boat ride through the jungle. The elephants were really cool, but it got a little weird towards the end. Some native had used a magic powder to shrink a guy's head and then he chopped it off and was trying to convince me to buy it. Exhausted from all of this death, it was time to leave. On my way out where a giant rodent tried to give me a hug...

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.......Matt's .....Vanilla ...World.: April 2010

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Matt's .Vanilla .World. Tuesday, April 20, 2010. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride. He had been awake for 35 hours. Thursday, April 8, 2010. While I hated being back amongst judgmental piers, the good news was that at least when it came to tennis, I could hold my own, though it didn't allow me any social graces. A strong serve doesn't put hair on your arms and a good forearm doesn't mean make you appealing to the opposite sex. Basically I was back to feeling like shit about myself.

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.......Matt's .....Vanilla ...World.: March 2010

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Matt's .Vanilla .World. Monday, March 8, 2010. Death and Disney: An Alternate Perspective. Today I went to Disneyland and it was terrifying! First, I went on a boat ride through the jungle. The elephants were really cool, but it got a little weird towards the end. Some native had used a magic powder to shrink a guy's head and then he chopped it off and was trying to convince me to buy it. Exhausted from all of this death, it was time to leave. On my way out where a giant rodent tried to give me a hug...

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.......Matt's .....Vanilla ...World.: February 2010

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Matt's .Vanilla .World. Wednesday, February 17, 2010. First of all, if you are a "dude" and you own a cat, use the word "dude" a lot. Dudes use the word "dude.". Howard is a brown tabby cat with a white chest and grey and brown stripes. When describing him in public, however, there are only two words. Fat Ass. Why do I describe him this way? At this point, all I can do is go to the fridge, get my guest a beer, go to the medicine cabinet and grab them an allergy pill and hope for the best.

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.......Matt's .....Vanilla ...World.: November 2009

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Matt's .Vanilla .World. Wednesday, November 25, 2009. Friday, November 20, 2009. One evening on our porch in Northern Michigan, my father suggested that the two of us take a day trip to the Sturgeon River. A river made famous by Hemingway and his character Nick Adams for its multitudes of rainbow and brown trout. After the multiple fishless trips to the Maple River, a river with an abundance of fish was a welcome relief. 8220;That was it! 8220;Are you sure? 8221; he asked. 8221; I lied. We can find it!