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Candid Candy: How to Negotiate a Public Restroom

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Friday, February 27, 2009. How to Negotiate a Public Restroom. In my experience, public restrooms were not designed with a woman in mind. First of all, they are generally about as clean as the underside of a sweaty elephant who has been rolling around in the mud to stay cool. Secondly, and particularly in women’s bathrooms, the person who utilized the facility immediately before you has deposited at least one perfectly placed pubic hair and more than a few droplets of urine on the actual toilet seat.

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Candid Candy: How to Prepare for Childbirth ... an Epistolary Caveat

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Friday, February 27, 2009. How to Prepare for Childbirth . an Epistolary Caveat. A dear friend of mine wrote this while in the midst of her OB rotation. Some of you may find it helpful in the future while others of you will feel slighted for not being privy to this information prior to your own experiences. Although being a student for 2 1/2 weeks in OB rotation does not make. Me any sort of expert on the subject I have learned a lot about what I. Would NOT like and I thought I would share. 3 Shave. ...

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Candid Candy: Things to do in an Elevator

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Friday, February 27, 2009. Things to do in an Elevator. Next time you step into an elevator, try something new. Push every single button for every single floor. When the elevator starts moving, wrap your arms around the waist of another passenger and say "Hold me. I'm scared.". Lie down. If the elevator is especially crowded, ask people to move. Then lie down. Put your hands in someone else's pockets. Then say, "Oh, excuse me. I thought those were mine.". Belch Loudly. Observe. Fart Quietly. Observe.

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How to...: February 2007

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This is a women's survival guide. Read about "how to" get through the most awkward situations, or handle yourself on a daily basis. Thursday, February 22, 2007. The precarious and exciting world of online dating. You have to be a smart cookie to pull this off. We all know there are many popular dating sites like eHarmony and Match. What we don't know is who their members are. For the smart dater who doesn't want to waste her time, here are a few tips:. 6- Put pictures of yourself doing the things you lik...

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How to...: Driving etiquette

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This is a women's survival guide. Read about "how to" get through the most awkward situations, or handle yourself on a daily basis. Wednesday, May 09, 2007. How about I talk about a funny experience I had not too long ago while in NYC? So I try to be nice (Hey I cried in "The Notebook", and actually have a soft spot for old people) but she kept on saying the same thing. So I finally lost it and said, "SHUT UP! No one is listening to you! Posted by The Doctor. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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How to...: Don't wind up in the po'house

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This is a women's survival guide. Read about "how to" get through the most awkward situations, or handle yourself on a daily basis. Thursday, May 10, 2007. Don't wind up in the po'house. So this year, I have made a highly political and controversial decision to not buy Mother's day gifts for anyone except MY mother. Seriously folks, this is out of control. So a how-to guide on saving money. Pay yourself first! Do not get "guilted" into buying gifts for people. What if you never get married? Well, this wi...

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How to...: How to: Work it on Spring Break

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This is a women's survival guide. Read about "how to" get through the most awkward situations, or handle yourself on a daily basis. Tuesday, March 13, 2007. How to: Work it. That time of year in a co-ed's life when new spring wardrobes are unveiled, tequila is chugged, and trying to look "hot" to the opposite sex becomes the way of life. Below I'll list a couple of Do's and Don'ts. When it comes to. Be have on Spring Break. Act a' fool. But not too much a' fool. Get a bikini wax. Go home with a stranger.

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How to...: How to unwind

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This is a women's survival guide. Read about "how to" get through the most awkward situations, or handle yourself on a daily basis. Tuesday, March 20, 2007. If you are anything like the contributors to this site, this is your day:. 1 Meditating - It is a great way to center yourself, focus, and breathe easier. 2 Walking - Releases tension and allows you to familiarize yourself with your surroundings. 5 Vacation - If you can afford this AND you have the time, it is highly recommended. 10 Driving - I love ...

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How to...: Holding your own in a poker tourney

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This is a women's survival guide. Read about "how to" get through the most awkward situations, or handle yourself on a daily basis. Monday, May 21, 2007. Holding your own in a poker tourney. Above: The coveted "royal flush". Playing poker can be very intimidating when they are a bunch of men sitting around you. You have to wonder, I know they think I am a lousy player, so you really want to show them you belong. You chug beer, swear like your plumber, and sit with your legs (gasp! Maybe you have a pair o...

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Candid Candy: February 2009

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Friday, February 27, 2009. How to Negotiate a Public Restroom. In my experience, public restrooms were not designed with a woman in mind. First of all, they are generally about as clean as the underside of a sweaty elephant who has been rolling around in the mud to stay cool. Secondly, and particularly in women’s bathrooms, the person who utilized the facility immediately before you has deposited at least one perfectly placed pubic hair and more than a few droplets of urine on the actual toilet seat.