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Ruminations for Procrastinators: Rules for Retail Shoppers from a Retail Employee
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Saturday, November 19, 2011. Rules for Retail Shoppers from a Retail Employee. While shopping this holiday season, please take pity on the poor under-paid sales people you encounter, such as myself. Here is a list of 10 helpful rules to observe at all times. 1 Shower regularly and observe good dental hygiene. Seriously, use mints if you have to. 2 Communicate like an adult. When we offer to help, try using English words in complete sentences. See Rule # 2. 6 You are not the only one in the store. The...
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Ruminations for Procrastinators: August 2006
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Thursday, August 17, 2006. How to Build Furniture: Episode Eight. Danny G. and Lara W. discuss the dangers of faulty furniture. This episode: Death by Furniture! How to Build Furniture: Episode Nine. Danny G. and Lara W. use their improvisational skill to make a desk. This episode: Furniture Building as Performance Art. How to Build Furniture: Episode Ten. How to Build Furniture: Episode Eleven. How to Build Furniture: Episode Twelve. How to Build Furniture: Episode Thirteen. Monday, August 14, 2006.
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Ruminations for Procrastinators: July 2006
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Wednesday, July 26, 2006. These are actual things people have said to me in conversation recently that sound pretty funny when taken out of context:. 1) Aw, I love old drunk people! 2) It looks alright, but it smells like corn. (Greg). 3) I'm looking at a goat with an extra leg growing out of its head. (my mother). Monday, July 24, 2006. Thursday, July 20, 2006. Check this the hell out:. Http:/ www.columbusalive.com/art/art.php? This guy likes me! He even listed me BEFORE Kristina Isabelle! They must be ...
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Marian Goes to Northern Ireland: January 2007
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Marian Goes to Northern Ireland. Sunday, January 28, 2007. Wearing Really Big Hats. This weekend I wore a huge hat. A hat that is normally worn by someone who is much more experienced and better at her job than I am. But I survived. Let me explain. So there I go, arranging things, checking things. The group arrives, we welcome them. They get their safety speech and they are told that they are to go to me if they have any problems! Right So there it was. I was officially in charge. No such luck. Could...
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Marian Goes to Northern Ireland: November 2006
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Marian Goes to Northern Ireland. Saturday, November 18, 2006. I have just found more fun pictures on a computer! These will give you an idea of what Corrymeela and Ballycastle look like. This is Coventry, and it is my home! No, it did not sink into the ground. It has always looked like this. Evidently this was 'cool' in the 70's! It appears that three pictures is my daily limit on blogger. I'll have to add more another day. Posted by Marian @ 11:50 AM. Links to this post. The last Irish post.
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Ruminations for Procrastinators: February 2013
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Wednesday, February 13, 2013. Why do people even write blogs? Blogs are just another one of the ways that people feel "deep" and "artistic" and special. It's another insult to another field. Just because you can click a couple of buttons and get your own free blog you think you're a goddamn writer. Just like people who can buy a point-and-shoot camera think they are suddenly great photographers and use a lot of black and white or sepia filters. YOU'RE NOT. STOP IT. Writing a blog then? My career is dead.
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Ruminations for Procrastinators: Hilarious Video
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007. Will Vs. Landlord. Watch it. Laugh. We could all use humor at a time like this. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There are 3 kinds of people in the world:. 1) Those who make things happen (2) Those who watch things happen (3) and those of us who wonder. "What the HELL just happened?
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Ruminations for Procrastinators: Therapy Through Art
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Monday, February 11, 2008. It is entirely possible. nay, probable.that I am some kind of closet sociopath with homicidal tendencies who just happens to use dance as an outlet for my violent rage and social disquietude. Thank God, or I'd probably be in prison! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There are 3 kinds of people in the world:. 1) Those who make things happen (2) Those who watch things happen (3) and those of us who wonder. "What the HELL just happened?
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Ruminations for Procrastinators: May 2006
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Monday, May 29, 2006. Limerick for Jacob R. There once was a drummer named Jake. With a thirst that nothing could slake. He tried beer and fine ale,. Tequila, Champ-ale,. But 'twas more than his body could take! Friday, May 26, 2006. There once was a girl with long hair. Who wished she had nary a care. Her papers weren't done,. Had video none,. Yet footage of tapping with flair. Thursday, May 25, 2006. Limerick for Greg M. A young physicist’s name was Gregorious;. He thought that the ballet was glorious!
