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Bitchin’ Browines and Bars. Mother Fuckin’ Cupcakes. Stuff That’s Shaped Like Shit. Put This Shit in Your Mouth: Vanilla Cake with Toasted Coconut Icing. This cake was made for one of my most fucktacular. Friends. She likes cats, desserts, bragging about going to the gym, complaining about Leg Day, and makes me noms, so I made her a birthday cake. If you want to be a good friend, you will make someone this cake too. Do it, don’t be an asshole. For the diabeetus cake:. 4 1/2 cups of flour, the vegan kind.
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Cookie Cluster Fuck | The Foul-Mouthed Baker
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Bitchin’ Browines and Bars. Mother Fuckin’ Cupcakes. Stuff That’s Shaped Like Shit. Archive Cookie Cluster Fuck. RSS feed for this section. Dicktacular Holiday Cock Cookies. Day my friends and family enjoyed festive Christmas Cock Cookies. I can’t do the same thing every year, but dicks are always in demand. Erect Your Own Cock Cookies. If you are a creative bitch, like me, you will ejaculate ideas on the paper. Check out Santa’s Oh face. Happy lil’ fuck sticks. I am so Jeebus-damned talented. You could ...
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Stuff That’s Shaped Like Shit | The Foul-Mouthed Baker
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Bitchin’ Browines and Bars. Mother Fuckin’ Cupcakes. Stuff That’s Shaped Like Shit. Archive Stuff That’s Shaped Like Shit. RSS feed for this section. Yes, Even Cake is Bigger and Fuckin’ Better in Texas. I’ve been back in the best country in the world this summer: Texas. I thought I should share a Tejas (Spanish for ‘Texas’, dumbass) cake I made for a friend, since my summer in Texas is almost at an end. Bigger and Fuckin’ Better Ingredients. A fuckton of white cake batter. Bake that fuckin’ shit. Take a...