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There's No Such Thing As Natural Beauty: Can I Get That In Writing?
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There's No Such Thing As Natural Beauty. Tuesday, October 12, 2010. Can I Get That In Writing? ME: Hey Mairen, you're old enough- you need to learn my phone number. It's 952-201-1. ME: Well, just in case. It's good to know me and Daddy's phone number, just in case. It's 952-20. MAIREN: Why, just in case? Just in case, what? ME: Well, if you get lost for example. If you know my number, then you know how to reach me. It's 95. MAIREN: What does lost mean? MAIREN: Why would I get lost? ME: Is that a promise?
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The Used Diaper Salesman*: October 2011
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The Used Diaper Salesman*. Wet Wipes Not Included. October 27, 2011. In Which I Forget My Own Birthday. In true sleep-deprived parent fashion, it appears I've forgotten my own birthday. Not my personal birthday, although that gets more tempting every year, but that of the Used Diaper Salesman. The Salesman turned one year old a couple of weeks ago, and to celebrate I picked up a cake that I thought would fit the occasion nicely. 5 Don't forget to celebrate "Stick a Pen Up Your Nose" Day. October 20, 2011.
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The Used Diaper Salesman*: *Complaints and Suggestions
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The Used Diaper Salesman*. Wet Wipes Not Included. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Allow myself to introduce.myself. View my complete profile. Cool Stuff and Great Resources. Previous adventures of The Used Diaper Salesman. Cold Sweats, Drill Bits, and Other Tales of Romanc. Why, I like you too! Find us on Facebook. Used Diapers in your inbox! Enter your email address:. There was an error in this gadget. POSSIBLY IRRITATING ESSAY: Gateway Reading – Getting New People into Science Fiction and Fantasy.
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The Used Diaper Salesman*: February 2012
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The Used Diaper Salesman*. Wet Wipes Not Included. February 14, 2012. Cold Sweats, Drill Bits, and Other Tales of Romance. Little-known Valentine's Day facts:. Most historians believe that St. Valentine was never a patron of lovers. The first reference to Valentine's Day as a tradition was found in the fictional context of Geoffrey Chaucer's Parliament of Foules. Translated from the Old English, that's "Fools". Irony is fun. 47 percent of men in a committed relationship say they dread Valentine's Day.
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The Used Diaper Salesman*: An Anatomy Lesson
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The Used Diaper Salesman*. Wet Wipes Not Included. February 3, 2011. We're curious by nature, we humans. As babies, we discover things by chomping on them and seeing how much drool we can coat them with. It's a great method of exploration, really. It teaches us about textures, hard vs. soft, and which things stand up well to the chew test. A teething ring is A-OK. The cat's tail, not so much. Ellie (after openly studying baby Riley for a little while): Daddy, my have a penis! Yes, a virus. For some reaso...
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The Used Diaper Salesman*: December 2011
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The Used Diaper Salesman*. Wet Wipes Not Included. December 7, 2011. Thanks. I love you. Did I mention that she's very, VERY beautiful? Yep, that's my wife. And who doesn't have a little dirty laundry? I've never put much stock in the idea that I should put up a facade of perfection. The perfect marriage, family, and friendship do not, in fact, exist. I think that anyone who pretends they have it all figured out is in for a nasty surprise at some point. Why not just be honest? Don't get me wrong. "Ev...
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The Used Diaper Salesman*: Cold Sweats, Drill Bits, and Other Tales of Romance.
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The Used Diaper Salesman*. Wet Wipes Not Included. February 14, 2012. Cold Sweats, Drill Bits, and Other Tales of Romance. Little-known Valentine's Day facts:. Most historians believe that St. Valentine was never a patron of lovers. The first reference to Valentine's Day as a tradition was found in the fictional context of Geoffrey Chaucer's Parliament of Foules. Translated from the Old English, that's "Fools". Irony is fun. 47 percent of men in a committed relationship say they dread Valentine's Day.
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The Used Diaper Salesman*: Toddler Swearing
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The Used Diaper Salesman*. Wet Wipes Not Included. November 3, 2010. For those of you who haven't met her, I'd like to introduce my daughter Ellie. Ellie has big blue eyes, bouncy blonde curls, and a bubbly belly laugh. If you ask her how old she is, she'll tell you, "My two." She loves each of her 27 dollies, sucks her right thumb, and likes Dum-Dums lollipops more than almost anything in the world. When I get home from work, she runs to me and yells, "DADDY, mup! Well, you better believe it, Sucka-Pucka.
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The Used Diaper Salesman*: The Way You Look Tonight
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The Used Diaper Salesman*. Wet Wipes Not Included. July 19, 2011. The Way You Look Tonight. For me, Sinatra's greatest contribution to the world was a single song that he didn't even write. "The Way You Look Tonight" was originally performed by Fred Astaire as "Lucky" Garnett in the film Swing Time. Equally cliche is the ever-popular bible passage from 1 Corinthians 13 which is read at so many weddings, the one that goes "Love is patient, love is kind." Ever tried to actually live that out? But that's no...
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