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Poems About Farting
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With song parodies by Smell Silverstein. Monday, July 2, 2012. My asshole is really expressive. The farts I release are excessive. When my gases all frolic. My butt becomes Pollock. And the stains in my shorts are impressive. Posted by Toots McAnus. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). By Toots McAnus and Smell Silverstein. New poems every Monday. Toots has been farting for quite a few years. And the passion he has for it grows. Though his farts are the cause of millions of tears.
Poems About Farting
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With song parodies by Smell Silverstein. Monday, July 9, 2012. I’ll always decide. To eat beans refried. I put ‘em away by the pound. I just sit back and wait. For that beautiful sputtery sound. If I bend over just right. And use just enough might. I propel myself right off the ground. Posted by Toots McAnus. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). By Toots McAnus and Smell Silverstein. New poems every Monday. Toots has been farting for quite a few years. And the passion he has for it grows.
Poems About Farting: April 2012
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With song parodies by Smell Silverstein. Monday, April 30, 2012. There once was a man named McAnus. Whose farts were both vile and heinous. But when he let one fly. We couldn't really deny. That his asshole sure did entertain us. Posted by Toots McAnus. Monday, April 23, 2012. I’ve had to fart real bad for a while. I know it ain’t pretty, but hell, it’s my style. I know that they're gross and some say that I’m vile. But when I choose to let one go, it causes me to smile. Posted by Toots McAnus. I sit dow...
Poems About Farting: May 2011
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With song parodies by Smell Silverstein. Tuesday, May 31, 2011. Standing in front of the elevator door. A few people get on, and then a few more. I'm gonna release a smell they'll abhor. That can best be described as olfactory gore. It's gonna go down as we pass the third floor. I'll fart really loud then get off on four. Posted by Toots McAnus. Saturday, May 28, 2011. I love when you fart, I think it's just great. It's what I think of when I masturbate. Many will try but they can't duplicate. And if you...
Poems About Farting: March 2012
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With song parodies by Smell Silverstein. Monday, March 26, 2012. I ordered some egg rolls and a large crab rangoon. I can't wait for the dumplings that should be here real soon. I eat Chinese food whenever I can. Cause I love when my farts smell like moo goo gai pan. Posted by Toots McAnus. Monday, March 19, 2012. My farting is really intense. The smells I release are immense. I know that it's gross. But when people draw close. My gas is my only defense. Posted by Toots McAnus. Monday, March 12, 2012.
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With song parodies by Smell Silverstein. Monday, July 16, 2012. To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen). Is this my rectum? Smells like a sewer. No escape from my anal glands. Look into my eyes. Butter up my thighs and flee. I'm just a fat ass. I need no broccoli. Because I fart real fast. This is how my wind blows deadly fecal splatters from me. Mama, just killed a man. Pressed my ass against his head. Then I farted, now he's dead. Mama, I had just had lunch. And then I went and farted in his face.
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