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The Noodle P: May 2006
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Friday, May 19, 2006. Why is this even a MSNBC poll? Posted by NoodleP @ 8:20 AM. I can not wait for the week to be over. I feel like Dorthy in the Wizard of Oz clicking her heals "There's no day like Friday! There's no day like Friday! There's no day like Friday! Tomorrow is the Preakness and I am way excited about that because we got our old seats back! Which means no sunburn and I can drink this year! BTW - if anyone wants any bets placed they have to get $ to me tonight with their bet.). If you yelle...
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The Noodle P: June 2006
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006. Never under estimate the power of a snow shovel. And a woman who knows how to use it. So the water sagas continue. Our new, very expensive, very deep, steel lined well was hit by lightening, which fried the well pump controller. FABULOUS NO WATER. The well company was out the next day to replace the controler - VOILA! For 3 hours I used the snow shovel to get the GD F-ing H2O out of the garage. Which BTW - is still wet! Posted by NoodleP @ 9:38 PM. Friday, June 16, 2006. Salespers...
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The Noodle P: July 2006
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Friday, July 14, 2006. D-ba-d-ba-d that's all folks. Ever feel like your life is a Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon. Where the surreal and impossible actually become the reality and the possible. Or maybe that you in fact a Looney Tunes character. Like Daffy Duck, the protesting victim; Maybe Porky Pig with the "I will over come" attitude; Elmer Fudd who is not the sharpest tool in the toolbox; Wiley Coyote who is always getting outsmarted by dumb luck. Posted by NoodleP @ 1:29 PM. Jokes and funny pics.
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The Noodle P: April 2006
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Friday, April 21, 2006. St Peter at the Pearly Gates. A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the. Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are. St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on. Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.". Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that? That's Nelson Mandela's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie.". Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. Huban...
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The Noodle P: August 2006
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006. How I spent my summer vacation. AHHH - nothing like a little vacation to recharge the batteries. 5 days of not having to answer emails, talk on the phone, take care of little things, no conference to worry about, just solitude. Deep breath with me people - I have not had any substantial time off since last October and I am about fried. Then you know what I am talking about. I did not go anywhere cool and drink Margaritas by the pool, but I did have fun! God I hate baseball!
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The Noodle P: November 2005
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005. Jeff and I closed on our house today! And all went smoothly! Off to clean and wash and wash and clean.And get the dog used to the new house. She is a mess. Posted by NoodleP @ 1:29 PM. Tuesday, November 29, 2005. The things you learn on the loading dock. I work with some great characters and today was a very enlightening day. 1 In Thailand basket women really do exist. 3 Helicopter has a whole new meaning. 6 There are butterflies that are poisonous. He kicks ass in raquetball.
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The Noodle P: March 2006
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006. It may have taken me two hours, I may have lost blood, and I may have dug up a good part of the lawn but darn it all those pricker bushes are ripped out. And just to be sure - I am getting Round Up! Posted by NoodleP @ 2:27 PM. Sunday, March 26, 2006. Oh yes and we went to a dinner at the local fire hall and watched people county line dance. There were two songs that played through my head this weekend. Redneck Woman and Dueling Banjos. what does the mean? Monday, March 20, 2006.
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The Noodle P: December 2005
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005. To help you get through the holidays. Http:/ www.jibjab.com/Movies/ClickThrough.aspx? Posted by NoodleP @ 1:49 PM. Wednesday, December 14, 2005. We will call one Rudolph and the other Twiggy! Off he would go and hang his bird feeder. He would wait for the squirrels and laugh when they would fall off of his bird feeders. It really was an obsession for him. Ever seen Caddyshack? Yeah - you got the picture. This afternoon I got the first laugh I have had in days. All day Friday...
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The Noodle P: February 2006
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Friday, February 24, 2006. Just call me Pepe. So today is my Rolling Rock birthday - the big 33. I woke up on the right side of the bed, the coffee maker did it's job and my coffe was ready. It was a good morning and all was going well. Then it hit me - that oh so wonderful smell of skunk. I could have died - no wonder all these people were moving away from me - I smelled like a skunk. How could I have missed that one! I will forever be known as the girl on the metro the smelled like a skunk! If you know...
