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Cerebral Regurgitation: Dad is done with Mom and me.
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From a little viking girl with a passion for otters, toast, fantasy, and hockey, and an incommodious amygdala. Thursday, April 9, 2015. Dad is done with Mom and me. Mom: ".John, I can get this new phone for *such-and-such* dollars.". Kimberly: "Wanna get me a new wardrobe for *such-and-such* dollars-? Mom: "What about the. the Mrortrorala.". Kimberly: ".Did you just try and say Motorolla? Mom: ". Yes.". Labels: Cant stop laughing. Final exams should go away. Supposed to be doing homework. See my dark arc...
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Cerebral Regurgitation: Because I'm rude and elitist and sick of the internet.
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From a little viking girl with a passion for otters, toast, fantasy, and hockey, and an incommodious amygdala. Friday, February 27, 2015. Because I'm rude and elitist and sick of the internet. I also have a giant research paper due on Sunday that I'm only two pages into and I'm leaving for SLC for the weekend so I'll barely have time to focus on it and also my period is due any day now so I kind of have the urge to stab everything within reach maybe. Idk.). Lastly, if you're seeing variations at differen...
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Cerebral Regurgitation: The Characters
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From a little viking girl with a passion for otters, toast, fantasy, and hockey, and an incommodious amygdala. Kimi, for short. I'm 87% passive aggressive and 13% just plain aggressive. And 100% tired. Absolutely nobody loves otters more than I do. The Pittsburgh Penguins are my team. I'm a baby grizzly bear living in the hottest (record-breaking) place on the planet. I just kind of like food and hockey and Dragonball Z and food,. This is my Dad. The Colonel, for short. The Godfather, for accuracy. He ha...
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Cerebral Regurgitation: Gygi's.
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From a little viking girl with a passion for otters, toast, fantasy, and hockey, and an incommodious amygdala. Thursday, February 5, 2015. I had to go to Gygi's today for my dad to buy some more melting chocolate and cinnamon bears for 'enrobing' AKA making chocolate-covered cinnamon bears and chocolate peanut clusters and what have you. Called to make sure I was on the right track with The Burb. Kimberly: "Hi Papa, I'm at Gygi's - do you want the 2.5 lb bag or the 5 lb bag? Dad: "The big one.". ReadKnow...
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Cerebral Regurgitation: YEAR OF THE RAM.
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From a little viking girl with a passion for otters, toast, fantasy, and hockey, and an incommodious amygdala. Wednesday, February 11, 2015. YEAR OF THE RAM. Since it's the Chinese New Year (OF THE RAM)(WHICH IS ME)(1991 BABY), we went to the Venetian to see the display that they put up every year with the respective animal that correlates with that year. Once we got home and were talking about who in our family was what animals that night, we got talking on the jargon and names of the animals. To every ...
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Cerebral Regurgitation: Oops lol.
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From a little viking girl with a passion for otters, toast, fantasy, and hockey, and an incommodious amygdala. Wednesday, February 4, 2015. So this place is as dead as a doorknob (a phrase I have never in my life understood and also don't understand why I still use it), but hopefully it'll spark back up again once I'm back bunking with The Boss and Her Colonel. That's right, I'm going to live in P'rump for awhile, it's official. Yeah, I'm super excited about it, guys. Also, selective packing sucks. I...
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Cerebral Regurgitation: Annual video post.
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From a little viking girl with a passion for otters, toast, fantasy, and hockey, and an incommodious amygdala. Sunday, November 30, 2014. I thought this was fitting considering the weather was supposed to be rainy and snowing lately and it's barely done anything. Labels: Cant stop laughing. The holidays have arrived. You are required to watch this video. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What we do in life, e. General Maximus Decimus Meridius,. Look at my favorite blogs! My 100% Handmade Closet. Most o...
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Cerebral Regurgitation: Officially November.
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From a little viking girl with a passion for otters, toast, fantasy, and hockey, and an incommodious amygdala. Saturday, November 1, 2014. So that means Christmas shopping obviously. Time for my annual run-down of what I want in case anyone decides to get me something. An XboxONE. (It's only like 400 bucks it's fine.). Aaaaaaand that's pretty much it. Labels: The holidays have arrived. The weather is divine. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What we do in life, e. General Maximus Decimus Meridius,.
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Cerebral Regurgitation: Wow, okay?
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From a little viking girl with a passion for otters, toast, fantasy, and hockey, and an incommodious amygdala. Tuesday, February 17, 2015. Kimberly: "Hey can I lock you guys up into your room Thursday night? Mom: *not even paying attention* "Sure we can watch something back there Thursday night.". I'm sorry, what? Kimberly: "The Season 3 premiere of Vikings is on.". Dad: "Alright, what's the problem with that? Dad: "Don't suck the joy out of life like unto a weasel with an egg.". Labels: A bit peeved.
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Cerebral Regurgitation: Dad in a car for ANTS!?
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From a little viking girl with a passion for otters, toast, fantasy, and hockey, and an incommodious amygdala. Sunday, February 8, 2015. Dad in a car for ANTS! Much to my great pleasure, I think my dad has vastly outgrown my baby truck Leeroy. Because when I had to take him to his hotel tonight, it took him a good 10 seconds to squeeze in. You okay there, Pilgrim? Dad: "Yuuuuuu-*hits knee on the dashboard*-uuuup.". Dad: "Good gRIEF, KIMBERLY.". He's a small truck, give him a break.". YOU ASKED FOR THIS.