slayerplacemat.blogspot.com
Slayer Placemat
http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2011_09_01_archive.html
Slayer Placemat: September 2011. Wednesday, September 21, 2011. When it came time for pops to buy a meat grinder due to dissatisfaction with standard store bought ground beef - he went for the top shelf. The Turbo shelf. The same shelf that now holds his Ferarri wine bottler as well as the STX TURBOFORCE. Posted by Ack Ack Ack. Monday, September 19, 2011. So another year goes by. I received a sweet 1st Ed. copy of At The Mountains Of Madness. Oh, I breathed it in. Yum. Posted by Ack Ack Ack. Or maybe it ...
slayerplacemat.blogspot.com
Slayer Placemat
http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2011/07/do-they-have-uncf-in-china.html
Slayer Placemat: DO THEY HAVE A UNCF IN CHINA? Sunday, July 10, 2011. DO THEY HAVE A UNCF IN CHINA? This ironical Space Shuttle ladden sidebar ad was flashing on the side of one of my crummy email accounts. I guess kids have to adjust the whole "astronaut! Thing when they answer this well worn question. Lil' dudes should probably start with "learn Chinese! Before they jump to astronaut. Posted by Ack Ack Ack. Otherwise, Im looking forward to Taikonaut™-brand moon cheese. July 11, 2011 at 1:50 PM.
slayerplacemat.blogspot.com
Slayer Placemat
http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2011_07_01_archive.html
Slayer Placemat: July 2011. Thursday, July 14, 2011. LET'S MAKE TRASH FUN or NIGHTMARES FOR ALL. Here are some creepy ass trashcans from a boardwalk kiddie fun zone type place. They've been there for years and always plagued my sleep a little. Especially the panda, that one's face is all crumpled and looks like it's about to explode. Posted by Ack Ack Ack. Sunday, July 10, 2011. DO THEY HAVE A UNCF IN CHINA? Before they jump to astronaut. Posted by Ack Ack Ack. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
slayerplacemat.blogspot.com
Slayer Placemat
http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2010/03/harold-has-seen-better-days.html
Slayer Placemat: HAROLD HAS SEEN BETTER DAYS. Tuesday, March 9, 2010. HAROLD HAS SEEN BETTER DAYS. Looks like Harold's promising new life has taken a toll on his soul. Cringe at how he's transitioned from eager young hobo (I can recall his bearded face. So easily) to middle-aged frightened man to grumpy old codger. This could be the end of our dear friend Harold. Only Photoshop can save him now. Posted by Ack Ack Ack. March 9, 2010 at 4:05 PM. March 9, 2010 at 4:05 PM. March 9, 2010 at 6:58 PM. If you we...
slayerplacemat.blogspot.com
Slayer Placemat
http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2011/09/minty-mad.html
Slayer Placemat: MINTY MAD. Monday, September 19, 2011. So another year goes by. I received a sweet 1st Ed. copy of At The Mountains Of Madness. This morning. There's a weird reflection on the cover that makes it look otherwise, but it's like it just came off the printer in '64. Oh, I breathed it in. Yum. Posted by Ack Ack Ack. September 20, 2011 at 4:06 AM. As a fan of old stuff in general, and specifically printed goodies, this is awesome! September 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM. READ THEIR STUFF TOO!
slayerplacemat.blogspot.com
Slayer Placemat
http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2010/01/final-harold-probably.html
Slayer Placemat: FINAL HAROLD. PROBABLY. Tuesday, January 26, 2010. FINAL HAROLD. PROBABLY. One of the more lucid yet deranged commenters, "Anonymous", sent in a slew of Haroldshops. I won't attempt to apply logic to any of them. I'm just going with it. I like the cowboy hat one. Posted by Ack Ack Ack. I didnt think anything could be creepier than the original art for Windowlicker. Wrong, wrong, wrong. January 26, 2010 at 3:15 PM. These please me.greatly. January 26, 2010 at 4:42 PM. READ THEIR STUFF TOO!
slayerplacemat.blogspot.com
Slayer Placemat
http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2011/06/vegas-why.html
Slayer Placemat: VEGAS. WHY? Tuesday, June 21, 2011. I dunno, sure. Sluts love them some Eiffel Tower shaped drinks. Comes in three flavors! Hunter S Thompson wouldn't need drugs to freak out nowadays. Shit like this is everywhere. Bang trucks are everywhere. Nightmare clowns with balloons. MJ and Robot MJ. Topiary shaped like motorcycles. For after a hard day of slots tournaments. Rug horror after horror. The tacky design levels are set to kill. This entire sign is offensive. 320,000 credits of Romance.
slayerplacemat.blogspot.com
Slayer Placemat
http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2011/07/lets-make-trash-fun-or-nightmares-for.html
Slayer Placemat: LET'S MAKE TRASH FUN or NIGHTMARES FOR ALL. Thursday, July 14, 2011. LET'S MAKE TRASH FUN or NIGHTMARES FOR ALL. Here are some creepy ass trashcans from a boardwalk kiddie fun zone type place. They've been there for years and always plagued my sleep a little. Especially the panda, that one's face is all crumpled and looks like it's about to explode. Posted by Ack Ack Ack. This conflicts with my childhood education to not put coins into the stomachs of seals at the National Zoo.
slayerplacemat.blogspot.com
Slayer Placemat
http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2011/10/no-ones-safe.html
Slayer Placemat: NO ONE'S SAFE. Friday, October 7, 2011. No nonononono I see what you did there. Turns out comic book based shows can make make crazee ca$ $ h, and AMC has been making the big networks look bad. So, we'll grab a comic property of our own (Fables) and let it sit forever while we decide whether to do this or not. But wait, said comic is based on public domain figures you say? Hmmm, let's just grab the ideas, slap some LOST writers on it, not pay the original writer, and do this on our own!
slayerplacemat.blogspot.com
Slayer Placemat
http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2009/12/im-in-your-house-now.html
Slayer Placemat: I'M IN YOUR HOUSE NOW! Tuesday, December 15, 2009. I'M IN YOUR HOUSE NOW! Now that he's got his learnin' for free, it's time for Hobo Pete to become un-hoboed. Oh no, wait! They used Hobo Pete's demographic likeness, but he can't refinance his box car! Oh, the injustice. Next it'll be an ad for swimming pool installation or some shit poor Pete can't possibly own. Posted by Ack Ack Ack. They must have gotten a really good deal on that stock photo. December 15, 2009 at 2:20 PM. Youre 8, yo...