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The absurdist fables of Rhys Hughes (who was a toucan in another life). Please scroll down to find a free selection of exactly 50 fables! But there are 207 fables in total, so if you want to read those as well please consider purchasing one (or both) of these ebooks. The first one,. Features 150 fables and a few short stories too, all for only $2.99. The second one,. Is a sequel and features 57 fables, for only $0.99. So the slobbery kiss was free at last! 8220;Why is that? 8221; asked the stranger.

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Rhysop's Fables: THE SCARED GHOST

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The absurdist fables of Rhys Hughes (who was a toucan in another life). There was a ghost who was scared of life. “But you're already dead and the danger is over,” pointed out a skeleton. 8220;D-d-d-d-don't tempt fate! 8221; shivered the ghost. 8220;What is it exactly about life that alarms you so much? 8221; the skeleton asked. The ghost turned. 8221; cried the skeleton. “What is 'elap'? The skeleton waved a bony hand. “Fair enough. Continue.”. 8220;I've forgotten what I was going to say…”. JAM ON AN AA...

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Rhysop's Fables: BRER RABBIT PROOF FENCE

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The absurdist fables of Rhys Hughes (who was a toucan in another life). BRER RABBIT PROOF FENCE. 8220;Didn't the colonial authorities never catch the rabbit, Uncle Remus? 8221; asked the little boy the next evening. Sez Brer Rabbit, sezee. 8220;Fence ain't sayin' nuthin', en colonial authorities they lay low. 8220;'How duz yo' sym'tums seem ter segashuate' sez Brer Rabbit, sezee. 8220;Colonial authorities wink their eyes slow, en lay low, en de fence, it ain't sayin' nuthin'. 8220;'How you come on, den?

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Rhysop's Fables: AN IMPROVED GAME

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The absurdist fables of Rhys Hughes (who was a toucan in another life). A rock that was friends with a scissors and a piece of paper said, “Shall we play another game of ourselves? 8220;Tell us the rules again. We've forgotten,” came the answer. The rock tumbled itself in exasperation, because it didn't have eyes to roll, and stated, “The rock blunts the scissors, the scissors cuts the paper and the paper smothers the rock.”. 8220;Sure, why not? 8221; said the paper. Image by Anthony Lewis.

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Rhysop's Fables: THE TAPEWORM

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The absurdist fables of Rhys Hughes (who was a toucan in another life). A tapeworm called Neil decided that just living inside an intestine wasn't profitable enough and that it might be worthwhile to go into publishing as a sideline. It occurred to him that there might be a demand for overpriced pamphlets of ghost and horror stories. One day the owner of this new intestine accidentally swallowed a car jack. When the jack reached the gut and saw the tapeworm it cried, “You are my son! GHOST IN THE MACHINE.

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Rhysop's Fables: THE HOT GEYSEROO

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The absurdist fables of Rhys Hughes (who was a toucan in another life). A hot geyseroo was hopping along when a cryptozoologist happened to notice it and shout, “What are you? 8220;I'm a geyseroo, the hot kind,” came the reply. The cryptozoologist leafed through his bestiary and checked the index but he couldn't find any reference to that monster in the book. “You must be extremely rare,” he remarked. 8220;Yes, that's true,” concurred the hot geyseroo. 8220;What's that in your pouch? I can't even form a ...

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Rhys Hughes: Home and News

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The longest single author short-story collection in publishing history is now available as an ebook! In fact it is available as two. Ebooks, because it comes in two different editions, male and female, that differ in 10% of their contents. This is a trick that I picked up from Milorad Pavić, whose Dictionary of the Khazars. Also comes in male and female editions. The differences are surely there but also insignificant. In the meantime here is the collection for the Kindle. THE MILLION WORD STORYBOOK.

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Rhys Hughes: eBooks

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I have many ebooks available. The best way to purchase them is to check out the relevant pages devoted to my work on Amazon. I am proud of all of them but I am especially pleased with the following three:. The Sticky Situations of Zwicky Fingers. That's just one of the mysteries you may or may not encounter when you join Zwicky on this decathlon of Calvinoesque whimsies! Like Beckett on nitrous oxide. Like Kafka with a brighter sense of humor.". And here are just a few more:. The adventures of an excepti...

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Rhys Hughes: π

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Have set up my own small press. This is something I have been planning to do for a long time. It has a name:. And it has a mandate: to publish my own works (of course) but also a few writers who have gone out of print, or foreign writers who haven't yet been adequately translated into English. I have the rights to issue the first ever low cost edition of the 1950 cult classic. The Exploits of Engelbrecht. Here is the logo, painted for me by. So far it has published three books by Yours Truly, including:.

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Rhys Hughes: √-1

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The square root of minus one is an imaginary number, but it can't be imagined by the human mind. Yet it exists and has great power! My ambition is to become an official member of OuLiPo. My favourite writer, Italo Calvino, was a member of OuLiPo. Too many to mention really. I am a fan of what is unsatisfactorily referred to as 'World Music'. I especially like music from Brazil and India. I also like jazz, ambient, classical and some avant-garde rock. I am a big fan of the ' Canterbury Scene. I have been ...

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Rhys Hughes: Pics

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2010 A camp fire on the dunes near the sea with a bottle of wine and a fine woman (she took the photo so isn't in it! What better way of life is there? This photo was taken near Porthcawl, the town where I grew up; it was the first time I had been back to my old haunts for many years. Porthcawl is where I started writing and I have set plenty of stories there. To give the photo some literary context: my fourth novel,. Had just been published, and I had recently finished writing my sixth,. Northern Spain,...

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Rhys Hughes: About

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I am a writer of Fantasy and Magic Realism who often uses comedy and absurdism to examine philosophical issues. I am known for my original ideas, intricate plots and entertaining wordplay! I write short stories, novellas and novels. To a lesser extent I write poetry and non-fiction. I sometimes say that writing is the only thing I'm good at. I try to make that sound like a joke, but I don't think it is. I really am mediocre at most things, but my passion for writing keeps growing stronger!

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Rhys Hughes: ∞

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A Few Short Stories featuring Hogwash and Bum Note. 1) The Porcelain Pig. Did I ever tell you the tale of the two explorers who discovered a gigantic porcelain pig in the jungles of Yuckystan? They climbed to the top of it and had an adventure that turned into a riddle. I don’t think I did tell you about this, partly because I’ve never met you before; and also because I’m making it up as I go along. Making it up off the top of my head! 8220;Tell them about Wearyland too, won’t you? So The two explorers i...

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Rhys Hughes: Tales

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Although I started writing short stories in 1981 all those early works are lost. My earliest surviving story dates from 1989. I plan to write exactly 1000 stories. There follows a complete list of every story I have written for this scheme so far. All 813 of them. As the list grows, I'll edit this blog entry to keep up! Many of the story titles are active links; if you click on them you'll discover which of my books those stories first. Towards a New Arcana. Interview with the City Treasurer. The Man Who...

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Rhys Hughes: ∈

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PANDORA'S BLUFF and THE IRRESPONSIBILIAD. I recently decided that the title for the 1000 story cycle I have been working on for the past twenty years shall be Pandora's Bluff. I have also decided on an overarching title for the series of historical novels I plan to begin writing when I turn 50, if I live that long, of course! The title is The Irresponsibiliad. I say a 'series of historical novels' but in fact the idea is to write just one vast novel - the longest novel ever written! And will be set in An...

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Rhysop's Fables

The absurdist fables of Rhys Hughes (who was a toucan in another life). Please scroll down to find a free selection of exactly 50 fables! But there are 207 fables in total, so if you want to read those as well please consider purchasing one (or both) of these ebooks. The first one,. Features 150 fables and a few short stories too, all for only $2.99. The second one,. Is a sequel and features 57 fables, for only $0.99. So the slobbery kiss was free at last! 8220;Why is that? 8221; asked the stranger.

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