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The (Infamous) Life: 7/1/10 - 8/1/10
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Friday, July 2, 2010. Eff You Sea Kay Why Oh You Friday. 8220;And a fanga in the middle’s what I leave ‘em wit’…”. You ever notice that when you’re. In the mood for, oh, let’s say…nonsense, drama and bullshxt, some inevitably finds you? And it doesn’t just find you, naw,. Naw N D. and BS will stalk you through yo’ respective hood, pay niggas to inform them of your every move and good mood, then one day, when you least expect it, they’ll roll up real slow like, right? Is riding on D’s handlebars. Dlisted ...
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The (Infamous) Life: Guess Who’s Bizzack?
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Thursday, April 28, 2011. Guess Who’s Bizzack? If I wasn’t convinced that a wild Stan would appear on some Pokemon Diamond shit, I’d channel Pay-Pal’s supposed number one seller Kanye voice. And hip-hop’s poster child for fellatio, lace front wigs,. Botched plastic surgery and colored contacts by saying “ I’ve been gone for a minute but I’m back wit’ the jumpoff. Use to be the shit back when I was in first grade [ 1. Shady bullshit in the introductory paragraph aside, it. Of choice. Not that I’...8230;Ug...
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The (Infamous) Life: (Day)dreamin' and I'm Thinkin' of...
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Tuesday, March 6, 2012. Day)dreamin' and I'm Thinkin' of. I knew that I would be tempting fate if I fell asleep in my bed. Instead, I stacked my notebooks into a crude facsimilie of a pillow and wrapped a blanket around myself. I silently prayed that I wouldn't wake up with. Spiral shaped indentation in my face and, laying my head on the journals, closed my eyes. Within moments I was asleep and soon after I was whisked into my past. Y'know," a familiar voice behind me began, "you were always a bit. We sa...
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The (Infamous) Life: 8/1/10 - 9/1/10
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Monday, August 9, 2010. 8220;Now if you love her…then tell me what kind of love this is? 8220;Temptation’s pimpin’ us both so, who’s the weaker one? Ah yes, the age old, tiresome and rather annoying debate:. Why do men cheat? I don’t have the time for all that so we’re not gonna go there. Not now. Maybe one day though. Peep the screen shots below. Notice how I try to be semi-nice and I get told to hush in the end. Ugh. Niggas. We’re a mess lol. Will cheat for any matter of reasons, but I’ve. See what I s...
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The (Infamous) Life: 11/1/10 - 12/1/10
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Wednesday, November 3, 2010. Fortes in Fide.(? So, yeah. I loafed. As in…majorly. As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure if you can classify this as “beyond major loafage” since I’ve—for lack of a better word—loafed so badly. Or would that be “poorly”? Whateva; you know what I mean. I’ve been meaning to update The (Infamous) Life. 8230;Walk wit’ me for a minute here. Yeah…not so much, no. I have faith—Lord. I have faith—that everything is gonna work out. I do. Because I. So I’m workin’. I...And yeah, oka...
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The (Infamous) Life: (Belated)
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Friday, September 30, 2011. So my birthday was in August, right? Yeah The big, “Oh, shit! I’m inching closer and closer to twenty five…which is almost thirty. How the hell did that. What have I done with my life? What is that annoying ass ticking sound I keep hea—is that my fucking biological clock. Laaaaaawwwdddddd; I ‘on wanna be old! 8221; twenty two. Yeah, no. I tossed that idea out real. After a host of other terrible ideas, some of which are too terrible to even mention, I finally decided to shoot ...
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The (Infamous) Life: 3/1/12 - 4/1/12
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Tuesday, March 6, 2012. Is there anything quite as annoying as going out of town and seeing people you know? Anything quite as, ". As seeing a person you know and don't particularly care for when you're out of town? How about having the person you know and don't particularly- hell, especially. Don't- like see you and initiate a borderline racially insensitive conversation? I felt someone tap my shoulder. "Excuse me," they said as I turned around. "I think you dropped your mo- LauRen? I thought to myself.
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The (Infamous) Life: 4/1/11 - 5/1/11
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Thursday, April 28, 2011. Guess Who’s Bizzack? If I wasn’t convinced that a wild Stan would appear on some Pokemon Diamond shit, I’d channel Pay-Pal’s supposed number one seller Kanye voice. And hip-hop’s poster child for fellatio, lace front wigs,. Botched plastic surgery and colored contacts by saying “ I’ve been gone for a minute but I’m back wit’ the jumpoff. Use to be the shit back when I was in first grade [ 1. Shady bullshit in the introductory paragraph aside, it. Of choice. Not that I’...8230;Ug...
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The (Infamous) Life: 9/1/11 - 10/1/11
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Friday, September 30, 2011. So my birthday was in August, right? Yeah The big, “Oh, shit! I’m inching closer and closer to twenty five…which is almost thirty. How the hell did that. What have I done with my life? What is that annoying ass ticking sound I keep hea—is that my fucking biological clock. Laaaaaawwwdddddd; I ‘on wanna be old! 8221; twenty two. Yeah, no. I tossed that idea out real. After a host of other terrible ideas, some of which are too terrible to even mention, I finally decided to shoot ...
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The (Infamous) Life: 9/1/10 - 10/1/10
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Friday, September 17, 2010. It’s Been a Long Time…Here’s Why I Left You. I’ve been tryin’ to come up with something relevant, irreverent and sufficiently sarcastic to open this post with, but I’m drawing a ridiculously large blank as I jot these words down on my mini Top Flight legal pad. Now, y’all should know me by now. I am the. Queen of Sarcasm, able to serve subtle if I so choose. So anyway, I’m sure that by now my handful of readers and lurkers. I see you, Gemayel. Exciting prospect, innit? Ever th...