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The doings and musings of Derek Hills. Prison Break, Incorporated. No Sex, Please. No Sex, Please. Photo by Bart Robinson. No Sex, Please. Is the true story covering the highs and lows of my very loooong virginal epoch, starting with a raunchy, unconsummated hook up in Dewey Beach, Delaware. The show tracks the touchstones of my sexual experience, from the blatant hypocrisy of my parents’ white trash obsession to my own quest for the perfect, Hollywood-worthy life (and wife). No Sex, Please. You are comm...