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oh, hello.: i win.

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Friday, August 15, 2008. So, if the blogging world were to conduct an Olympics of their own, I'm pretty sure I'd win the gold medal for the most infrequent blogger alive. In other news, last night after watching Nastia Liukin, Shawn Johnson, and Yilin Yang twirl and flip their little¹ hearts out, I attempted to do a cartwheel in my living room in front of my mom. Let's just say that won't ever be happening again. 185; Shawn Johnson: 4 ft 9 in. Yilin Yang: 4 ft 10 in. August 15, 2008 at 3:35 PM. And im ri...

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oh, hello.: appeals for wheels

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Saturday, September 13, 2008. So, I'm pretty sure I'm suffering from a herniated disc or some other horribly morbid back condition after living through these last two weeks of school. Without exaggeration, I suspect that I carry about 30% - 40% of my body weight in my backpack in the form of textbooks. . Except, the problem at hand here is neither the pain nor the associated health risks of carrying around too much weight. Carrying one around, other images begin to precipitate. . Backpack is strikingly s...

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oh, hello.: yesterday.

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Thursday, August 21, 2008. Do you really want me to keep going? I didn't think so. So, in an effort to preserve these memories, I took pictures of just about everything. I could probably create an entirely new blog based on the colossal collection, but for the sake of simplicity (and also, not exploiting all of Faraz's nude baby photos), I'll stick to sharing just a few items. The following is a card that I made for Father's Day circa 1997 while [apparently] on a tight budget. That outfit is priceless.

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oh, hello.: honey, i shrunk the cake.

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Friday, August 22, 2008. Honey, i shrunk the cake. As an edible tribute to the last week of my summer children's class, I decided to make cupcakes! After all, history (err, elemetary school) has proven that cupcakes are practically synonymous with celebration. And by virtue of my love for the science of chemistry, I'm always eager to seek out and attempt a new baking recipe. Not only did my newly discovered recipe. 1 make a box of white cake mix. 2 separate batter into little bowls. 4 stir with glee!

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oh, hello.: i ♥ dogbert.

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Sunday, August 17, 2008. I ♥ dogbert. Disclaimer: The thoughts and opinions expressed herein by Dilbert's anthromorphic pet dog creature thing do not necessarily reflect that of my own. Although, I do think this is hysterical. August 17, 2008 at 11:56 AM. August 17, 2008 at 2:47 PM. Hahahahahahah this is amazing! Dogbert and his philosophies are the best. August 17, 2008 at 8:14 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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oh, hello.: another man who made history,

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Saturday, November 22, 2008. Another man who made history,. In all of our hearts. In loving memory,. My darling grandfather,. Abdollah Masoudian. . May he rest in peace. he looked very sweet and gentle indeed. December 1, 2008 at 2:35 AM. Hey roza, my mom told me about this the other day. i'm really sorry to hear and i'm sorry i couldn't be at the memorial. I hope that everything is going well for you! December 1, 2008 at 3:55 PM. You need to blog again! January 4, 2009 at 12:54 AM.

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oh, hello.: Dear God,

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Thursday, January 8, 2009. Sent to me in the form of an e-mail. No idea who these children are. Sure wish i did though. . Especially Elliot. . The cuteness kills me. Thank you for sending this my way today, and making my day,. Ps: kudos to roza, too! January 8, 2009 at 7:42 AM. I love Robert hahaha. January 30, 2009 at 1:33 PM. Omg, rapheal made me laugh so much! November 10, 2009 at 12:28 PM. May 4, 2010 at 4:44 PM. I have this book and its really cute and amazing! January 15, 2011 at 1:53 AM.

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oh, hello.: Chrome Poem

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Tuesday, September 2, 2008. Google Chrome Haiku . Make me want to go on the. In'rnet all day long. Haiku, the sushi roll of poetry." . Hee hee. Clearly Chrome is inspiring. September 3, 2008 at 11:58 AM. I love you already chrome. now please learn to support some of the apps i love and then we can get married. September 4, 2008 at 2:05 PM. Elizabeth and amy - glad to know we share the same chrome sentiments! Internet explorer or firefox certainly never got a haiku outa me. September 7, 2008 at 10:59 PM.

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oh, hello.: engrish.

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Friday, September 26, 2008. Here crippie, have my seat.". Thanks. i am a crippie. September 27, 2008 at 4:43 AM. I hope i didn't offend anyone with this? Especially my lone commenter, crippie. the point was to make fun of china, not the disabled! September 29, 2008 at 3:42 PM. October 1, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Don't make fun of china! Plus i can read that now. or soon anyway :). It really does say crippie. October 28, 2008 at 8:54 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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oh, hello.: Best Blonde Joke Ever?

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Friday, August 29, 2008. Best Blonde Joke Ever? A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.". Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished? The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.". Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.". Dedicate to all my blonde friends. ]. Hee hee. That made me smile. August 29, 2008 at 1:48 PM. August 29, 2008 at 1:48 PM.