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The random musings of a clerk for an unnamed major canadian grocery store. We sell Italian soda. And that's it. Another winner for the Jessica Simpson award for stupidity. This took place last year while I worked at Second Cup - For those non-Canadians out there, a rather prominent and well known Canadian coffee chain). Customer walks up to the counter. Do you sell coffee? I look around at all the coffee pots, coffee beans, coffee grinder, espresso machine and mugs. Posted by vivahate at 2:36 AM. When yo...

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the customer is always retarded: clicky.

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The random musings of a clerk for an unnamed major canadian grocery store. This is relevant here, too. Posted by vivahate at 10:44 PM. Guelph, Ontario, Canada. View my complete profile. Dont trust anyone over 30. No, we keep all our luke-warm products in the free. FYI to whiny customers.

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the customer is always retarded: We sell Italian soda. And that's it.

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The random musings of a clerk for an unnamed major canadian grocery store. We sell Italian soda. And that's it. Another winner for the Jessica Simpson award for stupidity. This took place last year while I worked at Second Cup - For those non-Canadians out there, a rather prominent and well known Canadian coffee chain). Customer walks up to the counter. Do you sell coffee? I look around at all the coffee pots, coffee beans, coffee grinder, espresso machine and mugs. Posted by vivahate at 2:36 AM. I read ...

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the customer is always retarded: FYI to whiny customers...

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The random musings of a clerk for an unnamed major canadian grocery store. FYI to whiny customers. When you complain and act like a douche to your servers for not good reason, we do not sit in remorse, regretting whatever stupid thing we did that you have a problem with. We make fun of you. We call you names. We are mocking you behind your back. You will most likely become an inside joke to all the staff members. And y'know how you sometimes ask to speak to the manager? Yeah, well, guess what?

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the customer is always retarded: June 2005

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The random musings of a clerk for an unnamed major canadian grocery store. We sell Italian soda. And that's it. Another winner for the Jessica Simpson award for stupidity. This took place last year while I worked at Second Cup - For those non-Canadians out there, a rather prominent and well known Canadian coffee chain). Customer walks up to the counter. Do you sell coffee? I look around at all the coffee pots, coffee beans, coffee grinder, espresso machine and mugs. Posted by vivahate at 2:36 AM. When yo...

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the customer is always retarded: No, we keep all our luke-warm products in the freezer unit

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The random musings of a clerk for an unnamed major canadian grocery store. No, we keep all our luke-warm products in the freezer unit. And today's Jessica Simpson award for stupidity goes to that weird guy to whom I served gelato today. Him: "What is this? Me: "It's gelato. It's Italian ice. Which is like ice. Cream, only less fat and less sugar.". Him: (looks at gelato, which is sitting in a freezer unit. Posted by vivahate at 2:31 AM. Guelph, Ontario, Canada. View my complete profile.

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The Madonna vs. Mariah Death Match. Oh no she didn't. For Flesh's play-by-play of Madonna and Mariah's death match, click here. Posted by vivahate at 12:48 AM. Where in the heck did you find that awesome picture? Proof that you did not follow my link, dear. Guelph, Ontario, Canada. View my complete profile. Let there be blog. The biggest mistake the lord made was giving me the ability to blog. More of my nuggets of wisdom can be found on the following blogs:. The Customer is Always Retarded.

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dead disco: August 2005

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White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy.". Above: Pop star/fashion disaster Avril Lavigne rocks out with her cock out while proving society's lack of need for trucker hats. ATTN: Woman on bus who was the closest thing to white trash I've ever seen (And I come from a small, small town). I'd also like to thank you for getting that god awful, redundant Avril song in my head. Y'know, that song. The annoying one. No, the other one. Posted by vivahate at 6:48 PM. 2 Pass it on. 12 Tell me s...

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dead disco: June 2005

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They call me plump, but I throw up all the time.". I believe Courtney Love is entering her Debra Harry stage. Only with less class, less coolness, less talent and more drugs. Posted by vivahate at 8:46 PM. I believe in peace, bitch.". What the hell happened to Tori Amos? I've been a fan of Tori for a long time, so I'm aware that she's a little nuts, what with her seeing faeries and talking about sleeping with Jesus, but THE HAIR, MY GOD, THE HAIR. Did she get into a fight with her crimping iron? Magazine...

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Diary of a gheypunk Literati. A cyberpunk socialite looking for something to rebel against, or at least his next bong-hit. Friday, July 29, 2005. WellI wont smoke THAT much. Fucking scrambling to find a dropped lighter while stoned is one of the scariest 5 seconds of your life. How I’m spending my Friday evening. Why is being shirtless stoned such a mission impossible? Posted by Rob Danger at 11:30 PM. Wednesday, July 20, 2005. You're disgusting, and you're nasty. Dearest My Bitches,. Unfortunately my ho...

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Diary of a gheypunk Literati. A cyberpunk socialite looking for something to rebel against, or at least his next bong-hit. Monday, August 15, 2005. Ghey is SO yesterday! Check me and my partner-in-crime out at Mean Queens. Posted by Rob Danger at 9:07 PM. I am a student of literature by day, and a non-stop party animal by night. Well, parties, that can be had from my living room couch while watching Buffy. View my complete profile. The Customer is Always Retarded. How to Pay Rent. Fruit Loops and Porn.

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Diary of a gheypunk Literati. A cyberpunk socialite looking for something to rebel against, or at least his next bong-hit. Thursday, June 30, 2005. A couple of days ago I got my hair cut and to be honest I’m less than thrilled with the results. It’s half way between my desire to shave it off completely and the poser in me that doesn’t want to ruin my emo-cred. Today my roommate stopped in, on his way out of town and after looking at it for a few minutes he concluded I look like Ghey Hitler. I have defini...

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dead disco: It's my birthday. Celebrate, bitches!

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It's my birthday. Celebrate, bitches! Well, my birthday festivities started out last night with some friends at the bar, good times had by all. The birthday festivities are going end tomorrow night with a blow-out at Le Rob's. Stories to be posted asap. In the meantime, here are some select quotes from last nights festivities. Strange, 40 year old lesbian:. So are you guys all bisexuals? No We're all straight.". Strange, 40 year old lesbian:. Oh, I thought you were all bisexual.". That shut you up.".

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I believe in peace, bitch.". What the hell happened to Tori Amos? I've been a fan of Tori for a long time, so I'm aware that she's a little nuts, what with her seeing faeries and talking about sleeping with Jesus, but THE HAIR, MY GOD, THE HAIR. Did she get into a fight with her crimping iron? Why would she even have a crimping iron? Why should anyone, quite frankly? Someone help her, please. Posted by vivahate at 9:45 PM. Egads that is some bad hair! Not to mention the garish make-up and gross outfit.

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