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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Funny Quotes and Sayings. 1 Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies. 2 When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 3 On the other hand. you have different fingers. 4 I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 5 Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. 6 Money Talks . but all mine ever says is Goodbye! 10 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Very Funny Short Sayings. 1 Baby, somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel! 2 Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? 3 People are quick to share their food when they realize they can? T eat it all. 4 She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home. 5 All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane! 6 In a world without walls and fences who needs Windows and Gates? 7 Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Funny Quotes and Sayings. 1 Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies. 2 When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 3 On the other hand. you have different fingers. 4 I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 5 Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. 6 Money Talks . but all mine ever says is Goodbye! 10 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Short Funny Sayings and Quotes. 1 I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen. 2 Heavier than air flying machines are impossible. 3 Be creative, invent a perversion. 4 I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me. You cry I cry.You laugh I laugh. You jump out of the window. I look down and then. I laugh again. 5 Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level. 9 Can I have directions?

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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Celebs Quotes and Sayings. Very Funny Smart Quotes and Sayings. Very Funny Short Sayings and Quotes. Funny Quotes and Sayings. Funny Short Quotes and Sayings. 1 A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 2 The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet. 3 The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others. 4 Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

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Invitation Quotes and Sayings. Invitation Quotes and Sayings. An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court. When you invite people to think, you are inviting revolution. The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving any excuse. The past is never there when you try to go back. It exists, but only in memory. To pretend otherwise is to invite a mess. I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.

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Kindness Quotes and Sayings. Kindness Quotes and Sayings. If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. If you were arrested for kindness, would there be enough evidence to convict you. Great persons are able to do great kindnesses. When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as I grow older, I admire kind people. Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much. Kindness can become its own motive. We are made kind by being kind. Six essential qualiti...

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Money Quotes and Sayings. Money Quotes and Sayings. The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money. After a visit to the beach, it’s hard to believe that we live in a material world. There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either. There are people who have money and people who are rich. Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence. Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.

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Missing You Quotes and Sayings. Missing You Quotes and Sayings. Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love. I did three things today; miss you, miss you, and miss you. Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. Each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky. So, if you looked up at the sky and found it dark with no stars, it is all your. Fault You made me miss you too much! Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, We ought to be together, you and I.

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Laughter Quotes and Sayings. Laughter Quotes and Sayings. Nobody ever died of laughter. Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book. Men will let you abuse them if only you will make them laugh. You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. A man isn’t poor if he can still laugh. The more yo...

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