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The Americans Are Coming!: Sick Kids Hold Telethon To Benefit Jerry Lewis
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The Americans Are Coming! Written by New York Times best selling author Michael Levin. Monday, August 31, 2009. Sick Kids Hold Telethon To Benefit Jerry Lewis. Have you seen Jerry lately? Freddy Johnston, age 7, asked a hastily assembled Las Vegas news conference. "He looks horrible. So we sick kids of America are going to have a telethon this year to support Jerry Lewis. He's done so much for us. It's time for us to give back.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Lockerbie Bomber Says Prison Was Okay, ...
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The Americans Are Coming!: January 2009
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The Americans Are Coming! Written by New York Times best selling author Michael Levin. Monday, January 12, 2009. Hamas, Down To 6 Fighters, 3 Rockets And A Dog, Declares Victory Over Israel. The militant group Hamas, after having suffered losses so severe that only six of its fighters and one dog have survived, today declared victory in its war with Israel in the Gaza Strip. But we won anyway.". The unnamed spokesman attributed Hamas's victory to its willingness to "stand up for what we believe in, which...
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The Americans Are Coming!: October 2008
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The Americans Are Coming! Written by New York Times best selling author Michael Levin. Thursday, October 30, 2008. Poll: Keep Electoral College, Get Rid Of Presidency. 87 percent of Americans surveyed in a recent CNN-NBC-ESPN-Hustler Magazine poll indicated that they would like to see the electoral college remain in existence but that the country needs to get rid of the Presidency. The electoral college, Thompson said, “is pretty much the only respectable political institution left.”. Many have criticize...
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The Americans Are Coming!: July 2009
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The Americans Are Coming! Written by New York Times best selling author Michael Levin. Sunday, July 12, 2009. Fear Of Copycat Athlete Killings Has Sportsmen Sleeping Alone. In the wake of the murders of football great Steve McNair and boxer Arturo Gotti, many of the world's greatest athletes have decided to sleep alone for the foreseeable future, according to a new study. We're hoping that the girlfriends and wives will realize that a simple 'Dear John' letter is all they need in order to end a relations...
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The Americans Are Coming!: November 2008
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The Americans Are Coming! Written by New York Times best selling author Michael Levin. Wednesday, November 26, 2008. Economists Urge Impoverished Americans To Spend Their Last Dollars On Junky Stuff. 8220;It’s your patriotic duty to run up your credit cards and deplete your savings and buy anything in the stores,” Council of Economic Advisors Alfred C. Lundquist told a hastily assembled Washington, D.C. news conference. 8220;The only bright spot on the horizon,” Lundquist concluded, “is that ...LA Weathe...
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The Americans Are Coming!: In Surprise Move, Patriots Trade Gisele Bundchen to Cowboys For Jessica Simpson, Draft Picks
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The Americans Are Coming! Written by New York Times best selling author Michael Levin. Monday, August 31, 2009. In Surprise Move, Patriots Trade Gisele Bundchen to Cowboys For Jessica Simpson, Draft Picks. On the eve of the upcoming NFL season, the New England Patriots have traded quarterback Tom Brady's wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, to the Dallas Cowboys for quarterback Tony Romo's girlfriend, model/actress/whatever Jessica Simpson, plus two third round draft choices in the 2011 draft. When asked wh...
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The Americans Are Coming!: September 2009
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The Americans Are Coming! Written by New York Times best selling author Michael Levin. Thursday, September 3, 2009. Gates Thinks We'll Win Afghan War, Sees Dow At 30,000, Men On Mars. Secretary of State Robert Gates today issued an upbeat assessment of America's chances of prevailing in the war in Afghanistan, telling a hastily assembled Washington, D.C. news conference that "anybody who doesn't think we'll win is a spoilsport and totally uncool.". The White House was not available for comment because al...
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The Americans Are Coming!: Sharpton Claims LAPD Investigating Jackson Homicide "Only Because He's White"
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The Americans Are Coming! Written by New York Times best selling author Michael Levin. Saturday, August 29, 2009. Sharpton Claims LAPD Investigating Jackson Homicide "Only Because He's White". Reverend Al Sharpton today told a hastily assembled Brooklyn, New York news conference that the reason Michael Jackson's death was still the subject of an LAPD homicide investigation is "only because he's white.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). In Surprise Move, Patriots Trade Gisele Bundchen t. Report: Allege...
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The Americans Are Coming!: Lockerbie Bomber Says Prison Was Okay, Except For The Haggis
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The Americans Are Coming! Written by New York Times best selling author Michael Levin. Saturday, August 29, 2009. Lockerbie Bomber Says Prison Was Okay, Except For The Haggis. Convicted and released Lockerbie bomber Abdel Baset al-Megrahi told a hastily assembled Tripoli news conference that he was grateful to his Scottish captors for releasing him because he was "sick not of imprisonment but of haggis.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). In Surprise Move, Patriots Trade Gisele Bundchen t. Sharpton Cla...
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The Americans Are Coming!: Gates Thinks We'll Win Afghan War, Sees Dow At 30,000, Men On Mars
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The Americans Are Coming! Written by New York Times best selling author Michael Levin. Thursday, September 3, 2009. Gates Thinks We'll Win Afghan War, Sees Dow At 30,000, Men On Mars. Secretary of State Robert Gates today issued an upbeat assessment of America's chances of prevailing in the war in Afghanistan, telling a hastily assembled Washington, D.C. news conference that "anybody who doesn't think we'll win is a spoilsport and totally uncool.". The White House was not available for comment because al...