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No Eyebrows, No Mercy.: Procrastination is not the enemy.

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy. Wednesday, April 29, 2009. Procrastination is not the enemy. I wrote my last post exactly one month ago. In the last month I have decided that it's not better to write nothing at all instead of writing all of the papers that were due. I usually procrastinate writing papers (like I'm doing right now) by writing about my feelings or some other bullshit on this blog or taking a walk around BU to try and clear my head. Can I get a witness? This is probably creepy as shit, but I was bor...

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy.: Top Ten Reasons You Shouldn't Go To College

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy. Wednesday, February 25, 2009. Top Ten Reasons You Shouldn't Go To College. 10 Getting a job is overrated. 9 $200,000 - 4 years. 8 You'll stay up all night writing inane things on your blog that no one reads. 7 By senior year, you will be an alcoholic and a smoker. 6 High school girls are easier. 5 Your roommate will be a douchebag. 4 Prison food is better. 3 You'll major in Disappointment with a minor in The Art of Bullshitting. Thanks for watching, folks. Get home safe. Top Ten Re...

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy.: St. Patrick's Day, or Why Irish People Party Better Than Everybody Else

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy. Wednesday, March 18, 2009. St Patrick's Day, or Why Irish People Party Better Than Everybody Else. Imagine a band of fiddlers, mandolin pluckers, pipe corps, and Bono playing a song about the countryside. Imagine you're inside an authentic Irish pub, downing a pint with Denis Leary. Now sit back and enjoy my list of reasons why Irish people party better than everybody else. Reason # 1: Pints of Guinness make you strong. Reason # 2: Blonde hair, blue eyes, green shirts. Summer is fo...

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy.: ReLENTless AKA I like bad puns...

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy. Thursday, February 26, 2009. ReLENTless AKA I like bad puns. I am a Catholic. . Yesterday was Ash Wednesday. It was the first Ash Wednesday in as long as I can remember that I did not receive ashes. I didn't forget either. I was reminded by my sister via text message that I should get them and I saw people with them on their foreheads walking around all day. . On the way there, we discussed fate vs. pre-destination and other matters pertaining to faith and religion. I was just thin...

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy.: S'no Day AKA More Bad Puns

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy. Monday, March 2, 2009. S'no Day AKA More Bad Puns. Boston University cancelled class today. Therefore, today did not happen. I was so fucking excited that I finally had a snow day again that I commemorated the occasion by watching a lot of TV and taking a lengthy nap. Being in college allows me to invent new ways to waste my life each and every day of my hapless existence. My sister wrote a 9-page short story. I ate some chicken and curly fries that I found in my room. I raise my g...

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy.: It's the End of the World As We Know It

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy. Tuesday, February 17, 2009. It's the End of the World As We Know It. Plane crashes in the Hudson. Everyone lives. Miracle. Plane crashes into a house in Buffalo. Everyone dies. Tragedy. Fires ravage Australia. Thousands die. I say, "Apocalypse.". Ever seen the movie Armageddon? It's just gonna end. Game over. No survivors. This ship is sinking. We're all going down. In the end, we're all gonna drown. Sink or swim. The hour is here. But never fear, the end is near. . ReLENTless AKA ...

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy.: November 2008

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy. Monday, November 10, 2008. I'm gonna start posting more often, I swear. So I haven't written anything on here since I promised to write about my summer. I didn't fulfill that promise, so why should you expect me to follow up on this one? I'll tell you why: because I am angry and filled with things to say and if I don't get them out then I fear I might combust. Anyway, I'm gonna keep this one short and sweet but expect some rants to appear in the coming weeks. Links to this post.

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy.: February 2009

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy. Thursday, February 26, 2009. ReLENTless AKA I like bad puns. I am a Catholic. . Yesterday was Ash Wednesday. It was the first Ash Wednesday in as long as I can remember that I did not receive ashes. I didn't forget either. I was reminded by my sister via text message that I should get them and I saw people with them on their foreheads walking around all day. . On the way there, we discussed fate vs. pre-destination and other matters pertaining to faith and religion. I was just thin...

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy.: Spring Brake? (Part 2)

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No Eyebrows, No Mercy. Tuesday, March 10, 2009. This one might take me a few more words. I stayed up until 5 AM the morning before going home. The previous night involved Chinese food, bears, a few bottles of wine, a beautiful woman, multi-colored dreadlocks, and a loaded handgun. I won't go into detail. Before that, I was refused service at a New York City pizza joint- the day I got back. I ate at McDonald's. Life is not fair. Later that night, when my friend and I were walking out of a pool hall, we sa...