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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass: April 2010
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass. Thursday, April 29, 2010. From elderly ear sore to prophet in 10 short minutes. Anyway - point is, this is not like my normal blogs, this is more of a "WTF is happening right now? Post, and I pre-apologize for whatever the hell is about to spill from my head bowl. I'm currently sitting in a lovely establishment that feeds me carbs and caffine and gives me wireless without being a bitch about it. (Starbucks and I DO NOT. BUT, JOHN, IT HAD SUCH PRETTY LEAVES!
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass: December 2011
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass. Monday, December 5, 2011. Holiday cheer can be easily hijaked by stupidity. Consumerism makes people stoopid. This morning I yawned and thought to myself with holiday cheer in my heart – "I’ll hit up a few stores today while everyone else is slaving away for the man and avoid the crowds". 1 - DO NOT. Am I doing something wrong? Do I have a flat tire? Are you in need of assistance or something? 3 – If you are a fellow consumer during this joyous time of y...
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass: Holiday cheer can be easily hijaked by stupidity
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass. Monday, December 5, 2011. Holiday cheer can be easily hijaked by stupidity. Consumerism makes people stoopid. This morning I yawned and thought to myself with holiday cheer in my heart – "I’ll hit up a few stores today while everyone else is slaving away for the man and avoid the crowds". 1 - DO NOT. Am I doing something wrong? Do I have a flat tire? Are you in need of assistance or something? 3 – If you are a fellow consumer during this joyous time of y...
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass: An interview with the real OG of scarecrows
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass. Friday, October 22, 2010. An interview with the real OG of scarecrows. So I’m walking through our local retail store the other day and I notice that they have all their fall décor out. There were the expected items: things with leafs on them, pumpkins, gourds, and the ever popular scarecrow. As I looked around, I took note that all the scarecrows have super happy faces with rosey cheeks and big smiles. I thought “WTF is this bullshit? You know, FREE WEEZY!
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass: Save the special verbiage you once loved. It has feelings too.
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass. Thursday, December 2, 2010. Save the special verbiage you once loved. It has feelings too. You know how fashion goes through phases? Remember how, in like, 1995 sunflowers on midriff shirts paired with brightly colored jean shorts and Birkenstocks was all the rage? Oh, shit. Well, whatever, I looked damn good hanging out at the stop sign on Alibi Terrace. Suck it. Anyway – I digress. 8221; Lately "Just sayin' " has been peoples jam. 8220;your mama”. 8217;s def...
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass: June 2010
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass. Wednesday, June 16, 2010. A porcupine will straight fuck you up and that is refreshing . As human beings, we have a lot of shit to deal with. We have to expel a lot of energy to keep the many balls in the air that we believe we have to juggle to live up to some standard we've set for ourselves. Considering all that, why on earth would you want to waste more. Personal energy pretending to be someone you are not? A porcupine can't wear a silk robe, ya dig? So he...
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass: Macaroni mouth art
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass. Wednesday, August 4, 2010. So someone, cough, Krista. Hey you are the one who said I should start the blog, which gives me eternal rights to call you out on said blog. First of all, I'd like to help you understand how I feel about "curse" words. To do this, I thought I should first explain a little about my brain. My brain works like a never ending Magna-Doodle. You get the idea. That said, this means that my view of "curse" words is a little skewed. I see...
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass: Our Drunk Kitchen
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass. Sunday, March 25, 2012. Because I'm dangerously close to finals, that means I spend a LOT of time watching mindless crap on the internet instead of doing what I'm supposed to be doing. It's part of my study plan. That said, I got stuck in an endless loop of Youtube comedian Harto's "My Drunk Kitchen" videos. If you have not seen these check it out: http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? SPOILER ALERT - There is a lot of MACARONI MOUTH ART. Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass.
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass: My kitten has a day planner - and that bastard uses it.
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass. Sunday, October 17, 2010. My kitten has a day planner - and that bastard uses it. I’ve been in the deep abyss that is the end of the semester. Its dark there, with lots of snack stained sweatshirts, dark under eye circles, stress poops and super greasy hair. I’m just now emerging to find that I have a family, and a crap ton of animals. Seriously – I’m not sure how we don’t have more casualties when I fall into the abyss. 5:45am – screams like Steven Tyle...
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass: April 2011
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Musings of a Wife, Mom, and General Bad Ass. Thursday, April 21, 2011. Stuffed Crust Pizza and Monokinis - A scholarly comparative short. So I just realized that its been 4 months since my last blog. (Clearly Grad school is a terrible idea that eats your life.) But since its been so long, that means that this blog is retro, which makes it cool again. Like headbands and Ray-Bans. Problem Solved. Uh huh. Let that sink in. I’ll wait…. OK, so you get it, right? Mike I have you to thank for this epiphany.).