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Dante's Handcart: December 2005
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Friday, December 23, 2005. Ears gone, but still beautiful. Cept for your privates. There are strange things on eBay. Posted by Chris @ 8:56 pm. Links to this post. Tuesday, December 20, 2005. You wanna see big belief? You gotta go small. Yeah, real big belief, real tiny small. Folks don't get that, much. Now bumping up against a firewall the other day it turns me down. So I slide out an angelzero, a little prophet who can turn black into white, make that closed-door 1 turn welcome-home 0. Somethi...That ...
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Dante's Handcart: March 2006
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Monday, March 13, 2006. Stop holding my hand. A flamboyantly homosexual man walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a violently homophobic biker bar, and he was roundly thrashed. Proudly Jewish and openly a lady, with the breasts and cervix such a gender often entails, her snippy brand of shock-'til-they-spunk comedy is stunning audiences across America. In a world where a grown man cannot masturbate discretely during an Aaron Carter concert, we need more people like Sarah Silverman. Posted by Chris @ 1:44 pm.
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Dante's Handcart: January 2006
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Sunday, January 22, 2006. Pimping is high fashion right now. Whether you're Lil Jon. Getting crunk, or it's your ride. That's pimped, every boy wants to grow up to mesmerise bitches with his gem-encrusted pimp goblet. It's cool. To pimp, and it's doubly. Cool to have your ho's. Around you, slapping them up when necessary. Yet it's still decidedly un. Friends said they were stunned at the revelations . three-in-a-bed sex and asking the prostitute to dress up in soccer kit". Then fax your local MP. And tel...
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Dante's Handcart: February 2006
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Friday, February 03, 2006. Stable Partemple's Urban Pottage. Number two in a series of bulb. Given that it's all too easy to sleep in, thank Mary, Joseph and all the sticky mongeese that clever people still exist to invent helpful, educational sleep-disturbation technology. This little bastard is the Daily Verses Alarm Clock. I think this is the beginning of a trend. In fact, I predict that the number one toy under the 2006 Christmas tree will be the Official Peter Falk "Columbo" Daily. Commemorative sta...
